"The biigger test of Burnley away to come..."

Claret-On-A-T-Rex · Post by **Claret-On-A-T-Rex** » Thu Apr 25, 2019 8:35 am

In today's Guardian, they are expecting us to give Joe Guardiola's Man City a tougher game than mighty Man U managed.
Can we think up a song slagging off that horrible, ridiculous hooded cardigan?

claretblue · Post by **claretblue** » Thu Apr 25, 2019 11:57 am

Claret-On-A-T-Rex wrote:In today's Guardian, they are expecting us to give Joe Guardiola's Man City a tougher game than mighty Man U managed.
Can we think up a song slagging off that horrible, ridiculous hooded cardigan?

Joe's got a horrible cardigan,
Joe's got a horrible cardigan,
Joe's got a horrible cardigan
...but his name's not Joe!

doesn't rhyme - but catchy!

theroyaldyche · Post by **theroyaldyche** » Thu Apr 25, 2019 12:16 pm

I hope we beat em

And liverpool dont beat hudds

LoveCurryPies · Post by **LoveCurryPies** » Thu Apr 25, 2019 12:27 pm

2.05pm seems a strange time for a kick off. Why not 2pm?

Claret-On-A-T-Rex · Post by **Claret-On-A-T-Rex** » Thu Apr 25, 2019 12:36 pm

claretblue wrote:Joe's got a horrible cardigan,
Joe's got a horrible cardigan,
Joe's got a horrible cardigan
...but his name's not Joe!

doesn't rhyme - but catchy!

If you put Pep into Google Translate from Catalan to English it translates as "Joe".

The reason for this is that Pep is short for Josep here in Catalunya.

ClaretTony · Post by **ClaretTony** » Thu Apr 25, 2019 2:09 pm

LoveCurryPies wrote:2.05pm seems a strange time for a kick off. Why not 2pm?

To fit in with TV - Sky are showing three games on Sunday and the second one always gets pushed back to 2:05 for some strange reason.

Given Leicester v Arsenal is at 12 and Man U v Chelsea is at 4:30 then logically ours probably should be 2:15.

duncandisorderly · Post by **duncandisorderly** » Thu Apr 25, 2019 2:52 pm

A 2.15 kick off doesn't give enough time to preview the bigger game, which is usually the last one. If ours overruns through injuries, pitch invasion, a parachutist landing on the roof (as if that would ever happen, right?) then we don't get to see Graeme Souness giving Jamie Carragher **** eye.

LoveCurryPies · Post by **LoveCurryPies** » Thu Apr 25, 2019 10:27 pm

ClaretTony wrote:To fit in with TV - Sky are showing three games on Sunday and the second one always gets pushed back to 2:05 for some strange reason.

Given Leicester v Arsenal is at 12 and Man U v Chelsea is at 4:30 then logically ours probably should be 2:15.

Thanks, Tony. Just seemed rather a strange time.

timshorts · Post by **timshorts** » Fri Apr 26, 2019 7:43 am

Man city pay pep sh1tty wages,
He wanted a second job,
now Joe's a male model for damart
that cardy costs thirty bob.

to the tune of 'my father's a lavatory cleaner'

tim_noone · Post by **tim_noone** » Fri Apr 26, 2019 5:21 pm

Your cardigans sh!t....your cardigans sh!t....pep guardiola your cardigans sh!t!! Easy,give him some!

Imploding Turtle · Post by **Imploding Turtle** » Fri Apr 26, 2019 5:23 pm

We're gonna beat Citeh 1-0 again. That's not a prediction, it's a spoiler.

Steve1956 · Post by **Steve1956** » Fri Apr 26, 2019 5:39 pm

One shite Spaniard
One shite cardigan.

Nonayforever · Post by **Nonayforever** » Fri Apr 26, 2019 7:46 pm

Oh sit down
Oh sit down
Oh sit down
Sit down you #*@" Spaniard

To the tune of James - sit down

tiger76 · Post by **tiger76** » Fri Apr 26, 2019 11:54 pm

Nonayforever wrote:Oh sit down
Oh sit down
Oh sit down
Sit down you #*@" Spaniard

To the tune of James - sit down

Oh! god first we annoy the Italians,now the Spanish,no wonder people think we're a racist town.

tybfc · Post by **tybfc** » Sat Apr 27, 2019 12:41 am

I bet he voted Brexit

DCWat · Post by **DCWat** » Sat Apr 27, 2019 1:11 am

Nonayforever wrote:Oh sit down
Oh sit down
Oh sit down
Sit down you #*@" Spaniard

To the tune of James - sit down

I was wondering what tune that would be sung to.

tim_noone · Post by **tim_noone** » Sat Apr 27, 2019 1:48 am

tiger76 wrote:Oh! god first we annoy the Italians,now the Spanish,no wonder people think we're a racist town.

On the tickets falling into the wrong hands thred..people were complaining that some supporters in the away end talked and "Looked" a Bit different? Make of that what you will

Claretmatt4 · Post by **Claretmatt4** » Sat Apr 27, 2019 9:38 am

DCWat wrote:I was wondering what tune that would be sung to.

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