MIGHTY CLARETS versus Toffeescouse

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Re: MIGHTY CLARETS versus Toffeescouse

Post by SGr » Fri May 03, 2019 8:21 pm

We’re getting ripped apart here. So so poor. But I could see it coming - team has just given up. It pays to finish higher the table ffs.

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Re: MIGHTY CLARETS versus Toffeescouse

Post by Top Claret » Fri May 03, 2019 8:21 pm

Lowton the 1st and Heaton the second. Blamed for goals

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Post by IanMcL » Fri May 03, 2019 8:22 pm

0bugger bugger 2-0 coleman

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Re: MIGHTY CLARETS versus Toffeescouse

Post by Bertiebeehead » Fri May 03, 2019 8:22 pm

Oh we do like to be besides the seaside....

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Re: MIGHTY CLARETS versus Toffeescouse

Post by Vegas Claret » Fri May 03, 2019 8:22 pm

utterly destroyed, roll on summer

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Post by dpinsussex » Fri May 03, 2019 8:23 pm

That on slow motion looked offside. Half of his foot no more.

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Re: MIGHTY CLARETS versus Toffeescouse

Post by Longsidebovril » Fri May 03, 2019 8:23 pm

Me lucky undies have worn off I think.
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Re: MIGHTY CLARETS versus Toffeescouse

Post by Vegas Claret » Fri May 03, 2019 8:24 pm

this could well end up worse than the 5 they scored at the Turf, good job it doesn't matter

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Re: MIGHTY CLARETS versus Toffeescouse

Post by jedi_master » Fri May 03, 2019 8:24 pm

Wide players have barely touched the ball, but seen as both have been useless all season (in the rare occasions they’re fit) I shouldn’t be surprised.

Far stronger team with Hendrick and McNeil.

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Post by jrgbfc » Fri May 03, 2019 8:24 pm

When everyone knows how averse Dyche is to making changes and then all of a sudden he makes 2 for no reason you can sort of sense what kind of performance is coming!

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Re: MIGHTY CLARETS versus Toffeescouse

Post by Bertiebeehead » Fri May 03, 2019 8:24 pm

Longsidebovril wrote:Me lucky undies have worn off I think.
The smell hasn’t
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Re: MIGHTY CLARETS versus Toffeescouse

Post by Blackrod » Fri May 03, 2019 8:25 pm

Dreadful. Why I tend to not do dead rubbers. Think this is ganecover after 20 mins.

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Post by FactualFrank » Fri May 03, 2019 8:26 pm

First attack down the wing... 26 minutes.

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Re: MIGHTY CLARETS versus Toffeescouse

Post by Vegas Claret » Fri May 03, 2019 8:26 pm

pre-match photo :lol:
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Re: MIGHTY CLARETS versus Toffeescouse

Post by Longsidebovril » Fri May 03, 2019 8:26 pm

We have no midfield

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Post by box_of_frogs » Fri May 03, 2019 8:26 pm

This is purely to wind Cardiff / Colin up.

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Re: MIGHTY CLARETS versus Toffeescouse

Post by joey13 » Fri May 03, 2019 8:27 pm

jedi_master wrote:Wide players have barely touched the ball, but seen as both have been useless all season (in the rare occasions they’re fit) I shouldn’t be surprised.

Far stronger team with Hendrick and McNeil.
Apart from Gudmundson being our best outfielder at the start of the season and Brady being unfit you make a good point

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Re: MIGHTY CLARETS versus Toffeescouse

Post by jedi_master » Fri May 03, 2019 8:27 pm

Been a good player for us but Cork is finished as a starter at this level.

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Post by FactualFrank » Fri May 03, 2019 8:28 pm

Cork wtf was that

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Re: MIGHTY CLARETS versus Toffeescouse

Post by jedi_master » Fri May 03, 2019 8:29 pm

joey13 wrote:Apart from Gudmundson being our best outfielder at the start of the season and Brady being unfit you make a good point
That’s hardly a ringing endorsement, they were all shite. Gudmundsson has dropped ridiculously from how good he was last season, he’s not alone.


I clearly stated ‘when fit’ when mentioning Brady.

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Re: MIGHTY CLARETS versus Toffeescouse

Post by SussexDon1inIreland » Fri May 03, 2019 8:30 pm

COME ON SUPER BURNLEY

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Re: MIGHTY CLARETS versus Toffeescouse

Post by FactualFrank » Fri May 03, 2019 8:30 pm

We need a quick clever central mid during the summer.
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Re: MIGHTY CLARETS versus Toffeescouse

Post by Vegas Claret » Fri May 03, 2019 8:31 pm

FactualFrank wrote:We need a quick clever central mid during the summer.
we need Rigg to be a magician !

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Re: MIGHTY CLARETS versus Toffeescouse

Post by TsarBomba » Fri May 03, 2019 8:31 pm

jedi_master wrote:Been a good player for us but Cork is finished as a starter at this level.
Yep.

I find it astonishing that a Premier League midfielder doesn’t have the composure to just take a touch, and find a team mate with a simple pass.

Our ball retention is diabolical, and Cork is our biggest culprit. He lazily wafts his foot at the ball, aiming in the general direction of Wood and Barnes. It’s bloody infuriating.

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Re: MIGHTY CLARETS versus Toffeescouse

Post by jedi_master » Fri May 03, 2019 8:32 pm

FactualFrank wrote:We need a quick clever central mid during the summer.
Powerhouse tackling machine with athleticism and height for me. Ideally a couple of midfielders as we have no depth there at all after Cork/Westwood. We’ve been very lucky they’ve stayed fit after starting the season relying on Defour to be the other CM.

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Re: MIGHTY CLARETS versus Toffeescouse

Post by FactualFrank » Fri May 03, 2019 8:33 pm

I keep forgetting we have Defour. Can't see him being of any use to us though now.

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Post by SussexDon1inIreland » Fri May 03, 2019 8:33 pm

Great effort Ash

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Re: MIGHTY CLARETS versus Toffeescouse

Post by Tricky Trevor » Fri May 03, 2019 8:33 pm

Barnes super goal correctly disallowed for offside.

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Re: MIGHTY CLARETS versus Toffeescouse

Post by Vegas Claret » Fri May 03, 2019 8:35 pm

I usually have a pop at crap performances but they've been superb since the turn of the year, Everton are a really good side at home - let's not forget last time out they beat United 4-0 and it should have been more. We shouldn't be able to compete with teams like Everton with the finances they throw at it. We just have to hope that every season we are better than 3 other teams
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Re: MIGHTY CLARETS versus Toffeescouse

Post by IanMcL » Fri May 03, 2019 8:35 pm

Great goal Barnes.....but offside by a yard.

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Post by Tricky Trevor » Fri May 03, 2019 8:36 pm

Westwood tackle so high he almost misses everything. Deserved yellow.
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Re: MIGHTY CLARETS versus Toffeescouse

Post by SussexDon1inIreland » Fri May 03, 2019 8:37 pm

COME ON BURNLEY

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Re: MIGHTY CLARETS versus Toffeescouse

Post by jedi_master » Fri May 03, 2019 8:37 pm

Weird challenge from Westwood, sky saying it was naughty but I’m not sure if the zip of the grass and the fact Schneirderlin fell over made it look a lot worse than it would have done.

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Re: MIGHTY CLARETS versus Toffeescouse

Post by SGr » Fri May 03, 2019 8:37 pm

Taken us going two down to wake up. Annoying. This game for me highlights the need for a powerful centre mid in summer. Just failing to impose ourselves physically in the middle.

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Re: MIGHTY CLARETS versus Toffeescouse

Post by SussexDon1inIreland » Fri May 03, 2019 8:38 pm

Brady goes close

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Re: MIGHTY CLARETS versus Toffeescouse

Post by IanMcL » Fri May 03, 2019 8:40 pm

Wearwood booked and commentators building and building to a sending off description.

To me, it was 2 players, one just gets there by a whisker and the other contacts the leg, as a consequence.

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Re: MIGHTY CLARETS versus Toffeescouse

Post by SussexDon1inIreland » Fri May 03, 2019 8:41 pm

Played Ben Mee

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Re: MIGHTY CLARETS versus Toffeescouse

Post by FactualFrank » Fri May 03, 2019 8:44 pm

We lose the ball way way way too often.

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Re: MIGHTY CLARETS versus Toffeescouse

Post by Bertiebeehead » Fri May 03, 2019 8:44 pm

Stop giving the ball away please

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Re: MIGHTY CLARETS versus Toffeescouse

Post by FactualFrank » Fri May 03, 2019 8:44 pm

How many times! We get the ball and give it back.
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Post by claptrappers_union » Fri May 03, 2019 8:45 pm

Burnley are ****

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Re: MIGHTY CLARETS versus Toffeescouse

Post by Vegas Claret » Fri May 03, 2019 8:45 pm

Vydra on for Wood at half-time, Wood is deffo on the beach, playing like Ron Futcher
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Re: MIGHTY CLARETS versus Toffeescouse

Post by SussexDon1inIreland » Fri May 03, 2019 8:46 pm

Nothing wrong with that tackle by Westwood
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Re: MIGHTY CLARETS versus Toffeescouse

Post by FactualFrank » Fri May 03, 2019 8:46 pm

No better than a mid table Championship performance that first half.

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Re: MIGHTY CLARETS versus Toffeescouse

Post by FactualFrank » Fri May 03, 2019 8:47 pm

Must improve. Def get Vydra on

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Re: MIGHTY CLARETS versus Toffeescouse

Post by SGr » Fri May 03, 2019 8:47 pm

Got blown away first 20. Like we did in the reverse fixture. Been an even game since but then Everton don’t need to maintain that intensity 2-0 up. Wood has been particularly useless I must say.

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Re: MIGHTY CLARETS versus Toffeescouse

Post by Rick_Muller » Fri May 03, 2019 8:48 pm

I’ll be a little p!ssed off if they play this bad next week - we owe Arsenal

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Re: MIGHTY CLARETS versus Toffeescouse

Post by IanMcL » Fri May 03, 2019 8:49 pm

Half time.
2-0 but Clarets still in it.

Here's Madge to cheer us up.

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Re: MIGHTY CLARETS versus Toffeescouse

Post by icu81b4 » Fri May 03, 2019 8:49 pm

Rats & rats, we are being overrun in all areas here, come on lads.

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Re: MIGHTY CLARETS versus Toffeescouse

Post by FactualFrank » Fri May 03, 2019 8:50 pm

We look scared to have the ball.

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