A Couple of Recent Surveys

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A Couple of Recent Surveys

Postby Hipper » Fri May 10, 2019 7:53 am

https://www.theguardian.com/society/201 ... rvey-finds

Well, what a surprise - alcohol harms non drinkers.

https://www.theguardian.com/society/201 ... tudy-finds

Maybe more interesting.

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Re: A Couple of Recent Surveys

Postby Lord Beamish » Fri May 10, 2019 8:34 am

Well, I shall throw away my Penis Pump and give up beer, post-haste.

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Re: A Couple of Recent Surveys

Postby claret59 » Fri May 10, 2019 10:02 pm

You could try selling your penis pump as opposed to throwing it away. Probably more economic to rent it out at a modest rate, you could charge 'by the inch.'

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Re: A Couple of Recent Surveys

Postby Hipper » Sat May 11, 2019 9:47 am

https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyl ... gital-life

No mention of internet porn and masturbation?

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Re: A Couple of Recent Surveys

Postby Funkydrummer » Sat May 11, 2019 9:51 am

Walk into the corner of a table - worked for me !!! :D

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Re: A Couple of Recent Surveys

Postby bfcjg » Sat May 11, 2019 10:12 am

Drink to much and any penis extension is a waste of money, unless you let it droop into the toilet to prevent wetting the seat.

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Re: A Couple of Recent Surveys

Postby ClaretAndLube » Sat May 11, 2019 10:21 am

Stood next to Linford Christie in the gents once and couldn’t help noticing how particularly gifted he was in the male appendage department. Linford told me that when he was younger he used to tie a heavy rock on a piece of rope to his member and throw it over his shoulder. Over time he grew into the man he is today.
Naturally curiosity got the better of me and I decided to give it a go myself. I’m pleased to say that within days it had worked a treat - my old man had turned completely black.
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