https://www.theguardian.com/society/201 ... rvey-finds" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

Well, what a surprise - alcohol harms non drinkers.

https://www.theguardian.com/society/201 ... tudy-finds" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

Maybe more interesting.

Well, I shall throw away my Penis Pump and give up beer, post-haste.

You could try selling your penis pump as opposed to throwing it away. Probably more economic to rent it out at a modest rate, you could charge 'by the inch.'

https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyl ... gital-life" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

No mention of internet porn and masturbation?

Walk into the corner of a table - worked for me !!!

Drink to much and any penis extension is a waste of money, unless you let it droop into the toilet to prevent wetting the seat.

Stood next to Linford Christie in the gents once and couldn’t help noticing how particularly gifted he was in the male appendage department. Linford told me that when he was younger he used to tie a heavy rock on a piece of rope to his member and throw it over his shoulder. Over time he grew into the man he is today.
Naturally curiosity got the better of me and I decided to give it a go myself. I’m pleased to say that within days it had worked a treat - my old man had turned completely black.