• Worst song at Turf Moor.

Posted: **Tue May 14, 2019 9:50 pm**

It's got to be the most distasteful song at turf moor since the sixties rendition of "Harry Roberts is our Friend" belted it out nice and Loud Sunday and under the concourse at Goodison. I could understand abuse aimed at the former Blackpool owners who had got their hands in the Till and treated the Fans appallingly...But this Guy was a Fan of his Club. The song Stinks and leaves a sour taste.imo

Posted: **Tue May 14, 2019 9:55 pm**

Mr. Loon, it would help if you told us all of the offending song.

Posted: **Tue May 14, 2019 9:58 pm**

For me it’ll be that time in the mid 90s they played Breakfast at Tiffany’s by Deep Blue Something on the PA.

Posted: **Tue May 14, 2019 10:00 pm**

No doubt about this, it's the "...full o' t**s, fa**y and Clarets..."

Cringeworthy.

Posted: **Tue May 14, 2019 10:00 pm**

What about when we used to come out the tunnel to “simply the best”

At the time we were mid table in division 4 !

Posted: **Tue May 14, 2019 10:01 pm**

fidelcastro wrote:Mr. Loon, it would help if you told us all of the offending song.

Couldn't bring myself to say it.... Uncle jack.

Posted: **Tue May 14, 2019 10:01 pm**

It’s not the song it the pigging volume that gets up my nose

Posted: **Tue May 14, 2019 10:02 pm**

NottsClaret wrote:For me it’ll be that time in the mid 90s they played Breakfast at Tiffany’s by Deep Blue Something on the PA.

Surely "it's chico time" was worse?

Plus he sang it in person!

Posted: **Tue May 14, 2019 10:02 pm**

Whatever Chico belted out that time.

Posted: **Tue May 14, 2019 10:02 pm**

ElectroClaret wrote:No doubt about this, it's the "...full o' t**s, fa**y and Clarets..."

Cringeworthy.

That's just Embarrassing

Posted: **Tue May 14, 2019 10:04 pm**

"Dwight McNeil, he's one of our own" is as embarrassing as it is inaccurate.

Posted: **Tue May 14, 2019 10:05 pm**

Shappie wrote:What about when we used to come out the tunnel to “simply the best”

At the time we were mid table in division 4 !

Funnily enough I liked that...the irony was lost on me.

Posted: **Tue May 14, 2019 10:08 pm**

Nick Knack Paddy Whack belted out by the red half of Manchester.

Is there some Spiritual significance in this one? If not, it is sh!te !

Posted: **Tue May 14, 2019 10:08 pm**

NottsClaret wrote:For me it’ll be that time in the mid 90s they played Breakfast at Tiffany’s by Deep Blue Something on the PA.

winner !

Posted: **Tue May 14, 2019 10:09 pm**

Tina ******* Turner ! how embarrassing. what puke that was.

Posted: **Tue May 14, 2019 10:10 pm**

Wile E Coyote wrote:Tina ******* Turner ! how embarrassing. what puke that was.

Posted: **Tue May 14, 2019 10:17 pm**

Owt celebrating a death of a rival owner fan or player
Tom f****g Hark
Owt related to a fad

Posted: **Tue May 14, 2019 10:36 pm**

Got to be “how many died and how many survived in the Aberfan disaster”.

Posted: **Tue May 14, 2019 10:37 pm**

Got to be “how many died and how many survived in the Aberfan disaster”.

Posted: **Tue May 14, 2019 10:41 pm**

Bop wrote:Got to be “how many died and how many survived in the Aberfan disaster”.

Cardiff??

Posted: **Tue May 14, 2019 10:49 pm**

In our Lancashire home , boring and a Scouse song anyway

Posted: **Tue May 14, 2019 10:51 pm**

fidelcastro wrote:"Dwight McNeil, he's one of our own" is as embarrassing as it is inaccurate.

Correct. He played for united before us

Posted: **Tue May 14, 2019 10:52 pm**

joey13 wrote:In our Lancashire home , boring and a Scouse song anyway

Agree. Terrible song

Posted: **Tue May 14, 2019 10:53 pm**

joey13 wrote:In our Lancashire home , boring and a Scouse song anyway

Another for The Embarrassing list got to Agree.

Posted: **Tue May 14, 2019 10:53 pm**

Here cos of Burnley, you're only here cos of Burnley.......

Obviously, or they'd be at another ground

Posted: **Tue May 14, 2019 10:56 pm**

terrible when you consider it, fans really did sing about Aberfan, a genuine disaster where countless children died.
and football fans like to think themselves solid valued, working class lads.

Posted: **Tue May 14, 2019 10:58 pm**

theroyaldyche wrote:Correct. He played for united before us

A slight amendment for Man utd next season..he's one of their own he's one of their own dwight mc Neil hes one of their own!

Posted: **Tue May 14, 2019 11:06 pm**

Barry_Chuckle wrote:Here cos of Burnley, you're only here cos of Burnley.......

Obviously, or they'd be at another ground

That one's a head scratcher. Go back in two weeks to whatever away ground we sing that at. The opposition fans will be there again. We won't. So it's us who's only there because of Burnley. Not them.

Posted: **Tue May 14, 2019 11:08 pm**

Big Fat Jack is cringe and a step too far for me. I am well up for the rivalry but the guys has family and its just not right for them to be hearing that.

Posted: **Tue May 14, 2019 11:09 pm**

It’s no wonder we’ve always had a problem with Cardiff. I can remember them frothing at the mouth on the Longside divide when this was sung. Some songs seemed perfectly acceptable when in fact they were totally unacceptable.

Apart from those about Simon Garner.

Posted: **Tue May 14, 2019 11:10 pm**

thatdberight wrote:That one's a head scratcher. Go back in two weeks to whatever away ground we sing that at. The opposition fans will be there again. We won't. So it's us who's only there because of Burnley. Not them.

Read the title of the thread

Posted: **Tue May 14, 2019 11:14 pm**

Barry_Chuckle wrote:Read the title of the thread

Yes, I know. I wasn't disagreeing with your point. We sing it away as well. Apologies for discussing what, I thought, was a very closely-linked issue.

Posted: **Tue May 14, 2019 11:18 pm**

ClaretAL wrote:Big Fat Jack is cringe and a step too far for me. I am well up for the rivalry but the guys has family and its just not right for them to be hearing that.

I wouldn't Like to hear similar aimed at our people it's poor taste.and has no place.

Posted: **Tue May 14, 2019 11:20 pm**

thatdberight wrote:Yes, I know. I wasn't disagreeing with your point. We sing it away as well. Apologies for discussing what, I thought, was a very closely-linked issue.

You are indeed correct and second place in the poll.

another crap song !

Posted: **Tue May 14, 2019 11:31 pm**

thatdberight wrote:Yes, I know. I wasn't disagreeing with your point. We sing it away as well. Apologies for discussing what, I thought, was a very closely-linked issue.

Ah, I'm with you and yes you're correct, equally $hite when we're away.

Posted: **Wed May 15, 2019 6:56 am**

'You wot, you wot, you wot you wot you wot'

Both songs about Jack Walker are embarrassing

Dwight Mcneil isn't one of our own

'you're ******* sh!t' when it's 1-0 after 15mins

Shouting handball for ten minutes after the opposition has a claim for it.

Conversely I'm not that bothered about the tits fanny and clarets song. Or the in our Lancashire home one (I know it's a Scouse song but have never heard them sing it so there's no connection for me)

Posted: **Wed May 15, 2019 7:18 am**

We don't speak with an accent exceedingly rare.

Posted: **Wed May 15, 2019 7:24 am**

If I never hear "do do do do, anti-football" again it'll be too soon.

Posted: **Wed May 15, 2019 7:33 am**

We really do have a whole heap of self-loathing and doubt amongst the folk who post on here. They criticise if the crowd don’t sing, and then knock them for the things they do sing. I’m surprised that the usual go-to in these debates hasn’t yet been brought up; tempo.
Anyone expecting a sustained level of wit and intelligence from a mob of people singing together may as well plough the sea.

Posted: **Wed May 15, 2019 7:42 am**

Pickles wrote:We don't speak with an accent exceedingly rare.

You speak for yourself like... as you know like...

At least we don't eat Murrs Burrs down't Curr Purrk or drink in't Brurrnhill Urrms ............

Posted: **Wed May 15, 2019 8:08 am**

Always a strange one when you see people whinge about songs not being accurate.

Or when Torquay United sing "we're by far the greatest the team the world has ever seen" do they think the people singing it believe it. If the current crop of songs bug someone that much easiest thing to do is come up with new ones, you have all summer to get it off the ground.

Posted: **Wed May 15, 2019 8:38 am**

tim_noone wrote:I wouldn't Like to hear similar aimed at our people it's poor taste.and has no place.

It’s an awful song. Whenever I hear people “sing” it I think about how they would feel if their family member “had a heart attack”. Would they be singing it then?

Posted: **Wed May 15, 2019 9:02 am**

“Shouting handball for ten minutes after the opposition has a claim for it.”

Hate that with a passion

Posted: **Wed May 15, 2019 9:06 am**

The songs we sing are not supposed to mean a thing.

Posted: **Wed May 15, 2019 9:35 am**

claretonthecoast1882 wrote:Always a strange one when you see people whinge about songs not being accurate.

Or when Torquay United sing "we're by far the greatest the team the world has ever seen" do they think the people singing it believe it. If the current crop of songs bug someone that much easiest thing to do is come up with new ones, you have all summer to get it off the ground.

True. I find it hard to believe Blackburn managers are always asking Burnley fans to play for them and that all offers are turned down.

Posted: **Wed May 15, 2019 10:14 am**

The JWID song has changed for me over time. When our fans first began singing it I saw it more as a ‘The King is Dead, Long Live the King’ kind of thing, but laughing at their current shambllic owners.

Over the years it’s become more hatred towards Jack Walker as the numbskull element, who couldn’t think up a song it their life depended on it, have taken ownership of it.

It’s not good now at all.

Posted: **Wed May 15, 2019 10:19 am**

Time to go,
Time to goooooooo etc

Posted: **Wed May 15, 2019 10:35 am**

All pretty awful tbh.

I want songs that are fun and abit crap in a funny kinda way. Original songs.

Something to twist and shout or Starman/Bowie

Posted: **Wed May 15, 2019 10:41 am**

groove wrote:The songs we sing are not supposed to mean a thing.

That's excellent, what's the 2nd verse?

Posted: **Wed May 15, 2019 11:30 am**

Quickenthetempo wrote:Whatever Chico belted out that time.

I'm sure it got the crowd jumping...

... seriously though, that is right up there in terms of worst ever ideas

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