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Eurovision 2019

Postby FactualFrank » Sat May 18, 2019 7:24 pm

My prediction for the UK - I'll go 20th.

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Re: Eurovision 2019

Postby Bosscat » Sat May 18, 2019 7:27 pm

You didn't add the UTC staple Frank....

FactualFrank wrote:My prediction for the UK - I'll go 20th. FACT

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Re: Eurovision 2019

Postby THEWELLERNUT70 » Sat May 18, 2019 7:35 pm

I've got my each way cash on Norway @28/1

Having watched both qualifiers there was nothing really standout imo (I had Moldova a couple of years back at 100/1 who finished third and went through the qualifying route. )

https://youtu.be/mvaLAs9cex4

A couple of real outsiders could possibly be Czech Republic or Denmark at 150/1

Some betting firms are paying 6 places too

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Re: Eurovision 2019

Postby THEWELLERNUT70 » Sat May 18, 2019 7:37 pm

I predict Germany will finish last aswell ;)

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Re: Eurovision 2019

Postby boatshed bill » Sat May 18, 2019 7:37 pm

Is Cliff Richard representing Britain, he's a winner!

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Re: Eurovision 2019

Postby THEWELLERNUT70 » Sat May 18, 2019 7:40 pm

boatshed bill wrote:Is Cliff Richard representing Britain, he's a winner!


It'll be Congratulations if he wins
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Re: Eurovision 2019

Postby boatshed bill » Sat May 18, 2019 7:41 pm

Boom Bang A Bang! They don't write 'em like that any more.
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Re: Eurovision 2019

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Re: Eurovision 2019

Postby Long Time Lurker » Sat May 18, 2019 7:48 pm

Hopefully they syle Michael Rice better than they did in his build up performances.

Granted, not a lot can be done with his body shape, but its Eurovision and anything goes. Put him in a sequined leotard, with a tutu and some left over christmas tinsel then lower him from the ceiling on a swing or fire him onto the stage from a glitter loaded cannon.

Anything is better than the mismash suit and half mast trousers.

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Re: Eurovision 2019

Postby FactualFrank » Sat May 18, 2019 7:49 pm

THEWELLERNUT70 wrote:I've got my each way cash on Norway @28/1

Having watched both qualifiers there was nothing really standout imo (I had Moldova a couple of years back at 100/1 who finished third and went through the qualifying route. )

https://youtu.be/mvaLAs9cex4

A couple of real outsiders could possibly be Czech Republic or Denmark at 150/1

Some betting firms are paying 6 places too


I was flicking back and forth during Tuesday/Thursday semi-finals, and I agree that nothing absolutely stood out.

The running order seems to make a difference too. Ones shown early doors seem to find it harder to win. With Australia second from last, they must have an excellent chance.

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Re: Eurovision 2019

Postby THEWELLERNUT70 » Sat May 18, 2019 7:51 pm

Australia were 100/1 about a month ago, now they're bloody second favourites!

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Re: Eurovision 2019

Postby Bosscat » Sat May 18, 2019 7:57 pm

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of ... ng_Contest

Here you go a complete list of total crap :D

Will I be watching tonight ......
Of course I will :lol: :lol: :lol:
Its what we do every year ... as for betting on it bugger that buy a couple of bottles of a nice red and fall asleep through the voting :D its what we do :D
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Re: Eurovision 2019

Postby thatdberight » Sat May 18, 2019 8:10 pm

Unlike the Europa League final, definitely not being held in Europe.

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Re: Eurovision 2019

Postby bfcjg » Sat May 18, 2019 8:17 pm

THEWELLERNUT70 wrote:It'll be Congratulations if he wins

And celebrations.

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Re: Eurovision 2019

Postby timshorts » Sat May 18, 2019 8:28 pm

THEWELLERNUT70 wrote:I've got my each way cash on Norway @28/1


I hope so. I've not heard much of the big 6 or whatever, but Norway was great in the heats. Classic euro vision type song with a bit of Norwegian culture in whatever it is that the bald guy in leathers does.

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Re: Eurovision 2019

Postby timshorts » Sat May 18, 2019 8:29 pm

But it would be dead funny if Iceland won.

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Re: Eurovision 2019

Postby FactualFrank » Sat May 18, 2019 8:30 pm

Is it me or are these voices off? (Germany)

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Re: Eurovision 2019

Postby Vegas Claret » Sat May 18, 2019 8:31 pm

jesus ******* wept, i'd rather watch the test screen than anything as corrupt as the Eurowank wankfest

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Re: Eurovision 2019

Postby timshorts » Sat May 18, 2019 8:34 pm

Albania couldn't sing in the tune in the heats either.
Lots of people can't really tell, hence the popularity of musicals, Michael Jackson and that head splitting ' ring my bell'

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Re: Eurovision 2019

Postby FactualFrank » Sat May 18, 2019 8:35 pm

Russia best so far I think.

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Re: Eurovision 2019

Postby timshorts » Sat May 18, 2019 8:37 pm

Vegas Claret wrote:jesus ******* wept, i'd rather watch the test screen than anything as corrupt as the Eurowank wankfest


Shorts the younger has had a Swedish girlfriend for the last 4 years and they take it VERY seriously, like it's almost their national sport.

Well probably after ice hockey and football.

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Re: Eurovision 2019

Postby THEWELLERNUT70 » Sat May 18, 2019 8:42 pm

Theres definitely something about that Denmark song. I think it'll do really well having heard it for a second time

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Re: Eurovision 2019

Postby THEWELLERNUT70 » Sat May 18, 2019 8:47 pm

North Macedonia has a set of lungs on her..........

Very distracting :D

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Re: Eurovision 2019

Postby FactualFrank » Sat May 18, 2019 9:19 pm

Norway certainly euro pop.

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Re: Eurovision 2019

Postby FactualFrank » Sat May 18, 2019 9:25 pm

Never James Corden could sing like that.

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Re: Eurovision 2019

Postby THEWELLERNUT70 » Sat May 18, 2019 9:37 pm

The Cyprus performance was very alluring

https://youtu.be/wIpEI-NhRxg

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Re: Eurovision 2019

Postby South West Claret. » Sat May 18, 2019 9:40 pm

Blacked for obvious reasons.

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Re: Eurovision 2019

Postby Bosscat » Sat May 18, 2019 9:40 pm

Belarus not bad either....

Iceland was sort of hmmm... wtf

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Re: Eurovision 2019

Postby Rick_Muller » Sat May 18, 2019 9:47 pm

quel genre est-ce

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Re: Eurovision 2019

Postby thelaughingclaret » Sat May 18, 2019 9:49 pm

I switched it on just now to see a French obese woman in a tutu type thing. I switched it of immediately.
That’s enough Eurovision for one lifetime.
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Re: Eurovision 2019

Postby FactualFrank » Sat May 18, 2019 9:51 pm

Italy's is absolute bonk.

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Re: Eurovision 2019

Postby FactualFrank » Sat May 18, 2019 9:56 pm

Like Switzerlands.

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Re: Eurovision 2019

Postby FactualFrank » Sat May 18, 2019 10:00 pm

Australia... simply the breast.
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Re: Eurovision 2019

Postby ClaretAndLube » Sat May 18, 2019 10:00 pm

Just got back after a while in the bathroom after watching Cyprus. Have I missed anything?
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Re: Eurovision 2019

Postby Bosscat » Sat May 18, 2019 10:03 pm

Australia will win the vote from the Poles.......
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Re: Eurovision 2019

Postby Rick_Muller » Sat May 18, 2019 10:03 pm

Australia... is that extremely strong vaginal muscles - or something else...?

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Re: Eurovision 2019

Postby Bertiebeehead » Sat May 18, 2019 10:08 pm

Mrs Beehead has fallen asleep, and I’m left watching this ****. Good job there’s wine left.
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Re: Eurovision 2019

Postby Bosscat » Sat May 18, 2019 10:08 pm

:o
Rick_Muller wrote:Australia... is that extremely strong vaginal muscles - or something else...?

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Re: Eurovision 2019

Postby Bosscat » Sat May 18, 2019 10:08 pm

Bertiebeehead wrote:Mrs Beehead has fallen asleep, and I’m left watching this ****. Good job there’s wine left.

Mmmmmmm. Wine :D

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Re: Eurovision 2019

Postby Bertiebeehead » Sat May 18, 2019 10:13 pm

Bosscat wrote:Mmmmmmm. Wine :D

Red, cheap and lots of it. The wines not bad either.
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Re: Eurovision 2019

Postby FactualFrank » Sat May 18, 2019 10:21 pm

Bertiebeehead wrote:Red, cheap and lots of it. The wines not bad either.


Make sure you follow it with a bottle of white so you don't stain your teeth...

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Re: Eurovision 2019

Postby ClaretAndLube » Sat May 18, 2019 10:29 pm

F*** me! What’s Biggins doing there?

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Re: Eurovision 2019

Postby FactualFrank » Sat May 18, 2019 10:36 pm

A lot of bets going on Italy. Im not a fan but that had the most downloads suggesting it could win - and it was 21/1 about 30 minutes ago. Now 6/1.

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Re: Eurovision 2019

Postby Bosscat » Sat May 18, 2019 10:37 pm

Wtf is Madonna Ciccone wearing :lol: :lol: :lol: she is effin 60 for effs sake :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Eurovision 2019

Postby Pimlico_Claret » Sat May 18, 2019 11:01 pm

Bosscat wrote:Wtf is Madonna Ciccone wearing :lol: :lol: :lol: she is effin 60 for effs sake :lol: :lol: :lol:

Never mind the outfit, how bloody awful is her singing?

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Re: Eurovision 2019

Postby Darnhill Claret » Sat May 18, 2019 11:01 pm

Fair play to the old bird. At least she’s singing live.

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Re: Eurovision 2019

Postby Darnhill Claret » Sat May 18, 2019 11:02 pm

Well, she was.

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Re: Eurovision 2019

Postby conyoviejo » Sat May 18, 2019 11:06 pm

Pimlico_Claret wrote:Never mind the outfit, how bloody awful is her singing?


Phook me.. She ruined like a prayer ..Time she retired .. :D

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Re: Eurovision 2019

Postby Vino blanco » Sat May 18, 2019 11:07 pm

If this is Eurovision, why are they all singing in ferkin English? Thank God when Brexit eventually happens, I think we can stop them all singing in OUR language. Ferk em!!

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Re: Eurovision 2019

Postby dpinsussex » Sat May 18, 2019 11:11 pm

Come on Azerbaijan


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