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Eurovision 2019

Posted: Sat May 18, 2019 7:24 pm
by FactualFrank
My prediction for the UK - I'll go 20th.

Re: Eurovision 2019

Posted: Sat May 18, 2019 7:27 pm
by Bosscat
You didn't add the UTC staple Frank....
FactualFrank wrote:My prediction for the UK - I'll go 20th. FACT

Re: Eurovision 2019

Posted: Sat May 18, 2019 7:35 pm
by THEWELLERNUT70
I've got my each way cash on Norway @28/1

Having watched both qualifiers there was nothing really standout imo (I had Moldova a couple of years back at 100/1 who finished third and went through the qualifying route. )

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A couple of real outsiders could possibly be Czech Republic or Denmark at 150/1

Some betting firms are paying 6 places too

Re: Eurovision 2019

Posted: Sat May 18, 2019 7:37 pm
by THEWELLERNUT70
I predict Germany will finish last aswell ;)

Re: Eurovision 2019

Posted: Sat May 18, 2019 7:37 pm
by boatshed bill
Is Cliff Richard representing Britain, he's a winner!

Re: Eurovision 2019

Posted: Sat May 18, 2019 7:40 pm
by THEWELLERNUT70
boatshed bill wrote:Is Cliff Richard representing Britain, he's a winner!
It'll be Congratulations if he wins

Re: Eurovision 2019

Posted: Sat May 18, 2019 7:41 pm
by boatshed bill
Boom Bang A Bang! They don't write 'em like that any more.

Re: Eurovision 2019

Posted: Sat May 18, 2019 7:46 pm
by THEWELLERNUT70
My each way tip

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Re: Eurovision 2019

Posted: Sat May 18, 2019 7:48 pm
by Long Time Lurker
Hopefully they syle Michael Rice better than they did in his build up performances.

Granted, not a lot can be done with his body shape, but its Eurovision and anything goes. Put him in a sequined leotard, with a tutu and some left over christmas tinsel then lower him from the ceiling on a swing or fire him onto the stage from a glitter loaded cannon.

Anything is better than the mismash suit and half mast trousers.

Re: Eurovision 2019

Posted: Sat May 18, 2019 7:49 pm
by FactualFrank
THEWELLERNUT70 wrote:I've got my each way cash on Norway @28/1

Having watched both qualifiers there was nothing really standout imo (I had Moldova a couple of years back at 100/1 who finished third and went through the qualifying route. )

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A couple of real outsiders could possibly be Czech Republic or Denmark at 150/1

Some betting firms are paying 6 places too
I was flicking back and forth during Tuesday/Thursday semi-finals, and I agree that nothing absolutely stood out.

The running order seems to make a difference too. Ones shown early doors seem to find it harder to win. With Australia second from last, they must have an excellent chance.

Re: Eurovision 2019

Posted: Sat May 18, 2019 7:51 pm
by THEWELLERNUT70
Australia were 100/1 about a month ago, now they're bloody second favourites!

Re: Eurovision 2019

Posted: Sat May 18, 2019 7:57 pm
by Bosscat
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Here you go a complete list of total crap :D

Will I be watching tonight ......
Of course I will :lol: :lol: :lol:
Its what we do every year ... as for betting on it bugger that buy a couple of bottles of a nice red and fall asleep through the voting :D its what we do :D

Re: Eurovision 2019

Posted: Sat May 18, 2019 8:10 pm
by thatdberight
Unlike the Europa League final, definitely not being held in Europe.

Re: Eurovision 2019

Posted: Sat May 18, 2019 8:17 pm
by bfcjg
THEWELLERNUT70 wrote:It'll be Congratulations if he wins
And celebrations.

Re: Eurovision 2019

Posted: Sat May 18, 2019 8:28 pm
by timshorts
THEWELLERNUT70 wrote:I've got my each way cash on Norway @28/1
I hope so. I've not heard much of the big 6 or whatever, but Norway was great in the heats. Classic euro vision type song with a bit of Norwegian culture in whatever it is that the bald guy in leathers does.

Re: Eurovision 2019

Posted: Sat May 18, 2019 8:29 pm
by timshorts
But it would be dead funny if Iceland won.

Re: Eurovision 2019

Posted: Sat May 18, 2019 8:30 pm
by FactualFrank
Is it me or are these voices off? (Germany)

Re: Eurovision 2019

Posted: Sat May 18, 2019 8:31 pm
by Vegas Claret
jesus ******* wept, i'd rather watch the test screen than anything as corrupt as the Eurowank ********

Re: Eurovision 2019

Posted: Sat May 18, 2019 8:34 pm
by timshorts
Albania couldn't sing in the tune in the heats either.
Lots of people can't really tell, hence the popularity of musicals, Michael Jackson and that head splitting ' ring my bell'

Re: Eurovision 2019

Posted: Sat May 18, 2019 8:35 pm
by FactualFrank
Russia best so far I think.

Re: Eurovision 2019

Posted: Sat May 18, 2019 8:37 pm
by timshorts
Vegas Claret wrote:jesus ******* wept, i'd rather watch the test screen than anything as corrupt as the Eurowank ********
Shorts the younger has had a Swedish girlfriend for the last 4 years and they take it VERY seriously, like it's almost their national sport.

Well probably after ice hockey and football.

Re: Eurovision 2019

Posted: Sat May 18, 2019 8:42 pm
by THEWELLERNUT70
Theres definitely something about that Denmark song. I think it'll do really well having heard it for a second time

Re: Eurovision 2019

Posted: Sat May 18, 2019 8:47 pm
by THEWELLERNUT70
North Macedonia has a set of lungs on her..........

Very distracting :D

Re: Eurovision 2019

Posted: Sat May 18, 2019 9:19 pm
by FactualFrank
Norway certainly euro pop.

Re: Eurovision 2019

Posted: Sat May 18, 2019 9:25 pm
by FactualFrank
Never James Corden could sing like that.

Re: Eurovision 2019

Posted: Sat May 18, 2019 9:37 pm
by THEWELLERNUT70
The Cyprus performance was very alluring

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Re: Eurovision 2019

Posted: Sat May 18, 2019 9:40 pm
by South West Claret.
Blacked for obvious reasons.

Re: Eurovision 2019

Posted: Sat May 18, 2019 9:40 pm
by Bosscat
Belarus not bad either....

Iceland was sort of hmmm... wtf

Re: Eurovision 2019

Posted: Sat May 18, 2019 9:47 pm
by Rick_Muller
quel genre est-ce

Re: Eurovision 2019

Posted: Sat May 18, 2019 9:49 pm
by thelaughingclaret
I switched it on just now to see a French obese woman in a tutu type thing. I switched it of immediately.
That’s enough Eurovision for one lifetime.

Re: Eurovision 2019

Posted: Sat May 18, 2019 9:51 pm
by FactualFrank
Italy's is absolute bonk.

Re: Eurovision 2019

Posted: Sat May 18, 2019 9:56 pm
by FactualFrank
Like Switzerlands.

Re: Eurovision 2019

Posted: Sat May 18, 2019 10:00 pm
by FactualFrank
Australia... simply the breast.

Re: Eurovision 2019

Posted: Sat May 18, 2019 10:00 pm
by ClaretAndLube
Just got back after a while in the bathroom after watching Cyprus. Have I missed anything?

Re: Eurovision 2019

Posted: Sat May 18, 2019 10:03 pm
by Bosscat
Australia will win the vote from the Poles.......

Re: Eurovision 2019

Posted: Sat May 18, 2019 10:03 pm
by Rick_Muller
Australia... is that extremely strong vaginal muscles - or something else...?

Re: Eurovision 2019

Posted: Sat May 18, 2019 10:08 pm
by Bertiebeehead
Mrs Beehead has fallen asleep, and I’m left watching this ****. Good job there’s wine left.

Re: Eurovision 2019

Posted: Sat May 18, 2019 10:08 pm
by Bosscat
:o
Rick_Muller wrote:Australia... is that extremely strong vaginal muscles - or something else...?

Re: Eurovision 2019

Posted: Sat May 18, 2019 10:08 pm
by Bosscat
Bertiebeehead wrote:Mrs Beehead has fallen asleep, and I’m left watching this ****. Good job there’s wine left.
Mmmmmmm. Wine :D

Re: Eurovision 2019

Posted: Sat May 18, 2019 10:13 pm
by Bertiebeehead
Bosscat wrote:Mmmmmmm. Wine :D
Red, cheap and lots of it. The wines not bad either.

Re: Eurovision 2019

Posted: Sat May 18, 2019 10:21 pm
by FactualFrank
Bertiebeehead wrote:Red, cheap and lots of it. The wines not bad either.
Make sure you follow it with a bottle of white so you don't stain your teeth...

Re: Eurovision 2019

Posted: Sat May 18, 2019 10:29 pm
by ClaretAndLube
F*** me! What’s Biggins doing there?

Re: Eurovision 2019

Posted: Sat May 18, 2019 10:36 pm
by FactualFrank
A lot of bets going on Italy. Im not a fan but that had the most downloads suggesting it could win - and it was 21/1 about 30 minutes ago. Now 6/1.

Re: Eurovision 2019

Posted: Sat May 18, 2019 10:37 pm
by Bosscat
Wtf is Madonna Ciccone wearing :lol: :lol: :lol: she is effin 60 for effs sake :lol: :lol: :lol:

Re: Eurovision 2019

Posted: Sat May 18, 2019 11:01 pm
by Pimlico_Claret
Bosscat wrote:Wtf is Madonna Ciccone wearing :lol: :lol: :lol: she is effin 60 for effs sake :lol: :lol: :lol:
Never mind the outfit, how bloody awful is her singing?

Re: Eurovision 2019

Posted: Sat May 18, 2019 11:01 pm
by Darnhill Claret
Fair play to the old bird. At least she’s singing live.

Re: Eurovision 2019

Posted: Sat May 18, 2019 11:02 pm
by Darnhill Claret
Well, she was.

Re: Eurovision 2019

Posted: Sat May 18, 2019 11:06 pm
by conyoviejo
Pimlico_Claret wrote:Never mind the outfit, how bloody awful is her singing?
Phook me.. She ruined like a prayer ..Time she retired .. :D

Re: Eurovision 2019

Posted: Sat May 18, 2019 11:07 pm
by Vino blanco
If this is Eurovision, why are they all singing in ferkin English? Thank God when Brexit eventually happens, I think we can stop them all singing in OUR language. Ferk em!!

Re: Eurovision 2019

Posted: Sat May 18, 2019 11:11 pm
by dpinsussex
Come on Azerbaijan