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Never Trust

Postby pushpinpussy » Wed May 29, 2019 11:34 am

an electrician with fuzzy hair.

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Re: Never Trust

Postby houseboy » Wed May 29, 2019 11:40 am

A politician who says 'we are all in this together'.

Or any politician really.

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Re: Never Trust

Postby theroyaldyche » Wed May 29, 2019 11:52 am

Sean dyche to make a signing before august 1st

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Re: Never Trust

Postby Rick_Muller » Wed May 29, 2019 11:54 am

a fart

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Re: Never Trust

Postby AlargeClaret » Wed May 29, 2019 12:05 pm

A man with a perm

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Re: Never Trust

Postby JimMcDonald » Wed May 29, 2019 12:35 pm

A man in a wheelchair with muddy shoes
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Re: Never Trust

Postby Funkydrummer » Wed May 29, 2019 12:39 pm

Anyone in grey tracky bottoms.
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Re: Never Trust

Postby dermotdermot » Wed May 29, 2019 12:46 pm

Boris Johnson, when he says that we give £350 million a week to the EU. Hey, wait a minute....
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Re: Never Trust

Postby whiffa » Wed May 29, 2019 12:47 pm

UpTheClarets Messageboard transfer rumours.
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Re: Never Trust

Postby dermotdermot » Wed May 29, 2019 12:48 pm

Corbyn, full stop!

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Re: Never Trust

Postby IanMcL » Wed May 29, 2019 12:49 pm

That you'll find an on street parking place, in Burnley, on match day.

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Re: Never Trust

Postby tiger76 » Wed May 29, 2019 12:55 pm

Owen Coyle

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Re: Never Trust

Postby Spike » Wed May 29, 2019 1:23 pm

Clarets Turf transfer rumours
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Re: Never Trust

Postby Vintage Claret » Wed May 29, 2019 1:26 pm

A one armed sword salesman
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Re: Never Trust

Postby Dyched » Wed May 29, 2019 1:28 pm

JimMcDonald wrote:A man in a wheelchair with muddy shoes


:lol:

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Re: Never Trust

Postby Brunlea » Wed May 29, 2019 11:19 pm

A man who tucks his shirt into his underpants!
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Re: Never Trust

Postby IanMcL » Thu May 30, 2019 12:34 am

Boris Johnson, allegedly!

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Re: Never Trust

Postby Bop » Thu May 30, 2019 12:57 am

a hippy

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Re: Never Trust

Postby AfloatinClaret » Thu May 30, 2019 1:42 am

...to one point of protection. I'm thinking rock-climbing, put you could apply it to condoms either.

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Re: Never Trust

Postby Damo » Thu May 30, 2019 2:22 am

Anything that bleeds for 4 days per month and doesn't die
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Re: Never Trust

Postby fanzone » Thu May 30, 2019 5:54 am

Damo wrote:Anything that bleeds for 4 days per month and doesn't die



Only 4 days out the month she uses that excuse. You lucky chap you

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Re: Never Trust

Postby FactualFrank » Thu May 30, 2019 8:42 am

Spike wrote:Clarets Turf transfer rumours


Clarets Turf t̶r̶a̶n̶s̶f̶e̶r̶ ̶r̶u̶m̶o̶u̶r̶s̶

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Re: Never Trust

Postby Steve1956 » Thu May 30, 2019 10:13 am

Anybody.
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Re: Never Trust

Postby Bfcboyo » Thu May 30, 2019 10:35 am

That bloke living at number 12.

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Re: Never Trust

Postby bfccrazy » Thu May 30, 2019 6:09 pm

Anyone who started their sentence with these 4 words

I’m not ...... but (replace the ...... with a plethora of words such as racist, sexist, homophobic etc.)

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Re: Never Trust

Postby Im_not_Robbie_Blake » Thu May 30, 2019 6:14 pm

A sloth on a motorbike

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Re: Never Trust

Postby Sarum » Thu May 30, 2019 6:29 pm

Bfcboyo wrote:That bloke living at number 12.


Definitely not, just as my neighbour at #14 would tell you.

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Re: Never Trust

Postby kentonclaret » Thu May 30, 2019 6:31 pm

Anybody who stated pre referendum that "it's government policy to accelerate Turkish accession to the EU" subsequently denying that they ever mentioned Turkey.

Oh No, it's that chap Boris again. :lol: :lol:

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Re: Never Trust

Postby Bop » Thu May 30, 2019 6:39 pm

a man with egg on his face.

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Re: Never Trust

Postby Claretmatt4 » Thu May 30, 2019 6:52 pm

bfccrazy wrote:Anyone who started their sentence with these 4 words

I’m not ...... but (replace the ...... with a plethora of words such as racist, sexist, homophobic etc.)


I'm not racist but do you have the time?

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Re: Never Trust

Postby pushpinpussy » Thu May 30, 2019 7:00 pm

Never trust a man with short legs

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Re: Never Trust

Postby Hroogar » Thu May 30, 2019 7:40 pm

Never trust words just actions.

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Re: Never Trust

Postby claret_in_exile » Thu May 30, 2019 7:43 pm

AfloatinClaret wrote:...to one point of protection. I'm thinking rock-climbing, put you could apply it to condoms either.


In enterprise IT, we call that a "single point of failure".

"One backup is zero backups, two backups is one backup", etc.

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Re: Never Trust

Postby bfccrazy » Thu May 30, 2019 8:00 pm

Claretmatt4 wrote:I'm not racist but do you have the time?


I’m not racist but it’s 2am ;)
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Re: Never Trust

Postby spadesclaret » Thu May 30, 2019 8:31 pm

bfccrazy wrote:I’m not racist but it’s 2am ;)


Never trust someone who tells you it is 2am.

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Re: Never Trust

Postby bfccrazy » Thu May 30, 2019 8:33 pm

spadesclaret wrote:Never trust someone who tells you it is 2am.


Never trust someone who tells you not to trust some who tells you it’s 2am.
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Re: Never Trust

Postby Lord Beamish » Thu May 30, 2019 9:03 pm

Timeo Danaos et dona ferentes.

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Re: Never Trust

Postby Bfcboyo » Thu May 30, 2019 9:04 pm

A man presenting on the BBC during the 70's.

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Re: Never Trust

Postby bfcjg » Thu May 30, 2019 9:53 pm

Daenerys Targaryen.
Mad bitch.

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Re: Never Trust

Postby Damo » Thu May 30, 2019 10:00 pm

fanzone wrote:Only 4 days out the month she uses that excuse. You lucky chap you

And 3 weeks worth of headaches

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Re: Never Trust

Postby CHEWBACCA » Thu May 30, 2019 10:17 pm

A woman with a gap between her two front teeth .

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Re: Never Trust

Postby timshorts » Fri May 31, 2019 6:01 pm

a man with a moustache and no beard.

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Re: Never Trust

Postby tim_noone » Fri May 31, 2019 10:06 pm

HARRY!

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Re: Never Trust

Postby morpheus2 » Fri May 31, 2019 10:18 pm

A dirty workshy lefty with a Mac D's milkshake.

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Re: Never Trust

Postby tim_noone » Fri May 31, 2019 10:22 pm

morpheus2 wrote:A dirty workshy lefty with a Mac D's milkshake.

A Slinger :lol: :lol:

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Re: Never Trust

Postby morpheus2 » Fri May 31, 2019 10:34 pm

tim_noone wrote:A Slinger :lol: :lol:



I quite like the Slinger we are acquainted with ;) :)
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