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Never Trust

Posted: Wed May 29, 2019 11:34 am
by pushpinpussy
an electrician with fuzzy hair.

Re: Never Trust

Posted: Wed May 29, 2019 11:40 am
by houseboy
A politician who says 'we are all in this together'.

Or any politician really.

Re: Never Trust

Posted: Wed May 29, 2019 11:52 am
by theroyaldyche
Sean dyche to make a signing before august 1st

Re: Never Trust

Posted: Wed May 29, 2019 11:54 am
by Rick_Muller
a fart

Re: Never Trust

Posted: Wed May 29, 2019 12:05 pm
by AlargeClaret
A man with a perm

Re: Never Trust

Posted: Wed May 29, 2019 12:35 pm
by JimMcDonald
A man in a wheelchair with muddy shoes

Re: Never Trust

Posted: Wed May 29, 2019 12:39 pm
by Funkydrummer
Anyone in grey tracky bottoms.

Re: Never Trust

Posted: Wed May 29, 2019 12:46 pm
by dermotdermot
Boris Johnson, when he says that we give £350 million a week to the EU. Hey, wait a minute....

Re: Never Trust

Posted: Wed May 29, 2019 12:47 pm
by whiffa
UpTheClarets Messageboard transfer rumours.

Re: Never Trust

Posted: Wed May 29, 2019 12:48 pm
by dermotdermot
Corbyn, full stop!

Re: Never Trust

Posted: Wed May 29, 2019 12:49 pm
by IanMcL
That you'll find an on street parking place, in Burnley, on match day.

Re: Never Trust

Posted: Wed May 29, 2019 12:55 pm
by tiger76
Owen Coyle

Re: Never Trust

Posted: Wed May 29, 2019 1:23 pm
by Spike
Clarets Turf transfer rumours

Re: Never Trust

Posted: Wed May 29, 2019 1:26 pm
by Vintage Claret
A one armed sword salesman

Re: Never Trust

Posted: Wed May 29, 2019 1:28 pm
by Dyched
JimMcDonald wrote:A man in a wheelchair with muddy shoes
:lol:

Re: Never Trust

Posted: Wed May 29, 2019 11:19 pm
by Brunlea
A man who tucks his shirt into his underpants!

Re: Never Trust

Posted: Thu May 30, 2019 12:34 am
by IanMcL
Boris Johnson, allegedly!

Re: Never Trust

Posted: Thu May 30, 2019 12:57 am
by Bop
a hippy

Re: Never Trust

Posted: Thu May 30, 2019 1:42 am
by AfloatinClaret
...to one point of protection. I'm thinking rock-climbing, put you could apply it to condoms either.

Re: Never Trust

Posted: Thu May 30, 2019 2:22 am
by Damo
Anything that bleeds for 4 days per month and doesn't die

Re: Never Trust

Posted: Thu May 30, 2019 5:54 am
by fanzone
Damo wrote:Anything that bleeds for 4 days per month and doesn't die

Only 4 days out the month she uses that excuse. You lucky chap you

Re: Never Trust

Posted: Thu May 30, 2019 8:42 am
by FactualFrank
Spike wrote:Clarets Turf transfer rumours
Clarets Turf t̶r̶a̶n̶s̶f̶e̶r̶ ̶r̶u̶m̶o̶u̶r̶s̶

Re: Never Trust

Posted: Thu May 30, 2019 10:13 am
by Steve1956
Anybody.

Re: Never Trust

Posted: Thu May 30, 2019 10:35 am
by Bfcboyo
That bloke living at number 12.

Re: Never Trust

Posted: Thu May 30, 2019 6:09 pm
by bfccrazy
Anyone who started their sentence with these 4 words

I’m not ...... but (replace the ...... with a plethora of words such as racist, sexist, homophobic etc.)

Re: Never Trust

Posted: Thu May 30, 2019 6:14 pm
by Im_not_Robbie_Blake
A sloth on a motorbike

Re: Never Trust

Posted: Thu May 30, 2019 6:29 pm
by Sarum
Bfcboyo wrote:That bloke living at number 12.
Definitely not, just as my neighbour at #14 would tell you.

Re: Never Trust

Posted: Thu May 30, 2019 6:31 pm
by kentonclaret
Anybody who stated pre referendum that "it's government policy to accelerate Turkish accession to the EU" subsequently denying that they ever mentioned Turkey.

Oh No, it's that chap Boris again. :lol: :lol:

Re: Never Trust

Posted: Thu May 30, 2019 6:39 pm
by Bop
a man with egg on his face.

Re: Never Trust

Posted: Thu May 30, 2019 6:52 pm
by Claretmatt4
bfccrazy wrote:Anyone who started their sentence with these 4 words

I’m not ...... but (replace the ...... with a plethora of words such as racist, sexist, homophobic etc.)
I'm not racist but do you have the time?

Re: Never Trust

Posted: Thu May 30, 2019 7:00 pm
by pushpinpussy
Never trust a man with short legs

Re: Never Trust

Posted: Thu May 30, 2019 7:40 pm
by Hroogar
Never trust words just actions.

Re: Never Trust

Posted: Thu May 30, 2019 7:43 pm
by claret_in_exile
AfloatinClaret wrote:...to one point of protection. I'm thinking rock-climbing, put you could apply it to condoms either.
In enterprise IT, we call that a "single point of failure".

"One backup is zero backups, two backups is one backup", etc.

Re: Never Trust

Posted: Thu May 30, 2019 8:00 pm
by bfccrazy
Claretmatt4 wrote:I'm not racist but do you have the time?
I’m not racist but it’s 2am ;)

Re: Never Trust

Posted: Thu May 30, 2019 8:31 pm
by spadesclaret
bfccrazy wrote:I’m not racist but it’s 2am ;)
Never trust someone who tells you it is 2am.

Re: Never Trust

Posted: Thu May 30, 2019 8:33 pm
by bfccrazy
spadesclaret wrote:Never trust someone who tells you it is 2am.
Never trust someone who tells you not to trust some who tells you it’s 2am.

Re: Never Trust

Posted: Thu May 30, 2019 9:03 pm
by Lord Beamish
Timeo Danaos et dona ferentes.

Re: Never Trust

Posted: Thu May 30, 2019 9:04 pm
by Bfcboyo
A man presenting on the BBC during the 70's.

Re: Never Trust

Posted: Thu May 30, 2019 9:53 pm
by bfcjg
Daenerys Targaryen.
Mad bitch.

Re: Never Trust

Posted: Thu May 30, 2019 10:00 pm
by Damo
fanzone wrote:Only 4 days out the month she uses that excuse. You lucky chap you
And 3 weeks worth of headaches

Re: Never Trust

Posted: Thu May 30, 2019 10:17 pm
by CHEWBACCA
A woman with a gap between her two front teeth .

Re: Never Trust

Posted: Fri May 31, 2019 6:01 pm
by timshorts
a man with a moustache and no beard.

Re: Never Trust

Posted: Fri May 31, 2019 10:06 pm
by tim_noone
HARRY!

Re: Never Trust

Posted: Fri May 31, 2019 10:18 pm
by morpheus2
A dirty workshy lefty with a Mac D's milkshake.

Re: Never Trust

Posted: Fri May 31, 2019 10:22 pm
by tim_noone
morpheus2 wrote:A dirty workshy lefty with a Mac D's milkshake.
A Slinger :lol: :lol:

Re: Never Trust

Posted: Fri May 31, 2019 10:34 pm
by morpheus2
tim_noone wrote:A Slinger :lol: :lol:

I quite like the Slinger we are acquainted with ;) :)