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If this guy was the only one on board

Post by Spijed » Mon Jun 03, 2019 7:58 pm

You'd have to have a bit of a chuckle if he was the only one on board and it crashed!

https://tinyurl.com/y6mlvzx7" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
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Re: If this guy was the only one on board

Post by Bosscat » Mon Jun 03, 2019 8:16 pm

Maybe the Pilots family would think differently :roll:

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Re: If this guy was the only one on board

Post by Spijed » Mon Jun 03, 2019 8:18 pm

Bosscat wrote:Maybe the Pilots family would think differently :roll:
As I said, if he was the only one on board.

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Re: If this guy was the only one on board

Post by Damo » Mon Jun 03, 2019 8:22 pm

I've read the link, but I'm struggling to find any information that would mean it would be funny if he died.
What is it hes done?

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Re: If this guy was the only one on board

Post by Spijed » Mon Jun 03, 2019 8:27 pm

Damo wrote:I've read the link, but I'm struggling to find any information that would mean it would be funny if he died.
What is it hes done?
This explains it quite well:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/stories-47675301" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

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Re: If this guy was the only one on board

Post by Imploding Turtle » Mon Jun 03, 2019 8:30 pm

Damo wrote:I've read the link, but I'm struggling to find any information that would mean it would be funny if he died.
What is it hes done?
It would be ironic if the private jet he needs to protect him from demons was to fail to protect him from gravity, in a humourous way. Maybe not humours for you, of course, which is surprising since you like to tell people they're the ones lacking a sense of humour

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Re: If this guy was the only one on board

Post by Damo » Mon Jun 03, 2019 8:30 pm

Spijed wrote:This explains it quite well:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/stories-47675301" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
He gets stupid people to give him money?

Your death wish list must be huge if that's what gets you on there

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Re: If this guy was the only one on board

Post by evensteadiereddie » Mon Jun 03, 2019 8:30 pm

Another headcase. File under Farage and Yaxley Lennon.

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Re: If this guy was the only one on board

Post by Spijed » Mon Jun 03, 2019 8:31 pm

Damo wrote:He gets stupid people to give him money?
Is that any different to what hackers do?

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Re: If this guy was the only one on board

Post by Bordeauxclaret » Mon Jun 03, 2019 8:38 pm

He’s worth $760m?
Wow

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Re: If this guy was the only one on board

Post by Damo » Mon Jun 03, 2019 8:39 pm

Spijed wrote:Is that any different to what hackers do?
You have lost me.
What do hackers have to do with it?

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Re: If this guy was the only one on board

Post by Spijed » Mon Jun 03, 2019 8:46 pm

Damo wrote:You have lost me.
What do hackers have to do with it?
Like this guy, they get stupid people to give them money as you seem to imply that those people are to blame for their actions when handing money over to that preacher.

He's basically ripping people off, like a hacker would. He is preying on vulnerable individuals.

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Re: If this guy was the only one on board

Post by Bosscat » Mon Jun 03, 2019 8:47 pm

Spijed wrote:Like this guy, they get stupid people to give them money as you seem to imply that those people are to blame for their actions when handing money over to that preacher.

He's basically ripping people off, like a hacker would. He is preying on vulnerable individuals.
Are you sure they arent "Praying" on him ;)
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Re: If this guy was the only one on board

Post by fatboy47 » Mon Jun 03, 2019 8:48 pm

Seems a decent guy to me. His operation sounds pretty kosher, and he offers up prayers for people which are very effective in helping them.

We need more good hearted folk like this.

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Re: If this guy was the only one on board

Post by Funkydrummer » Mon Jun 03, 2019 8:50 pm

A very apt surname though.
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Re: If this guy was the only one on board

Post by Damo » Mon Jun 03, 2019 8:57 pm

Spijed wrote:Like this guy, they get stupid people to give them money as you seem to imply that those people are to blame for their actions when handing money over to that preacher.

He's basically ripping people off, like a hacker would. He is preying on vulnerable individuals.
Ah right. I suppose so.
Do you want hackers to die too?

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Re: If this guy was the only one on board

Post by Vegas Claret » Mon Jun 03, 2019 8:58 pm

Spijed wrote:You'd have to have a bit of a chuckle if he was the only one on board and it crashed!

https://tinyurl.com/y6mlvzx7" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
the list of god botherers who have mansions and private jets is sickening. I despise the lost of them

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Re: If this guy was the only one on board

Post by Imploding Turtle » Mon Jun 03, 2019 9:01 pm

Damo wrote:Ah right. I suppose so.
Do you want hackers to die too?

Aww. Look at you finding your inner political correctness and virtue-signaller persona when it's convenient.

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Re: If this guy was the only one on board

Post by Damo » Mon Jun 03, 2019 9:03 pm

Imploding Turtle wrote:Aww. Look at you finding your inner political correctness and virtue-signaller persona when it's convenient.
Actually, I typed that and just after pressing submit, I thought to myself, I'm going all Turtle here. :lol:

As you were

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Re: If this guy was the only one on board

Post by Imploding Turtle » Mon Jun 03, 2019 9:09 pm

Damo wrote:Actually, I typed that and just after pressing submit, I thought to myself, I'm going all Turtle here. :lol:

As you were
Except i don't have a problem with politically incorrect jokes. It's when the political correctness is applied to society that I take issue with it.

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Re: If this guy was the only one on board

Post by fatboy47 » Mon Jun 03, 2019 9:16 pm

Bordeauxclaret wrote:He’s worth $760m?
Wow
Has he found our dry powder shed??? :o :o :o
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Re: If this guy was the only one on board

Post by Nonayforever » Mon Jun 03, 2019 9:16 pm

I think I would rather have the pastor preaching to me than Damo .

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Re: If this guy was the only one on board

Post by tim_noone » Mon Jun 03, 2019 9:20 pm

Imploding Turtle wrote:Except i don't have a problem with politically incorrect jokes. It's when the political correctness is applied to society that I take issue with it.
Id Love to see you on the Andrew Marr show or question Time.... Would be an interesting watch Ripping new ar$eholes out! :lol:
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Re: If this guy was the only one on board

Post by Damo » Mon Jun 03, 2019 9:24 pm

Imploding Turtle wrote:Except i don't have a problem with politically incorrect jokes. It's when the political correctness is applied to society that I take issue with it.
Except, here you are, having a problem with soldiers shooting paintballs at a picture of Jeremy Corbyn
Imploding Turtle wrote:Also, the military is supposed to be apolitical. The far-right might not understand that, but military personnel shooting at pictures of politicians isn't exactly the best way to project the military's lack of political bias. They're public servants and they shouldn't be using their status as such to project political opinions.

Also, killing people for political reasons, even if only a fantasy, isn't nice. Which is why when Game of Thrones has a dummy of George Bush's severed head on a stick in their show everyone went apeshit, and they apologised.

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Re: If this guy was the only one on board

Post by Damo » Mon Jun 03, 2019 9:26 pm

Nonayforever wrote:I think I would rather have the pastor preaching to me than Damo .
Aww. You saved your 1000th post just for me :D
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Re: If this guy was the only one on board

Post by Imploding Turtle » Mon Jun 03, 2019 9:32 pm

Damo wrote:Except, here you are, having a problem with soldiers shooting paintballs at a picture of Jeremy Corbyn

I don't have a problem with them shooting at Jeremy Corbyn. I have a problem with the army demonstrating any political leaning, and I have a problem with them shooting at their own political leaders, even as a joke. Not because i have a problem with the joke itself, but because there are crazy people (and crazy soldiers) who might actually carry that out.

My opinion is nuanced, for sure, but i think even you're capable of grasping it.

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Re: If this guy was the only one on board

Post by Damo » Mon Jun 03, 2019 9:36 pm

Imploding Turtle wrote:I don't have a problem with them shooting at Jeremy Corbyn. I have a problem with the army demonstrating any political leaning, and I have a problem with them shooting at their own political leaders, even as a joke. Not because i have a problem with the joke itself, but because there are crazy people (and crazy soldiers) who might actually carry that out.

My opinion is nuanced, for sure, but i think even you're capable of grasping it.
Oh I've grasped it alright.
Anyway, I've taken this thread off tangent already, so I'll stop at this point.

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Re: If this guy was the only one on board

Post by Imploding Turtle » Mon Jun 03, 2019 9:39 pm

Damo wrote:Oh I've grasped it alright.
Anyway, I've taken this thread off tangent already, so I'll stop at this point.
Good.

Now, get back to telling everyone why politically correct jokes are mean.

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Re: If this guy was the only one on board

Post by morpheus2 » Mon Jun 03, 2019 10:07 pm

Haha what an absolute idiot :lol:

If he actually believes that a 3 million Gulfstream V private jet can protect him from Djinn then he is a complete lunatic!
Man made materials cannot stop a Djinn if it wants to possess you.....plus, at 30,000 feet you are closer to the heavens and there are uncountable numbers of Djinn trying to listen to the council of Allah and the angels at that height and it would be possible to just randomly fly straight through them and get possessed that way! :roll:

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Re: If this guy was the only one on board

Post by Greenmile » Mon Jun 03, 2019 10:13 pm

morpheus2 wrote:Haha what an absolute idiot :lol:

If he actually believes that a 3 million Gulfstream V private jet can protect him from Djinn then he is a complete lunatic!
Man made materials cannot stop a Djinn if it wants to possess you.....plus, at 30,000 feet you are closer to the heavens and there are uncountable numbers of Djinn trying to listen to the council of Allah and the angels at that height and it would be possible to just randomly fly straight through them and get possessed that way! :roll:
I’m fairly confident he doesn’t believe in Djinn - it’s just the Christian made-up monsters he’s scared of.

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Re: If this guy was the only one on board

Post by morpheus2 » Mon Jun 03, 2019 10:29 pm

Greenmile wrote:I’m fairly confident he doesn’t believe in Djinn - it’s just the Christian made-up monsters he’s scared of.
Of course the Christian demons and monsters are made up because the Bible was corrupted by Jews, this still doesn't deter from the fact that Djinn can possess him any time, any place, anywhere - in fact he's very probably already possessed.

Peace out.

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