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Public Service Announcement

Post by Imploding Turtle » Wed Jun 12, 2019 10:29 am

Attention workers!

The party would like to remind you that if you post your opinions in a thread then you run the risk of being accused of virtue-signalling, or trying to turn the thread into being all about you.

Please be alert and aware at all times.

And call your parents once in a while.

This has been a public service announcement by,

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Re: Public Service Announcement

Post by Damo » Wed Jun 12, 2019 10:34 am

What is that term you use?
Trigger kitten or something?

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Post by Imploding Turtle » Wed Jun 12, 2019 10:36 am

Damo wrote:What is that term you use?
Trigger kitten or something?
At the risk of being accused of virtue-signalling by a Hentai enthusiast, someone who's triggered doesn't make fun of himself or situations in a light-hearted manner. Again, you demonstrate an incredible lack of understanding of the meaning of the words you use. Please, buy a dictionary. Or at least visit the Urban one.

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Post by claretonthecoast1882 » Wed Jun 12, 2019 10:40 am

Imploding Turtle wrote:At the risk of being accused of virtue-signalling by a Hentai enthusiast, someone who's triggered doesn't make fun of himself or situations in a light-hearted manner. Again, you demonstrate an incredible lack of understanding of the meaning of the words you use. Please, buy a dictionary. Or at least visit the Urban one.

Please could you point the way to the posts of you making fun of yourself instead of others, I imagine these could be an interesting read.

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Post by Lord Beamish » Wed Jun 12, 2019 10:45 am

If Up The Clarets was Cluedo...

Prof. Imploding Turtle, in the Chatroom, with Cognitive Dissonance.

Don’t go changing, IT.
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Post by Imploding Turtle » Wed Jun 12, 2019 10:49 am

claretonthecoast1882 wrote:Please could you point the way to the posts of you making fun of yourself instead of others, I imagine these could be an interesting read.
Well, numbnuts, here's an example where i'm pretending to believe that someone else is responsible for my actions, despite apologising for them.

http://www.uptheclarets.com/messageboar ... 4#p1026562" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

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Post by claretonthecoast1882 » Wed Jun 12, 2019 10:52 am

Imploding Turtle wrote:Well, numbnuts, here's an example where i'm pretending to believe that someone else is responsible for my actions, despite apologising for them.

http://www.uptheclarets.com/messageboar ... 4#p1026562" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

Thank you (least you still managed to be a tool by name calling)

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Post by randomclaret2 » Wed Jun 12, 2019 10:54 am

Missed out "attention seeker "
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Post by Imploding Turtle » Wed Jun 12, 2019 10:54 am

claretonthecoast1882 wrote:Thank you (least you still managed to be a tool by name calling)
Yes. I did that. But this time it served a purpose. I knew when you read my post you'd reply commenting on it. Your reply would be like a "read" notice, telling me you'd read my post.

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Post by Imploding Turtle » Wed Jun 12, 2019 10:55 am

randomclaret2 wrote:Missed out "attention seeker "

Ah ********. I'll have to start another thread now.

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Post by Paul Waine » Wed Jun 12, 2019 11:01 am

Imploding Turtle wrote:Yes. I did that. But this time it served a purpose. I knew when you read my post you'd reply commenting on it. Your reply would be like a "read" notice, telling me you'd read my post.
Hi IT, go easy on yourself.... and, maybe go a little easier on the rest of us.

A sense of humour and a sense of humility, if we assume the latter is related to "making fun of oneself" is good to have.

The other post you linked was only posted 30 mins back.

Yes, this is a "read" notice.

What else can I do when my water supply is off and I can't shower and then go to work. Not coming back until midday.

Of course, 1st world issue - so many of these things are - other parts of the world the water supply is very rarely "on."

EDIT: And, I came on this thread because I was hoping the PSA would tell me when I will get my water back! :(

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Post by gandhisflipflop » Wed Jun 12, 2019 8:09 pm

Spectators are requested, in the interest of safety, to cooperate with the club's stewards in keeping all gangways and emergency exits clear. The gangways and emergency exits are clearly marked in yellow. Your assistance in this matter would be appreciated.

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Re: Public Service Announcement

Post by thatdberight » Wed Jun 12, 2019 8:26 pm

Imploding Turtle wrote:Attention workers!

The party would like to remind you that if you post your opinions in a thread then you run the risk of being accused of virtue-signalling, or trying to turn the thread into being all about you.

Please be alert and aware at all times.

And call your parents once in a while.

This has been a public service announcement by,

Imploding IT TurtleCharlieFaceBunker
Chief Virtue-Signaller
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Trump Obsessive
Terrorist Sympathiser
Communist probably
So, again, it's not "always about you". That's right, isn't it? It's just that I forget when you keep presenting evidence that it really is.

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Re: Public Service Announcement

Post by Imploding Turtle » Wed Jun 12, 2019 8:28 pm

thatdberight wrote:So, again, it's not "always about you". That's right, isn't it? It's just that I forget when you keep presenting evidence that it really is.
This thread is indeed about me. Thank you for contributing to my thread about me. I look forward to your next contribution to this thread about me.

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Post by thatdberight » Wed Jun 12, 2019 8:41 pm

Imploding Turtle wrote:This thread is indeed about me. Thank you for contributing to my thread about me. I look forward to your next contribution to this thread about me.
Don't be unnecessarily, and not very credibly, modest. They're always all about you.

But you would save lots of time to get on with the rest of your life, making other things about you, by cutting to the chase and simply posting, "LOOK AT MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! PLEEEEEEEEEASE!" instead of rambling on at length on whatever pretext you've dreamt up for your next interjection.
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Post by Imploding Turtle » Wed Jun 12, 2019 8:56 pm

thatdberight wrote:Don't be unnecessarily, and not very credibly, modest. They're always all about you.

But you would save lots of time to get on with the rest of your life, making other things about you, by cutting to the chase and simply posting, "LOOK AT MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! PLEEEEEEEEEASE!" instead of rambling on at length on whatever pretext you've dreamt up for your next interjection.
Awwww, look at you trying to make this thread about you, and not who it's really about - me.

Get your own thread, loser.
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