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conyoviejo
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Motorway Madness

Post by conyoviejo » Wed Jun 12, 2019 10:06 pm

I was travelling down the M6 today and just in front of me there was a guy in a 4x4 ..All of a sudden he wound down his window and stuck his right arm out and waved it about furiously as his shirt sleeve was on fire and really going up in flames .. Next thing I knew the police overtook me and forced him onto the hard shoulder and managed to put it out for him.. I pulled in behind the policeman to see if I could help but they said it was okay and then told me they were going to charge him with..
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BEING IN POSSESSION OF A FIREARM.. :twisted:
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Re: Motorway Madness

Post by tim_noone » Wed Jun 12, 2019 10:09 pm

conyoviejo wrote:I was travelling down the M6 today and just in front of me there was a guy in a 4x4 ..All of a sudden he wound down his window and stuck his right arm out and waved it about furiously as his shirt sleeve was on fire and really going up in flames .. Next thing I knew the police overtook me and forced him onto the hard shoulder and managed to put it out for him.. I pulled in behind the policeman to see if I could help but they said it was okay and then told me they were going to charge him with..
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BEING IN POSSESSION OF A FIREARM.. :twisted:
The fixtures are out tomorrow :D

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Re: Motorway Madness

Post by Billy Balfour » Wed Jun 12, 2019 10:10 pm

Great thread. Thanks for starting it.
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Re: Motorway Madness

Post by Funkydrummer » Wed Jun 12, 2019 10:12 pm

Geroff. :lol: :lol:
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Re: Motorway Madness

Post by Bertiebeehead » Wed Jun 12, 2019 10:13 pm

A real rib tickler.

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Re: Motorway Madness

Post by cloughyclaret » Wed Jun 12, 2019 10:14 pm

I knew it would be **** but I still scrolled.
Yeah, tis funny :D

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Re: Motorway Madness

Post by Ashingtonclaret46 » Wed Jun 12, 2019 10:21 pm

I sussed it out con because I think that you are nowhere near the M6 at present --I think that it is much more peaceful where you are :D

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Re: Motorway Madness

Post by CombatClaret » Wed Jun 12, 2019 10:22 pm

She was only the road workers daughter but she liked having her asphalt.

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Re: Motorway Madness

Post by Bosscat » Wed Jun 12, 2019 10:22 pm

cloughyclaret wrote:I knew it would be **** but I still scrolled.
Yeah, tis funny :D
Yeah you just have to scroll don'tcha :lol: :lol: :lol:

Its not bad though :D

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Re: Motorway Madness

Post by Foshiznik » Thu Jun 13, 2019 1:23 pm

I used to go out with an Air stewardess from Helsinki.

However, I dropped her off at work one day and she vanished into FinnAir!
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Re: Motorway Madness

Post by theroyaldyche » Thu Jun 13, 2019 2:34 pm

Who believes the poster

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Re: Motorway Madness

Post by tim_noone » Thu Jun 13, 2019 2:39 pm

theroyaldyche wrote:Who believes the poster
I'm sure you'll be having a few with that down the youth club. :)

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Re: Motorway Madness

Post by conyoviejo » Thu Jun 13, 2019 3:30 pm

theroyaldyche wrote:Who believes the poster
It's true Mr Dyche,here's the proof.... :D
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Re: Motorway Madness

Post by theroyaldyche » Thu Jun 13, 2019 6:43 pm

tim_noone wrote:I'm sure you'll be having a few with that down the youth club. :)
Theres none here in cyprus pal

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Re: Motorway Madness

Post by evensteadiereddie » Thu Jun 13, 2019 7:00 pm

A joke in poor taste. The driver could have - of, if you're Damo - ended up with severe burns and terrible scars. I blame the BBC.

Talking of Damo, perhaps the driver, in his terrible anguish, had no choice but to become a virtual signaller............ ;)

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Re: Motorway Madness

Post by conyoviejo » Thu Jun 13, 2019 7:06 pm

Arfs..

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