I think I've been fleeced

pushpinpussy · Post by **pushpinpussy** » Sat Jun 15, 2019 4:52 pm

I've just been charged 300 quid to have the lining of my coat replaced

Rileybobs · Post by **Rileybobs** » Sat Jun 15, 2019 4:54 pm

Should the punchline not have come at the end?

Long Time Lurker · Post by **Long Time Lurker** » Sat Jun 15, 2019 4:58 pm

Rileybobs wrote:Should the punchline not have come at the end?

He paid up front.

fanzone · Post by **fanzone** » Sat Jun 15, 2019 5:05 pm

pushpinpussy wrote:I've just been charged 300 quid to have the lining of my coat replaced

If your willing to pay that then IV got a rare bucket of oxygen for sale if your interested. It's yours for £50

Steve1956 · Post by **Steve1956** » Sat Jun 15, 2019 5:07 pm

fanzone wrote:If your willing to pay that then IV got a rare bucket of oxygen for sale if your interested. It's yours for £50

Take no notice of him mate,I've got one you can have for £45

Bosscat · Post by **Bosscat** » Sat Jun 15, 2019 5:20 pm

pushpinpussy wrote:I've just been charged 300 quid to have the lining of my coat replaced

fanzone wrote:If your willing to pay that then IV got a rare bucket of oxygen for sale if your interested. It's yours for £50

That idea doesn't hold water

FactualFrank · Post by **FactualFrank** » Sat Jun 15, 2019 5:24 pm

Rileybobs wrote:Should the punchline not have come at the end?

Yup. Just a poor rewording of an old joke:
I've just been charged {insert number} pounds to have the lining of my coat replaced.
I think I've been fleeced.

Not sure the original was funny, either though

Rileybobs · Post by **Rileybobs** » Sat Jun 15, 2019 5:26 pm

FactualFrank wrote:Yup. Just a poor rewording of an old joke:
I've just been charged {insert number} pounds to have the lining of my coat replaced.
I think I've been fleeced.

Not sure the original was funny, either though

Whoa Franky boy. I thought I was on your blacklist?

Steve1956 · Post by **Steve1956** » Sat Jun 15, 2019 5:26 pm

FactualFrank wrote:Yup. Just a poor rewording of an old joke:
I've just been charged {insert number} pounds to have the lining of my coat replaced.
I think I've been fleeced.

Not sure the original was funny, either though

Thanks Frank,you just explained the joke

.....I thought he was serious

Bosscat · Post by **Bosscat** » Sat Jun 15, 2019 5:30 pm

FactualFrank wrote:Yup. Just a poor rewording of an old joke:
I've just been charged {insert number} pounds to have the lining of my coat replaced.
I think I've been fleeced.

Not sure the original was funny, either though

It was a joke .... Wow hadn't realised

Rileybobs · Post by **Rileybobs** » Sat Jun 15, 2019 5:32 pm

The chicken wanted to get to the other side.

That’s why it crossed the road.

FactualFrank · Post by **FactualFrank** » Sat Jun 15, 2019 5:48 pm

Bosscat wrote:It was a joke .... Wow hadn't realised

Yep!

mkmel · Post by **mkmel** » Sat Jun 15, 2019 5:53 pm

So I divorced the wife

I went to see the doctor today and he told me I had to lose 10 stones of ugly fat

tally · Post by **tally** » Sat Jun 15, 2019 6:04 pm

To the op..... thats a lot of money to pay for that repair,..............

oh hang ' I'll get mi coat

Darnhill Claret · Post by **Darnhill Claret** » Sat Jun 15, 2019 10:07 pm

Nope!

Imploding Turtle · Post by **Imploding Turtle** » Sat Jun 15, 2019 10:50 pm

I thought for a moment that this was going to be a follow-up thread to the thread where you asked how to get in contact with Tommy Robinson.

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