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Jessie Lingard

Post by Local cricketer » Fri Jun 21, 2019 12:21 pm

Not doing himself any favours recently so is he a muppet or misunderstood?

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Re: Jessie Lingard

Post by claptrappers_union » Fri Jun 21, 2019 12:24 pm

So, I'm going to have Google what the **** you're on about.
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Re: Jessie Lingard

Post by ŽižkovClaret » Fri Jun 21, 2019 12:24 pm

Can see a move to a Villa or Newcastle before long. He can't be good for the professionalism of the group

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Re: Jessie Lingard

Post by Local cricketer » Fri Jun 21, 2019 12:25 pm

Wouldn't mind if he was any good

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Re: Jessie Lingard

Post by claptrappers_union » Fri Jun 21, 2019 12:27 pm

Right, I'll do it for you

Basically he went on a young lads holiday and snap-chatted about their hotel rooms and did a bit of swearing. Twitter outrage

https://www.thesun.co.uk/sport/football ... ked-video/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

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Re: Jessie Lingard

Post by ŽižkovClaret » Fri Jun 21, 2019 12:29 pm

claptrappers_union wrote:Right, I'll do it for you

Basically he went on a young lads holiday and snap-chatted about their hotel rooms and did a bit of swearing. Twitter outrage

https://www.thesun.co.uk/sport/football ... ked-video/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
Isn't he 26 now? Feels a bit Micah Richards / potentially Michael Johnson
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Re: Jessie Lingard

Post by Murger » Fri Jun 21, 2019 12:35 pm

He's a massive bellend who's acting like a little kid.
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Re: Jessie Lingard

Post by beddie » Fri Jun 21, 2019 12:53 pm

Murger wrote:He's a massive bellend who's acting like a little kid.
Regardless of that I'd love him in our team.

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Re: Jessie Lingard

Post by JohnMac » Fri Jun 21, 2019 1:11 pm

Talented lad who scores goals and links play quite well. Would be a great fit for Burnley but possibly less so for the direction Man Utd may wish to go. I gather he is very popular with the younger generation because of his celebrations and social media stuff but to me he has always come across as immature.

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Re: Jessie Lingard

Post by Blackrod » Fri Jun 21, 2019 1:43 pm

Always comes across as a bit of a tw*t to me. One of my least favourite PL players.

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Re: Jessie Lingard

Post by ElectroClaret » Fri Jun 21, 2019 1:52 pm

Possibly the least Dyche-type player I can bring to mind.
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Re: Jessie Lingard

Post by Chester Perry » Fri Jun 21, 2019 1:54 pm

Seems to destroy us every time he comes on as a sub

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Re: Jessie Lingard

Post by Jeremy_Bentham » Fri Jun 21, 2019 2:03 pm

. thinks Lingard is a buffoon.

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Re: Jessie Lingard

Post by Imploding Turtle » Fri Jun 21, 2019 2:09 pm

claptrappers_union wrote:Right, I'll do it for you

Basically he went on a young lads holiday and snap-chatted about their hotel rooms and did a bit of swearing. Twitter outrage

https://www.thesun.co.uk/sport/football ... ked-video/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
:lol: Gotta love how offended the sensitive morons get over the use of a swear word that literally insults no one.

"Oh BuT hE sHoUlD bE sEtTiNg AnD eXaMpLe FoR tHe..." oh **** off you pathetic *****.

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Re: Jessie Lingard

Post by BurnleyFC » Fri Jun 21, 2019 2:19 pm

He’s a moon faced cretin, who likes to dive around like he’s been shot.
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Re: Jessie Lingard

Post by ClaretTony » Fri Jun 21, 2019 2:23 pm

Murger wrote:He's a massive bellend who's acting like a little kid.
I might not have used the same words but I concur with Murger
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Re: Jessie Lingard

Post by Jambounchained » Fri Jun 21, 2019 2:51 pm

Also looks like Roger from the cartoon Doug.
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Re: Jessie Lingard

Post by expoultryboy » Fri Jun 21, 2019 3:05 pm

I like about as much as I like dele alli

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Re: Jessie Lingard

Post by expoultryboy » Fri Jun 21, 2019 3:05 pm

Opps , i like him about as much as I like dele alli

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Re: Jessie Lingard

Post by Caballo » Fri Jun 21, 2019 5:03 pm

expoultryboy wrote:Opps , i like him about as much as I like dele alli
Cut from the same cloth, a right pair of whoppers.

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Re: Jessie Lingard

Post by Vino blanco » Fri Jun 21, 2019 5:27 pm

He must be good un though, coz he plays for England.

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Re: Jessie Lingard

Post by tarkys_ears » Fri Jun 21, 2019 5:30 pm

He's 26?

That can't be right?

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Re: Jessie Lingard

Post by Guller Bull » Fri Jun 21, 2019 5:35 pm

Don't get the fuss about this really. It's a lads holiday - what am I missing?

I get all the stuff about role models and ambassadors etc but it's not really that newsworthy is it?

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Re: Jessie Lingard

Post by Steve-Harpers-perm » Fri Jun 21, 2019 5:48 pm

He comes across as a massive whopper and is vastly overrated but not sure Utd will see it as a reason to get rid of him.

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Re: Jessie Lingard

Post by theroyaldyche » Fri Jun 21, 2019 5:50 pm

Shite player but thinks hes a world beater
Bums his best pal rashford whos also a shite player and thinks hes a world beater

Needs knockin down a peg or 2
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Re: Jessie Lingard

Post by Winstonswhite » Fri Jun 21, 2019 6:22 pm

Well that’s a minute of my life I won’t get back.

Do people just sit on their phones all the time looking for something to be offended by these days?

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Re: Jessie Lingard

Post by Funkydrummer » Fri Jun 21, 2019 6:29 pm

Winstonswhite wrote:Well that’s a minute of my life I won’t get back.

Do people just sit on their phones all the time looking for something to be offended by these days?
Yup, that's about the size of it I'm afraid.

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Re: Jessie Lingard

Post by Steve1956 » Fri Jun 21, 2019 7:16 pm

theroyaldyche wrote:Shite player but thinks hes a world beater
Bums his best pal rashford whos also a shite player and thinks hes a world beater

Needs knockin down a peg or 2
Exactly, always like TRD posts always to the point,but I agree hes a massive bellend.
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Re: Jessie Lingard

Post by Local cricketer » Fri Jun 21, 2019 7:39 pm

Steve1956 wrote:Exactly, always like TRD posts always to the point,but I agree hes a massive bellend.

Calm down ya creep :lol:
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Re: Jessie Lingard

Post by bfccrazy » Fri Jun 21, 2019 7:43 pm

Steve1956 wrote:Exactly, always like TRD posts always to the point,but I agree hes a massive bellend.
Get a room.
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Re: Jessie Lingard

Post by basil6345789 » Fri Jun 21, 2019 10:29 pm

Mosquito.

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Re: Jessie Lingard

Post by rob63 » Sat Jun 22, 2019 12:14 am

ClaretTony wrote:I might not have used the same words but I concur with Murger
Yep, needs to grow up...... could be a casualty if Ole decides on a purge of his more troublesome elements, along with his big mate Pogba who he seems to learn all his bell-endery off!

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Re: Jessie Lingard

Post by rob63 » Sat Jun 22, 2019 12:15 am

tarkys_ears wrote:He's 26?

That can't be right?
Same youth team as Pogba & Keane if I remember correctly & they're about 26

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Re: Jessie Lingard

Post by theroyaldyche » Sat Jun 22, 2019 5:18 am

Steve1956 wrote:Exactly, always like TRD posts always to the point,but I agree hes a massive bellend.
Finger meh?

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Re: Jessie Lingard

Post by ClaretTony » Sat Jun 22, 2019 8:50 am

rob63 wrote:Same youth team as Pogba & Keane if I remember correctly & they're about 26
Three mates too although you would think Keane would distance himself from the likes of this pair.

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Re: Jessie Lingard

Post by TVC15 » Sat Jun 22, 2019 9:15 am

Just shows how bang average the United and England midfield has been in recent years that Lingard has become a bit of a superstar in his own mind...and in his bank balance.
Do United fans really think he’s the quality of player they need to even end up a top 4 team again ? I doubt it.
If he is still in the first eleven next year they’ll be lucky to make the top 8.
Fergie would have kicked him all round the car park as soon as he saw all the stupid childish stuff he gets up to. Not that he would have got in a Fergie team - he would have played in a Carling Cup game and then sold for a few million like he did with many United kids who he knew weren’t good enough.

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Re: Jessie Lingard

Post by Steve1956 » Sat Jun 22, 2019 9:48 am

theroyaldyche wrote:Finger meh?
Please tell me I can :lol:

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