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Joe Hart

Post by cricketfieldclarets » Wed Jul 03, 2019 12:02 am

Looks like he is really pi$$ed off to be here and looks like the rest of the team aren't happy with him either. Look at how miserable and disruptive he looks in these pictures of the team back in training.

Sooner we get rid of him the better.
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Re: Joe Hart

Post by TVC15 » Wed Jul 03, 2019 12:05 am

Nice sunny day at beautiful Gawthorpe
Playing the game you love
Picking up £50k a week to add to your millions in the Bank.
What’s not to be happy about ?!!
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Re: Joe Hart

Post by Giftonsnoidea » Wed Jul 03, 2019 12:08 am

He’s the most expensive (wages wise) third choice keeper we’ve ever had :)

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Re: Joe Hart

Post by Goobs » Wed Jul 03, 2019 12:17 am

First and second pics they are smiling cos they are saying to each other don't worry we won't be in this sh!thole much longer and third pic he laughing at our new third choice keeper.

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Re: Joe Hart

Post by tarkys_ears » Wed Jul 03, 2019 12:23 am

cricketfieldclarets wrote:Looks like he is really pi$$ed off to be here and looks like the rest of the team aren't happy with him either. Look at how miserable and disruptive he looks in these pictures of the team back in training.

Sooner we get rid of him the better.
He's ******* tosh mate. Proven over the last 3-4 years.

Get over it.

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Re: Joe Hart

Post by KRBFC » Wed Jul 03, 2019 12:30 am

tarkys_ears wrote:He's ******* tosh mate. Proven over the last 3-4 years.

Get over it.
From last season who had the most MOTM votes on here? I’d guess Hart would be near the top of that list.
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Re: Joe Hart

Post by tim_noone » Wed Jul 03, 2019 12:34 am

Giftonsnoidea wrote:He’s the most expensive (wages wise) third choice keeper we’ve ever had :)
Good stuff....we've come a Long Way Playing Fair and square in every way.The Financial rewards are Deserved....and Burnley Fans Deserve to Be watching Top flight Football again at Turf Moor.UTC! Long may it continue. :D

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Re: Joe Hart

Post by tim_noone » Wed Jul 03, 2019 12:36 am

tarkys_ears wrote:He's ******* tosh mate. Proven over the last 3-4 years.

Get over it.
He's our ....... Tosh Though!

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Re: Joe Hart

Post by cricketfieldclarets » Wed Jul 03, 2019 12:39 am

KRBFC wrote:From last season who had the most MOTM votes on here? I’d guess Hart would be near the top of that list.
Not sure where the results are kept on here. But i suspect he probably had one of if not the highest rankings on average per game. And also most MOTM. Especially based on games played.

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Re: Joe Hart

Post by cricketfieldclarets » Wed Jul 03, 2019 12:41 am

Player of the month n 3 of the 5 months he played.
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Re: Joe Hart

Post by tarkys_ears » Wed Jul 03, 2019 1:08 am

Yeah, the peasants who creamed themselves at the thought of JOE HART being at our club didn't know any better (I did, fortunately), and it soon wore out.

Unfortunately for HIM, they did eventually regain their minds (some of them, not you, clearly).

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Re: Joe Hart

Post by tarkys_ears » Wed Jul 03, 2019 1:10 am

Seriously, why do you have such a boner for him?

Some of us knew he'd be bad news when it was first announced, his game time since then proved so and the thought of ******* all that money away on an ego like him for a club like Burnley, well... we should have burned it.

Do you fancy him or something?

I'd love you to prove me wrong with his ability but he'll never play for us again. And that ******* says something!

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Re: Joe Hart

Post by Vegas Claret » Wed Jul 03, 2019 3:34 am

Hart:
Good shot stopper
Hopeless on crosses
Even worse down to his left

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Re: Joe Hart

Post by Woodleyclaret » Wed Jul 03, 2019 5:46 am

How is it such a big guy is so poor at catching crosses.?

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Re: Joe Hart

Post by Tall Paul » Wed Jul 03, 2019 7:55 am

Winning man of the match and player of the month awards in the first half of last season is like winning a tallest midget competition.
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Re: Joe Hart

Post by martin_p » Wed Jul 03, 2019 7:59 am

Tall Paul wrote:Winning man of the match and player of the month awards in the first half of last season is like winning a tallest midget competition.
Yet none of the shorter midgets seem to attract as much hate.

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Re: Joe Hart

Post by Bordeauxclaret » Wed Jul 03, 2019 7:59 am

Look at that smile.

Give him another chance....

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Re: Joe Hart

Post by Tall Paul » Wed Jul 03, 2019 8:01 am

martin_p wrote:Yet none of the shorter midgets seem to attract as much hate.
Because most (if not all) of them redeemed themselves with a vastly improved second half of the season.

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Re: Joe Hart

Post by Pearcey » Wed Jul 03, 2019 8:07 am

70+ England Caps and multiple domestic trophies. Yeah, Joe Hart is rubbish! Unfortunately people seem to judge him on the personality they think he has.

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Re: Joe Hart

Post by tarkys_ears » Wed Jul 03, 2019 8:10 am

Nah just the succession of five goal drubbings we had with him in goal

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Re: Joe Hart

Post by Shore claret » Wed Jul 03, 2019 8:22 am

Why are they all wearing nike tights when the weather is quite clearly cracking the flags.

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Re: Joe Hart

Post by wilks_bfc » Wed Jul 03, 2019 9:01 am

Shore claret wrote:Why are they all wearing nike tights when the weather is quite clearly cracking the flags.

The tights/base layers can keep you cool as well as keep you warm

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Re: Joe Hart

Post by deanothedino » Wed Jul 03, 2019 9:07 am

tarkys_ears wrote:Seriously, why do you have such a boner for him?

Some of us knew he'd be bad news when it was first announced, his game time since then proved so and the thought of ******* all that money away on an ego like him for a club like Burnley, well... we should have burned it.

Do you fancy him or something?

I'd love you to prove me wrong with his ability but he'll never play for us again. And that ******* says something!
And why do you have such a hatred for him? Let it go, relax.

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Re: Joe Hart

Post by deanothedino » Wed Jul 03, 2019 9:10 am

tarkys_ears wrote:Nah just the succession of five goal drubbings we had with him in goal
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a number of people or things of a similar kind following one after the other.


Just looking at our results again, was there a string of 5-0 games they didn't record for some reason?!
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Re: Joe Hart

Post by Blackrod » Wed Jul 03, 2019 9:14 am

Joe Hart is a very good keeper full stop. Heaton and Pope are better and a better fit for us and our system.

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Re: Joe Hart

Post by tarkys_ears » Wed Jul 03, 2019 9:26 am

deanothedino wrote:And why do you have such a hatred for him? Let it go, relax.
I don't. I do have a hatred of our club ******* money away which we badly need.

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Re: Joe Hart

Post by TVC15 » Wed Jul 03, 2019 10:24 am

wilks_bfc wrote:The tights/base layers can keep you cool as well as keep you warm
How do the tights know whether it’s hot or cold weather ?

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Re: Joe Hart

Post by wilks_bfc » Wed Jul 03, 2019 10:28 am

TVC15 wrote:How do the tights know whether it’s hot or cold weather ?
It has the same microchip that’s in a thermos that knows when to keep hat things hot and cold things cold :D
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Re: Joe Hart

Post by Longside4evr » Wed Jul 03, 2019 10:36 am

Why are they all wearing nike tights when the weather is quite clearly cracking the flags.
Its to resemble the club tight i think :lol:

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