Murray/ Williams

Steve1956 · Post by **Steve1956** » Sat Jul 06, 2019 7:46 pm

Those two are going to be knackered keep walking the length of the court after every shot to touch each other's hands,there isn't even any sincerity about it,do they get prize money for partaking in this farce?

FactualFrank · Post by **FactualFrank** » Sat Jul 06, 2019 7:48 pm

I wonder how the tickets work with that, as they were supposed to be on yesterday.

Steve1956 · Post by **Steve1956** » Sat Jul 06, 2019 7:52 pm

I'd be over the moon if I had a ticket for yesterday Frank if it meant I miss this shite

Imploding Turtle · Post by **Imploding Turtle** » Sat Jul 06, 2019 7:55 pm

FactualFrank wrote:I wonder how the tickets work with that, as they were supposed to be on yesterday.

Tickets for Centre Court and Court One are sold for the day, not the matches. Sometimes they'll let Centre Court or Court One ticket holders into the other stadium at the end of a days play if there's an abundance of available seating.

Imploding Turtle · Post by **Imploding Turtle** » Sat Jul 06, 2019 7:55 pm

Steve1956 wrote:I'd be over the moon if I had a ticket for yesterday Frank if it meant I miss this shite

And yet you're choosing to watch it.

Steve1956 · Post by **Steve1956** » Sat Jul 06, 2019 7:59 pm

Imploding Turtle wrote:And yet you're choosing to watch it.

The wife is watching it,I'm sticking pins in my eyes!

FactualFrank · Post by **FactualFrank** » Sat Jul 06, 2019 7:59 pm

Imploding Turtle wrote:And yet you're choosing to watch it.

Careful. He might be married.

Steve1956 · Post by **Steve1956** » Sat Jul 06, 2019 8:00 pm

They even touch hands when Murray drops a bollock and plays a shite shot,WTF?

Imploding Turtle · Post by **Imploding Turtle** » Sat Jul 06, 2019 8:02 pm

Steve1956 wrote:They even touch hands when Murray drops a bollock and plays a shite shot,WTF?

Every doubles partnership does that. It's so that there's consistency to make sure no one's thinking that the other one is mad at them, which can be a distraction.

Steve1956 · Post by **Steve1956** » Sat Jul 06, 2019 8:03 pm

Imploding Turtle wrote:Every doubles partnership does that. It's so that there's consistency to make sure no one's thinking that the other one is mad at them, which can be a distraction.

What a crock of shite

Steve1956 · Post by **Steve1956** » Sat Jul 06, 2019 8:05 pm

I'm missing Celebrity Pointless because of this shite.

Imploding Turtle · Post by **Imploding Turtle** » Sat Jul 06, 2019 8:06 pm

Steve1956 wrote: What a crock of shite

No. It's fact.

FactualFrank · Post by **FactualFrank** » Sat Jul 06, 2019 8:07 pm

Steve1956 wrote:They even touch hands when Murray drops a bollock and plays a shite shot,WTF?

Office workers. Pretend you're playing doubles tennis by touching a colleague's fingers every time you send an email.

Steve1956 · Post by **Steve1956** » Sat Jul 06, 2019 8:08 pm

FactualFrank wrote:Office workers. Pretend you're playing doubles tennis by touching a colleague's fingers every time you send an email.

Bosscat · Post by **Bosscat** » Sat Jul 06, 2019 8:32 pm

Steve1956 wrote:I'm missing Celebrity Pointless because of this shite.

We have started watching our little chums in the garden

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Steve1956 · Post by **Steve1956** » Sat Jul 06, 2019 8:35 pm

Do you clean your boots on them after you have been turning the garden over,just before you go in the house ?

Steve1956 · Post by **Steve1956** » Sat Jul 06, 2019 8:37 pm

Your shoes look lovely in the top pic BC.

Bosscat · Post by **Bosscat** » Sat Jul 06, 2019 8:38 pm

Steve1956 wrote:Your shoes look lovely in the top pic BC.

Nice aren't they...

FactualFrank · Post by **FactualFrank** » Sat Jul 06, 2019 8:41 pm

I was thinking more of that plastic chair - bloody filthy. I hope it's clean when you invite me around.

Steve1956 · Post by **Steve1956** » Sat Jul 06, 2019 8:43 pm

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Proper footwear

Steve1956 · Post by **Steve1956** » Sat Jul 06, 2019 8:44 pm

FactualFrank wrote:I was thinking more of that plastic chair - bloody filthy. I hope it's clean when you invite me around.

I was going to get round to the Frank.

Bosscat · Post by **Bosscat** » Sat Jul 06, 2019 8:45 pm

The plastic chair's fooked and the Mrs will not let me replace them.... used to have 4 now down to the last one... shhhhh its going to have an accident this summer just planning how

without raising suspicion

Steve1956 · Post by **Steve1956** » Sat Jul 06, 2019 8:46 pm

Bosscat wrote:The plastic chair's fooked and the Mrs will not let me replace them.... used to have 4 now down to the last one... shhhhh its going to have an accident this summer just planning how without raising suspicion

Sit on it you fat bugger...problem solved.

Bosscat · Post by **Bosscat** » Sat Jul 06, 2019 8:47 pm

Steve1956 wrote:
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Proper footwear

You need a haircut Steve your Mrs looks well in the boots though

Spijed · Post by **Spijed** » Sat Jul 06, 2019 8:48 pm

Bosscat wrote:We have started watching our little chums in the garden
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Do you feed them mealworms?

Steve1956 · Post by **Steve1956** » Sat Jul 06, 2019 8:48 pm

Bosscat wrote:You need a haircut Steve your Mrs looks well in the boots though

Very good I saw what you did there.

IanMcL · Post by **IanMcL** » Sat Jul 06, 2019 8:50 pm

Murray and Williams in fine form and overpowered their opponents.

Not bad for first time out.

Steve1956 · Post by **Steve1956** » Sat Jul 06, 2019 8:50 pm

From tennis to feeding your hedgehogs mealworms ...it couldn't happen anywhere else but here

Bosscat · Post by **Bosscat** » Sat Jul 06, 2019 9:04 pm

Spijed wrote:Do you feed them mealworms?

No its a proprietry hedgehog food called Spike...

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The meal worms we are saving for when you and Steve56 cone round

FactualFrank · Post by **FactualFrank** » Sat Jul 06, 2019 9:07 pm

Myself, Steve1956 and Bosscat would have a right laugh over a few pints. It should be sorted this season.

Buxtonclaret · Post by **Buxtonclaret** » Sat Jul 06, 2019 9:07 pm

Great pics, BC
What are they eating?

Steve1956 · Post by **Steve1956** » Sat Jul 06, 2019 9:09 pm

Buxtonclaret wrote:Great pics, BC
What are they eating?

Spike. There younger brother.

Bosscat · Post by **Bosscat** » Sat Jul 06, 2019 9:11 pm

FactualFrank wrote:Myself, Steve1956 and Bosscat would have a right laugh over a few pints. It should be sorted this season.

I would invite you here but my garden furnitures not good enough for you

Buxtonclaret wrote:Great pics, BC
What are they eating?

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Steve1956 · Post by **Steve1956** » Tue Jul 09, 2019 5:55 pm

First shot Murray hits it into net and away they go high fiving each other again

Steve1956 · Post by **Steve1956** » Tue Jul 09, 2019 5:59 pm

If I was Murray,it would be time to say stop following me all over the world watching me mum, I'm past 30 and married,watch me ont telly....

.. #hangeronmum

FactualFrank · Post by **FactualFrank** » Tue Jul 09, 2019 6:00 pm

If you lose the point I'm not sure there's any need to slap hands/fingers.

Steve1956 · Post by **Steve1956** » Tue Jul 09, 2019 6:14 pm

FactualFrank wrote:If you lose the point I'm not sure there's any need to slap hands/fingers.

Imploding turtle reckon s its key to the partnership,I think its ********!

IanMcL · Post by **IanMcL** » Wed Jul 10, 2019 1:07 am

Just lucky they were able to blast the seeds away, then!

Imploding Turtle · Post by **Imploding Turtle** » Wed Jul 10, 2019 6:19 am

Steve1956 wrote:Imploding turtle reckon s its key to the partnership,I think its ********!

I said it was vital not to be distracted by the idea that your team mate is mad at you.

Anyway. How many grand slams have you won?

deanothedino · Post by **deanothedino** » Wed Jul 10, 2019 7:49 am

Imploding Turtle wrote:How many grand slams have you won?

Match point

claretonthecoast1882 · Post by **claretonthecoast1882** » Wed Jul 10, 2019 8:01 am

Imploding Turtle wrote:I said it was vital not to be distracted by the idea that your team mate is mad at you.

Anyway. How many grand slams have you won?

At a guess he is probably 3 behind Murray and that is without ever entering one in his whole life, he is though a long way off the top level but then so is Murray.

Imploding Turtle · Post by **Imploding Turtle** » Wed Jul 10, 2019 8:40 am

claretonthecoast1882 wrote:At a guess he is probably 3 behind Murray and that is without ever entering one in his whole life, he is though a long way off the top level but then so is Murray.

I could believe a doubles pairing with 42 grand slam singles finals. 26 grand slam singles championships. 18 grand slam doubles finals. 16 grand slam doubles championships. 3 Olympic singles gold medals, 3 Olympic doubles gold medals. 1 Olympic doubles silver medal.

Or I could believe some people on a football forum, that a forgive and forget attitude in doubles, demonstrated with a symbolic high-five after each point, isn't important.

It's a close one but i'm going to go with Murray and Williams, I think.

Steve1956 · Post by **Steve1956** » Wed Jul 10, 2019 8:44 am

Imploding Turtle wrote:I said it was vital not to be distracted by the idea that your team mate is mad at you.

Anyway. How many grand slams have you won?

Stalbansclaret · Post by **Stalbansclaret** » Wed Jul 10, 2019 9:00 am

Perhaps the worst thing is having to hear people referring to them as "Murrena".
I could have tolerated "Andy Williams" but not that.

Imploding Turtle · Post by **Imploding Turtle** » Wed Jul 10, 2019 9:06 am

Stalbansclaret wrote:Perhaps the worst thing is having to hear people referring to them as "Murrena".
I could have tolerated "Andy Williams" but not that.

This is why the terrorists hate us.

Steve1956 · Post by **Steve1956** » Wed Jul 10, 2019 9:08 am

A bigger pair of up their own arseh0les is the best description

Imploding Turtle · Post by **Imploding Turtle** » Wed Jul 10, 2019 9:09 am

Steve1956 wrote:A bigger pair of up their own arseh0les is the best description

I feel kinda sorry for you. Jealousy is such an ugly trait.

Steve1956 · Post by **Steve1956** » Wed Jul 10, 2019 9:11 am

Imploding Turtle wrote:I feel kinda sorry for you. Jealousy is such an ugly trait.

Steve1956 · Post by **Steve1956** » Wed Jul 10, 2019 9:12 am

Imploding Turtle wrote:I feel kinda sorry for you. Jealousy is such an ugly trait.

Are you a mummy's boy ...just like little Andy?

IanMcL · Post by **IanMcL** » Wed Jul 10, 2019 10:14 am

We should be pleased that Wimbledon has been considerably uplifted by the presence of Andy Murray.

Being in an all star doubles is a massive bonus.

Hope they win it.