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All Misspell XI

Post by Claretmatt4 » Mon Jul 08, 2019 8:51 pm

With the signing of Eric Peters, what would your all time Burnley XI look like?

GK - Nik Micholpolos
DL - Eric Peters
DC - Ian Cocks
DC - Jason Shackle
DR - Matthew Lawton
ML - Michael Kitely
DMC - Micky Melon
MR - Johann Berg Gudmunsen
AMC - J. Rodriquez
ST - Chris Woods
ST - Martin Patterson
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Re: All Misspell XI

Post by Bosscat » Mon Jul 08, 2019 8:57 pm

You missed Dimmitre Pappadippldopploppolus

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Re: All Misspell XI

Post by evensteadiereddie » Mon Jul 08, 2019 9:00 pm

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Re: All Misspell XI

Post by karatekid » Mon Jul 08, 2019 9:04 pm

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Post by Bosscat » Mon Jul 08, 2019 9:05 pm

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Post by randomclaret2 » Mon Jul 08, 2019 9:12 pm

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Post by Bosscat » Mon Jul 08, 2019 9:20 pm

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Post by Bosscat » Mon Jul 08, 2019 9:20 pm

Assistant manager Iain Wone

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Re: All Misspell XI

Post by ClaretTony » Mon Jul 08, 2019 9:22 pm

I pride myself in getting the names correct but I called our former goalkeeper Chris Wood last week.

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Post by randomclaret2 » Mon Jul 08, 2019 9:24 pm

Chris Hoddle
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Re: All Misspell XI

Post by ClaretTony » Mon Jul 08, 2019 9:26 pm

randomclaret2 wrote:Chris Hoddle
That was Frank Teasdale
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Post by randomclaret2 » Mon Jul 08, 2019 9:27 pm

Certainly was Tony

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Re: All Misspell XI

Post by Bin Ont Turf » Mon Jul 08, 2019 9:28 pm

Junior Stanislaus on the bench.

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Post by ClaretTony » Mon Jul 08, 2019 9:29 pm

Bin Ont Turf wrote:Junior Stanislaus on the bench.
That was a regular one

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Post by ClaretTony » Mon Jul 08, 2019 9:30 pm

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Post by Bosscat » Mon Jul 08, 2019 9:31 pm

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Post by Claretmatt4 » Mon Jul 08, 2019 9:31 pm

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Post by Bosscat » Mon Jul 08, 2019 9:32 pm

ClaretTony wrote:Brian Jenson
He was a good Interceptor :D

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Post by ClaretTony » Mon Jul 08, 2019 9:33 pm

Bosscat wrote:He was a good Interceptor :D
He wasn’t :D

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Post by tim_noone » Mon Jul 08, 2019 9:34 pm

ClaretTony wrote:That was Frank Teasdale
Teasdale out to give him his correct name.
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Post by Bin Ont Turf » Mon Jul 08, 2019 9:37 pm

Bosscat wrote:Tendy Derek-Wa
Careful with that tin opener and can of worms.

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Post by Bosscat » Mon Jul 08, 2019 9:43 pm

ClaretTony wrote:He wasn’t :D
Do you not remember the penalty saves in that cup game.....
Jenson Interceptor google it ;)

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Re: All Misspell XI

Post by Vegas Claret » Mon Jul 08, 2019 9:45 pm

ClaretTony wrote:I pride myself in getting the names correct but I called our former goalkeeper Chris Wood last week.
still better than what mot of us would call him :lol:
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Re: All Misspell XI

Post by ClaretTony » Mon Jul 08, 2019 10:02 pm

Vegas Claret wrote:still better than what mot of us would call him :lol:
I think Woods coming in for Beresford was one of the key reasons for us staying up
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Post by NL Claret » Mon Jul 08, 2019 10:03 pm

Scott Airfield and I'm sure we've had Dwight O'Neill.

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Re: All Misspell XI

Post by Vegas Claret » Mon Jul 08, 2019 10:56 pm

ClaretTony wrote:I think Woods coming in for Beresford was one of the key reasons for us staying up
I think I spent most of that season reasonably intoxicated, it was the only way to watch !! :D

edit: I think I spent most of every season watching us reasonably intoxicated !

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Re: All Misspell XI

Post by ClaretTony » Mon Jul 08, 2019 10:57 pm

Andy Lochhead always got some interesting spellings

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Re: All Misspell XI

Post by Walton » Mon Jul 08, 2019 11:08 pm

Jenson
Roache
Kean
Shackle
Kamara
Elliot
Hendricks
Airfield
Tracey
Rodriquez
Woods

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Post by South West Claret. » Mon Jul 08, 2019 11:16 pm

ClaretTony wrote:Andy Lochhead always got some interesting spellings
Yes I was just about to say Andy Lockhead :)

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Post by Vino blanco » Mon Jul 08, 2019 11:19 pm

George O'garney, as per the Rochdale programme many moons ago. Still makes me chuckle.
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Re: All Misspell XI

Post by tybfc » Tue Jul 09, 2019 12:06 am

Is spades on oliday?

I thought that she would have had a field day on this thread.
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Re: All Misspell XI

Post by spadesclaret » Tue Jul 09, 2019 12:14 am

tybfc wrote:Is spades on oliday?

I thought that she would have had a field day on this thread.
I am not on holiday. I am reading this thread with interest. I don't do misspelling; that's why I haven't contributed until now.

I just caught a fly in my hand. I was so surprised I let it go. Now it's buzzing round me, gloating.

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Re: All Misspell XI

Post by Clarets4me » Tue Jul 09, 2019 12:18 am

Claretmatt4 wrote:With the signing of Eric Peters, what would your all time Burnley XI look like?

GK - Nik Micholpolos
DL - Eric Peters
DC - Ian Cocks
DC - Jason Shackle
DR - Matthew Lawton
ML - Michael Kitely
DMC - Micky Melon
MR - Johann Berg Gudmunsen
AMC - J. Rodriquez
ST - Chris Woods
ST - Martin Patterson
Surely Matt, this would be the all time mis-spelt Burnsley / Barnsley XI ?

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Post by tybfc » Tue Jul 09, 2019 12:20 am

Did not think that they allowed flies into Norfolk.

Just the odd refugee.

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Re: All Misspell XI

Post by tarkys_ears » Tue Jul 09, 2019 12:20 am

Hendricks and Woods both shop at Tescos and ASDAS but not at Sainsbury or Morrison.

Wonder if they drink in Wetherspoon or Wetherspoons?

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Re: All Misspell XI

Post by tybfc » Tue Jul 09, 2019 12:53 am

tarkys_ears wrote:Hendricks and Woods both shop at Tescos and ASDAS but not at Sainsbury or Morrison.

Wonder if they drink in Wetherspoon or Wetherspoons?
They live in Hide, Cheshire so will shop at WaitRose.

As for drinking you need to ask Leisure who has more shares in Spoons than anybody in the UK.

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Post by Vegas Claret » Tue Jul 09, 2019 1:01 am

There is a reason Jay rod is known as Jay rod !
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Post by Oshkoshclaret » Tue Jul 09, 2019 3:31 am

Vino blanco wrote:George O'garney, as per the Rochdale programme many moons ago. Still makes me chuckle.
There was a Brenda O' Connell too, if memory serves

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Post by RammyClaret61 » Tue Jul 09, 2019 5:41 am

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Post by Croydon Claret » Tue Jul 09, 2019 8:26 am

Tendarikwa - as pronounced by Phil Bird regularly

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Post by Hendrickxz » Tue Jul 09, 2019 8:37 am

Geoff Hendrix :D

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Post by Sausage » Tue Jul 09, 2019 8:40 am

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Post by Sausage » Tue Jul 09, 2019 8:42 am

My favourite misspelling was in one of the tabloids after the Orient Game, which had a photo of Neil Grewcock captioned 'Nigel Cock'.

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Post by Braindead » Tue Jul 09, 2019 8:43 am

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Post by Fretters » Tue Jul 09, 2019 9:08 am

Referred to our winger as Neil McDwight a few weeks ago after a few shandies.

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Post by Jambounchained » Tue Jul 09, 2019 9:11 am

Arthur Nohair?

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Post by Selby Claret » Tue Jul 09, 2019 9:29 am

Always remembered fondly in our house was when the Hull City announcer (at Boothferry Park) in the mid-90s announced the Clarets team with Marion Beresford in goal :)

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Post by Hibsclaret » Tue Jul 09, 2019 11:07 am

The loudest one ever was in Istanbul announced as:

Sam Voke

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Post by ClaretTony » Tue Jul 09, 2019 11:18 am

Hibsclaret wrote:The loudest one ever was in Istanbul announced as:

Sam Voke
That's because there's only one :D

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Post by Hibsclaret » Tue Jul 09, 2019 11:43 am

ClaretTony wrote:That's because there's only one :D
Absolutely, unfortunately that chant didn’t take off because everyone was covering their ears for the pre game announcements. I have been to some very loud heavy rock concerts with less decibels than the PA announcer at Basaksehir

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