• All Misspell XI

Posted: **Mon Jul 08, 2019 8:51 pm**

With the signing of Eric Peters, what would your all time Burnley XI look like?

GK - Nik Micholpolos
DL - Eric Peters
DC - Ian Cocks
DC - Jason Shackle
DR - Matthew Lawton
ML - Michael Kitely
DMC - Micky Melon
MR - Johann Berg Gudmunsen
AMC - J. Rodriquez
ST - Chris Woods
ST - Martin Patterson

Posted: **Mon Jul 08, 2019 8:57 pm**

You missed Dimmitre Pappadippldopploppolus

Posted: **Mon Jul 08, 2019 9:00 pm**

Geoff Hendricks

Posted: **Mon Jul 08, 2019 9:04 pm**

Marlon Berriesford

Beeeeessssstttttt

Posted: **Mon Jul 08, 2019 9:05 pm**

Managed by
Shaun Ditche

Posted: **Mon Jul 08, 2019 9:12 pm**

Richard Ecclesly
Steven Defoe

Posted: **Mon Jul 08, 2019 9:20 pm**

Charly Tailor

Posted: **Mon Jul 08, 2019 9:20 pm**

Assistant manager Iain Wone

Posted: **Mon Jul 08, 2019 9:22 pm**

I pride myself in getting the names correct but I called our former goalkeeper Chris Wood last week.

Posted: **Mon Jul 08, 2019 9:24 pm**

Chris Hoddle

Posted: **Mon Jul 08, 2019 9:26 pm**

randomclaret2 wrote:Chris Hoddle

That was Frank Teasdale

Posted: **Mon Jul 08, 2019 9:27 pm**

Certainly was Tony

Posted: **Mon Jul 08, 2019 9:28 pm**

Junior Stanislaus on the bench.

Posted: **Mon Jul 08, 2019 9:29 pm**

Bin Ont Turf wrote:Junior Stanislaus on the bench.

That was a regular one

Posted: **Mon Jul 08, 2019 9:30 pm**

Brian Jenson

Posted: **Mon Jul 08, 2019 9:31 pm**

Tendy Derek-Wa

Posted: **Mon Jul 08, 2019 9:31 pm**

Delfonso

Posted: **Mon Jul 08, 2019 9:32 pm**

ClaretTony wrote:Brian Jenson

He was a good Interceptor

Posted: **Mon Jul 08, 2019 9:33 pm**

Bosscat wrote:He was a good Interceptor

He wasn’t

Posted: **Mon Jul 08, 2019 9:34 pm**

ClaretTony wrote:That was Frank Teasdale

Teasdale out to give him his correct name.

Posted: **Mon Jul 08, 2019 9:37 pm**

Bosscat wrote:Tendy Derek-Wa

Careful with that tin opener and can of worms.

Posted: **Mon Jul 08, 2019 9:43 pm**

ClaretTony wrote:He wasn’t

Do you not remember the penalty saves in that cup game.....
Jenson Interceptor google it

Posted: **Mon Jul 08, 2019 9:45 pm**

ClaretTony wrote:I pride myself in getting the names correct but I called our former goalkeeper Chris Wood last week.

still better than what mot of us would call him

Posted: **Mon Jul 08, 2019 10:02 pm**

Vegas Claret wrote:still better than what mot of us would call him

I think Woods coming in for Beresford was one of the key reasons for us staying up

Posted: **Mon Jul 08, 2019 10:03 pm**

Scott Airfield and I'm sure we've had Dwight O'Neill.

Posted: **Mon Jul 08, 2019 10:56 pm**

ClaretTony wrote:I think Woods coming in for Beresford was one of the key reasons for us staying up

I think I spent most of that season reasonably intoxicated, it was the only way to watch !!

edit: I think I spent most of every season watching us reasonably intoxicated !

Posted: **Mon Jul 08, 2019 10:57 pm**

Andy Lochhead always got some interesting spellings

Posted: **Mon Jul 08, 2019 11:08 pm**

Jenson
Roache
Kean
Shackle
Kamara
Elliot
Hendricks
Airfield
Tracey
Rodriquez
Woods

Posted: **Mon Jul 08, 2019 11:16 pm**

ClaretTony wrote:Andy Lochhead always got some interesting spellings

Yes I was just about to say Andy Lockhead

Posted: **Mon Jul 08, 2019 11:19 pm**

George O'garney, as per the Rochdale programme many moons ago. Still makes me chuckle.

Posted: **Tue Jul 09, 2019 12:06 am**

Is spades on oliday?

I thought that she would have had a field day on this thread.

Posted: **Tue Jul 09, 2019 12:14 am**

tybfc wrote:Is spades on oliday?

I thought that she would have had a field day on this thread.

I am not on holiday. I am reading this thread with interest. I don't do misspelling; that's why I haven't contributed until now.

I just caught a fly in my hand. I was so surprised I let it go. Now it's buzzing round me, gloating.

Posted: **Tue Jul 09, 2019 12:18 am**

Claretmatt4 wrote:With the signing of Eric Peters, what would your all time Burnley XI look like?

GK - Nik Micholpolos
DL - Eric Peters
DC - Ian Cocks
DC - Jason Shackle
DR - Matthew Lawton
ML - Michael Kitely
DMC - Micky Melon
MR - Johann Berg Gudmunsen
AMC - J. Rodriquez
ST - Chris Woods
ST - Martin Patterson

Surely Matt, this would be the all time mis-spelt Burnsley / Barnsley XI ?

Posted: **Tue Jul 09, 2019 12:20 am**

Did not think that they allowed flies into Norfolk.

Just the odd refugee.

Posted: **Tue Jul 09, 2019 12:20 am**

Hendricks and Woods both shop at Tescos and ASDAS but not at Sainsbury or Morrison.

Wonder if they drink in Wetherspoon or Wetherspoons?

Posted: **Tue Jul 09, 2019 12:53 am**

tarkys_ears wrote:Hendricks and Woods both shop at Tescos and ASDAS but not at Sainsbury or Morrison.

Wonder if they drink in Wetherspoon or Wetherspoons?

They live in Hide, Cheshire so will shop at WaitRose.

As for drinking you need to ask Leisure who has more shares in Spoons than anybody in the UK.

Posted: **Tue Jul 09, 2019 1:01 am**

There is a reason Jay rod is known as Jay rod !

Posted: **Tue Jul 09, 2019 3:31 am**

Vino blanco wrote:George O'garney, as per the Rochdale programme many moons ago. Still makes me chuckle.

There was a Brenda O' Connell too, if memory serves

Posted: **Tue Jul 09, 2019 5:41 am**

Managed by Stan Ternant.

Posted: **Tue Jul 09, 2019 8:26 am**

Tendarikwa - as pronounced by Phil Bird regularly

Posted: **Tue Jul 09, 2019 8:37 am**

Geoff Hendrix

Posted: **Tue Jul 09, 2019 8:40 am**

Ashley Hoskins

Posted: **Tue Jul 09, 2019 8:42 am**

My favourite misspelling was in one of the tabloids after the Orient Game, which had a photo of Neil Grewcock captioned 'Nigel Cock'.

Posted: **Tue Jul 09, 2019 8:43 am**

Brenda O'Connell

Posted: **Tue Jul 09, 2019 9:08 am**

Referred to our winger as Neil McDwight a few weeks ago after a few shandies.

Posted: **Tue Jul 09, 2019 9:11 am**

Arthur Nohair?

Posted: **Tue Jul 09, 2019 9:29 am**

Always remembered fondly in our house was when the Hull City announcer (at Boothferry Park) in the mid-90s announced the Clarets team with Marion Beresford in goal

Posted: **Tue Jul 09, 2019 11:07 am**

The loudest one ever was in Istanbul announced as:

Sam Voke

Posted: **Tue Jul 09, 2019 11:18 am**

Hibsclaret wrote:The loudest one ever was in Istanbul announced as:

Sam Voke

That's because there's only one

Posted: **Tue Jul 09, 2019 11:43 am**

ClaretTony wrote:That's because there's only one

Absolutely, unfortunately that chant didn’t take off because everyone was covering their ears for the pre game announcements. I have been to some very loud heavy rock concerts with less decibels than the PA announcer at Basaksehir

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