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All Misspell XI
Posted: Mon Jul 08, 2019 8:51 pm
by Claretmatt4
With the signing of Eric Peters, what would your all time Burnley XI look like?
GK - Nik Micholpolos
DL - Eric Peters
DC - Ian Cocks
DC - Jason Shackle
DR - Matthew Lawton
ML - Michael Kitely
DMC - Micky Melon
MR - Johann Berg Gudmunsen
AMC - J. Rodriquez
ST - Chris Woods
ST - Martin Patterson
Re: All Misspell XI
Posted: Mon Jul 08, 2019 8:57 pm
by Bosscat
You missed Dimmitre Pappadippldopploppolus
Re: All Misspell XI
Posted: Mon Jul 08, 2019 9:00 pm
by evensteadiereddie
Geoff Hendricks
Re: All Misspell XI
Posted: Mon Jul 08, 2019 9:04 pm
by karatekid
Marlon Berriesford
Beeeeessssstttttt
Re: All Misspell XI
Posted: Mon Jul 08, 2019 9:05 pm
by Bosscat
Managed by
Shaun Ditche
Re: All Misspell XI
Posted: Mon Jul 08, 2019 9:12 pm
by randomclaret2
Richard Ecclesly
Steven Defoe
Re: All Misspell XI
Posted: Mon Jul 08, 2019 9:20 pm
by Bosscat
Charly Tailor
Re: All Misspell XI
Posted: Mon Jul 08, 2019 9:20 pm
by Bosscat
Assistant manager Iain Wone
Re: All Misspell XI
Posted: Mon Jul 08, 2019 9:22 pm
by ClaretTony
I pride myself in getting the names correct but I called our former goalkeeper Chris Wood last week.
Re: All Misspell XI
Posted: Mon Jul 08, 2019 9:24 pm
by randomclaret2
Chris Hoddle
Re: All Misspell XI
Posted: Mon Jul 08, 2019 9:26 pm
by ClaretTony
randomclaret2 wrote:Chris Hoddle
That was Frank Teasdale
Re: All Misspell XI
Posted: Mon Jul 08, 2019 9:27 pm
by randomclaret2
Certainly was Tony
Re: All Misspell XI
Posted: Mon Jul 08, 2019 9:28 pm
by Bin Ont Turf
Junior Stanislaus on the bench.
Re: All Misspell XI
Posted: Mon Jul 08, 2019 9:29 pm
by ClaretTony
Bin Ont Turf wrote:Junior Stanislaus on the bench.
That was a regular one
Re: All Misspell XI
Posted: Mon Jul 08, 2019 9:30 pm
by ClaretTony
Brian Jenson
Re: All Misspell XI
Posted: Mon Jul 08, 2019 9:31 pm
by Bosscat
Tendy Derek-Wa
Re: All Misspell XI
Posted: Mon Jul 08, 2019 9:31 pm
by Claretmatt4
Delfonso
Re: All Misspell XI
Posted: Mon Jul 08, 2019 9:32 pm
by Bosscat
ClaretTony wrote:Brian Jenson
He was a good Interceptor
Re: All Misspell XI
Posted: Mon Jul 08, 2019 9:33 pm
by ClaretTony
Bosscat wrote:He was a good Interceptor
He wasn’t
Re: All Misspell XI
Posted: Mon Jul 08, 2019 9:34 pm
by tim_noone
ClaretTony wrote:That was Frank Teasdale
Teasdale out to give him his correct name.
Re: All Misspell XI
Posted: Mon Jul 08, 2019 9:37 pm
by Bin Ont Turf
Bosscat wrote:Tendy Derek-Wa
Careful with that tin opener and can of worms.
Re: All Misspell XI
Posted: Mon Jul 08, 2019 9:43 pm
by Bosscat
ClaretTony wrote:He wasn’t
Do you not remember the penalty saves in that cup game.....
Jenson Interceptor google it
Re: All Misspell XI
Posted: Mon Jul 08, 2019 9:45 pm
by Vegas Claret
ClaretTony wrote:I pride myself in getting the names correct but I called our former goalkeeper Chris Wood last week.
still better than what mot of us would call him
Re: All Misspell XI
Posted: Mon Jul 08, 2019 10:02 pm
by ClaretTony
Vegas Claret wrote:still better than what mot of us would call him
I think Woods coming in for Beresford was one of the key reasons for us staying up
Re: All Misspell XI
Posted: Mon Jul 08, 2019 10:03 pm
by NL Claret
Scott Airfield and I'm sure we've had Dwight O'Neill.
Re: All Misspell XI
Posted: Mon Jul 08, 2019 10:56 pm
by Vegas Claret
ClaretTony wrote:I think Woods coming in for Beresford was one of the key reasons for us staying up
I think I spent most of that season reasonably intoxicated, it was the only way to watch !!
edit: I think I spent most of every season watching us reasonably intoxicated !
Re: All Misspell XI
Posted: Mon Jul 08, 2019 10:57 pm
by ClaretTony
Andy Lochhead always got some interesting spellings
Re: All Misspell XI
Posted: Mon Jul 08, 2019 11:08 pm
by Walton
Jenson
Roache
Kean
Shackle
Kamara
Elliot
Hendricks
Airfield
Tracey
Rodriquez
Woods
Re: All Misspell XI
Posted: Mon Jul 08, 2019 11:16 pm
by South West Claret.
ClaretTony wrote:Andy Lochhead always got some interesting spellings
Yes I was just about to say Andy Lockhead
Re: All Misspell XI
Posted: Mon Jul 08, 2019 11:19 pm
by Vino blanco
George O'garney, as per the Rochdale programme many moons ago. Still makes me chuckle.
Re: All Misspell XI
Posted: Tue Jul 09, 2019 12:06 am
by tybfc
Is spades on oliday?
I thought that she would have had a field day on this thread.
Re: All Misspell XI
Posted: Tue Jul 09, 2019 12:14 am
by spadesclaret
tybfc wrote:Is spades on oliday?
I thought that she would have had a field day on this thread.
I am not on holiday. I am reading this thread with interest. I don't do misspelling; that's why I haven't contributed until now.
I just caught a fly in my hand. I was so surprised I let it go. Now it's buzzing round me, gloating.
Re: All Misspell XI
Posted: Tue Jul 09, 2019 12:18 am
by Clarets4me
Claretmatt4 wrote:With the signing of Eric Peters, what would your all time Burnley XI look like?
GK - Nik Micholpolos
DL - Eric Peters
DC - Ian Cocks
DC - Jason Shackle
DR - Matthew Lawton
ML - Michael Kitely
DMC - Micky Melon
MR - Johann Berg Gudmunsen
AMC - J. Rodriquez
ST - Chris Woods
ST - Martin Patterson
Surely Matt, this would be the all time mis-spelt Burnsley / Barnsley XI ?
Re: All Misspell XI
Posted: Tue Jul 09, 2019 12:20 am
by tybfc
Did not think that they allowed flies into Norfolk.
Just the odd refugee.
Re: All Misspell XI
Posted: Tue Jul 09, 2019 12:20 am
by tarkys_ears
Hendricks and Woods both shop at Tescos and ASDAS but not at Sainsbury or Morrison.
Wonder if they drink in Wetherspoon or Wetherspoons?
Re: All Misspell XI
Posted: Tue Jul 09, 2019 12:53 am
by tybfc
tarkys_ears wrote:Hendricks and Woods both shop at Tescos and ASDAS but not at Sainsbury or Morrison.
Wonder if they drink in Wetherspoon or Wetherspoons?
They live in Hide, Cheshire so will shop at WaitRose.
As for drinking you need to ask Leisure who has more shares in Spoons than anybody in the UK.
Re: All Misspell XI
Posted: Tue Jul 09, 2019 1:01 am
by Vegas Claret
There is a reason Jay rod is known as Jay rod !
Re: All Misspell XI
Posted: Tue Jul 09, 2019 3:31 am
by Oshkoshclaret
Vino blanco wrote:George O'garney, as per the Rochdale programme many moons ago. Still makes me chuckle.
There was a Brenda O' Connell too, if memory serves
Re: All Misspell XI
Posted: Tue Jul 09, 2019 5:41 am
by RammyClaret61
Managed by Stan Ternant.
Re: All Misspell XI
Posted: Tue Jul 09, 2019 8:26 am
by Croydon Claret
Tendarikwa - as pronounced by Phil Bird regularly
Re: All Misspell XI
Posted: Tue Jul 09, 2019 8:37 am
by Hendrickxz
Geoff Hendrix
Re: All Misspell XI
Posted: Tue Jul 09, 2019 8:40 am
by Sausage
Ashley Hoskins
Re: All Misspell XI
Posted: Tue Jul 09, 2019 8:42 am
by Sausage
My favourite misspelling was in one of the tabloids after the Orient Game, which had a photo of Neil Grewcock captioned 'Nigel Cock'.
Re: All Misspell XI
Posted: Tue Jul 09, 2019 8:43 am
by Braindead
Brenda O'Connell
Re: All Misspell XI
Posted: Tue Jul 09, 2019 9:08 am
by Fretters
Referred to our winger as Neil McDwight a few weeks ago after a few shandies.
Re: All Misspell XI
Posted: Tue Jul 09, 2019 9:11 am
by Jambounchained
Arthur Nohair?
Re: All Misspell XI
Posted: Tue Jul 09, 2019 9:29 am
by Selby Claret
Always remembered fondly in our house was when the Hull City announcer (at Boothferry Park) in the mid-90s announced the Clarets team with Marion Beresford in goal
Re: All Misspell XI
Posted: Tue Jul 09, 2019 11:07 am
by Hibsclaret
The loudest one ever was in Istanbul announced as:
Sam Voke
Re: All Misspell XI
Posted: Tue Jul 09, 2019 11:18 am
by ClaretTony
Hibsclaret wrote:The loudest one ever was in Istanbul announced as:
Sam Voke
That's because there's only one
Re: All Misspell XI
Posted: Tue Jul 09, 2019 11:43 am
by Hibsclaret
ClaretTony wrote:That's because there's only one
Absolutely, unfortunately that chant didn’t take off because everyone was covering their ears for the pre game announcements. I have been to some very loud heavy rock concerts with less decibels than the PA announcer at Basaksehir