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How Much would you pay to get your stolen dog back?

Posted: Tue Jul 09, 2019 2:47 pm
by thelifeofbrian
I see that Daniel Sturridge has had is LA house broken into and his dog was stolen. He's offering a £40k+ Award :o :o Now, i'm no dog lover and i dont earn anywhere near as much as Sturridge but surely £40k reward for a dog is just crazy, just go out and buy a new one, or am i out of touch with Doggy Love :D

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/48920558

Re: How Much would you pay to get your stolen dog back?

Posted: Tue Jul 09, 2019 2:49 pm
by elwaclaret
thelifeofbrian wrote:I see that Daniel Sturridge has had is LA house broken into and his dog was stolen. He's offering a £40k+ Award :o :o Now, i'm no dog lover and i dont earn anywhere near as much as Sturridge but surely £40k reward for a dog is just crazy, just go out and buy a new one, or am i out of touch with Doggy Love :D

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/48920558
Yes you are.

Re: How Much would you pay to get your stolen dog back?

Posted: Tue Jul 09, 2019 2:50 pm
by ŽižkovClaret
a twix

Re: How Much would you pay to get your stolen dog back?

Posted: Tue Jul 09, 2019 2:50 pm
by Bertiebeehead
You’d have to pay me £40000 to keep a dog.

Re: How Much would you pay to get your stolen dog back?

Posted: Tue Jul 09, 2019 2:50 pm
by nil_desperandum
Context is everything.
What percentage of his weekly earnings is £40,000?
it's probably equivalent to me offering about £150.

Re: How Much would you pay to get your stolen dog back?

Posted: Tue Jul 09, 2019 3:06 pm
by Dyched
More to the point. Why the **** would you play/live in Liverpool. Well not even play. When you have a house in LA. I’m sure he could play there for a 50% pay cut and never have to step foot in Liverpool again.

Re: How Much would you pay to get your stolen dog back?

Posted: Tue Jul 09, 2019 3:09 pm
by tarkys_ears
He's allowed a holiday home isn't he?

Afterall, he only works about 4 weeks of the year!

Re: How Much would you pay to get your stolen dog back?

Posted: Tue Jul 09, 2019 3:12 pm
by JohnMac
'I'll pay anyfin, twenty gee, firty geee'.

He obviously loves his dog and some 'asshole' may profit from it :x

Re: How Much would you pay to get your stolen dog back?

Posted: Tue Jul 09, 2019 3:13 pm
by tim_noone
Bertiebeehead wrote:You’d have to pay me £40000 to keep a dog.
So......just give it back.win win :D

Re: How Much would you pay to get your stolen dog back?

Posted: Tue Jul 09, 2019 3:20 pm
by bob-the-scutter
Also, someone broke into his crib? Why does he sleep in a crib? And what's the point of locking it?

Re: How Much would you pay to get your stolen dog back?

Posted: Tue Jul 09, 2019 3:27 pm
by karatekid
Apparently his dog actually smashed its own way out and ran away to join the circus knowing that he was always the talented ball player?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CF_jjDNnctg



;)

Re: How Much would you pay to get your stolen dog back?

Posted: Tue Jul 09, 2019 3:33 pm
by Bosscat
thelifeofbrian wrote:I see that Daniel Sturridge has had is LA house broken into and his dog was stolen. He's offering a £40k+ Award :o :o Now, i'm no dog lover and i dont earn anywhere near as much as Sturridge but surely £40k reward for a dog is just crazy, just go out and buy a new one, or am i out of touch with Doggy Love :D

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/48920558
When were you in touch with doggy love... wouldn't that be illegal :o

Re: How Much would you pay to get your stolen dog back?

Posted: Tue Jul 09, 2019 3:47 pm
by groove
A dog is a family member, and when one gets stolen or dies the grief caused is just the same as losing a loved one. Them tw*ts that go around stealing people's pet's really are the lowest of the low.

Re: How Much would you pay to get your stolen dog back?

Posted: Tue Jul 09, 2019 3:48 pm
by ŽižkovClaret
Less than this fella:

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Re: How Much would you pay to get your stolen dog back?

Posted: Tue Jul 09, 2019 3:49 pm
by Rileybobs
Is definitely pay £15 to get my dog back if she was stolen. I wouldn’t even need to think twice.

Re: How Much would you pay to get your stolen dog back?

Posted: Tue Jul 09, 2019 4:06 pm
by tarkys_ears
ZizkovClaret wrote:Less than this fella:

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You try get an Alsatian to testify!

Re: How Much would you pay to get your stolen dog back?

Posted: Tue Jul 09, 2019 4:23 pm
by Sutton-Claret
Maybe it was wearing a £50K diamond encrusted collar?

Re: How Much would you pay to get your stolen dog back?

Posted: Tue Jul 09, 2019 4:23 pm
by LeadBelly
If the dognappers are going to demand a ransom, Sturridge saying "I'll pay anything" doesnt seem to be a great opening move from the footballer. Theresa May school of negotiating.

Re: How Much would you pay to get your stolen dog back?

Posted: Tue Jul 09, 2019 4:37 pm
by beddie
On the dog front I hope he gets it returned. At least whilst he enjoys his mansion, no doubt with a swimming pool attached he can practise his diving :x

Re: How Much would you pay to get your stolen dog back?

Posted: Tue Jul 09, 2019 5:07 pm
by Rileybobs
LeadBelly wrote:If the dognappers are going to demand a ransom, Sturridge saying "I'll pay anything" doesnt seem to be a great opening move from the footballer. Theresa May school of negotiating.
The dognappers need Sturridge more than he needs them.

Re: How Much would you pay to get your stolen dog back?

Posted: Tue Jul 09, 2019 7:13 pm
by bfcjg
I normally ransom them for £50-£100 depending on the pedigree.

Re: How Much would you pay to get your stolen dog back?

Posted: Tue Jul 09, 2019 8:01 pm
by Hroogar
I haven't got a dog, so this must be some kind of scam, beware fellow clarets!

Re: How Much would you pay to get your stolen dog back?

Posted: Tue Jul 09, 2019 8:43 pm
by Nonayforever
I would pay whatever it costs, then spend a lot of time hunting down the ba#+@rds and bury them at sea.

Re: How Much would you pay to get your stolen dog back?

Posted: Tue Jul 09, 2019 10:03 pm
by Bfcboyo
Fiver more than the Mrs.

Re: How Much would you pay to get your stolen dog back?

Posted: Tue Jul 09, 2019 10:06 pm
by Burnleyareback2
Still, the question is why does heave a house in LA and a dog that loves there - how ,uch time does he actually spend there with his American dog?

Re: How Much would you pay to get your stolen dog back?

Posted: Tue Jul 09, 2019 10:35 pm
by Spike
Does he have a dog in America and one in Cheshire?

Re: How Much would you pay to get your stolen dog back?

Posted: Tue Jul 09, 2019 11:00 pm
by Funkydrummer
Then he'd be Daniel "two dogs" Sturridge.

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Re: How Much would you pay to get your stolen dog back?

Posted: Wed Jul 10, 2019 3:16 pm
by thelifeofbrian
The dog is back with Sturridge- apparently hes found it- lol

Re: How Much would you pay to get your stolen dog back?

Posted: Wed Jul 10, 2019 3:17 pm
by Imploding Turtle
thelifeofbrian wrote:I see that Daniel Sturridge has had is LA house broken into and his dog was stolen. He's offering a £40k+ Award :o :o Now, i'm no dog lover and i dont earn anywhere near as much as Sturridge but surely £40k reward for a dog is just crazy, just go out and buy a new one, or am i out of touch with Doggy Love :D

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/48920558
You shouldn't watch John Wick.

Re: How Much would you pay to get your stolen dog back?

Posted: Wed Jul 10, 2019 4:33 pm
by jrgbfc
He'd probably get injured going to collect the ransom money anyway.

Re: How Much would you pay to get your stolen dog back?

Posted: Wed Jul 10, 2019 4:49 pm
by pureclaret
If I was him Id say that if you return the dog uninjured in 24 hrs ill give you £40k if not ill pay £200k to any person who can bring me the head of the person who stole it ( attached to the rest of the person if possible but not to bothered) ad My dog. If after 1 week then the reward will go up ut money paid to first person with the required info.
That should do it !!!

Re: How Much would you pay to get your stolen dog back?

Posted: Wed Jul 10, 2019 6:03 pm
by IanMcL
;) You had me going there!

I checked my bank account, to see what I could offer, as I don't like being threatened...and then remembered that I have never had a dog!

That's got you, you dognapping bully!

Re: How Much would you pay to get your stolen dog back?

Posted: Wed Jul 10, 2019 7:11 pm
by JohnMac
He might be living there permanently as his contract at Liverpool has expired.

Anyway he has got it back after @killafame posted a pic on twitter asking if the dog in the picture was his.

Is it just me that would be slighly concerned by that username? :shock: