if you come to London, you're in, says...

Pstotto · Post by **Pstotto** » Sat Jul 20, 2019 7:42 pm

... Ian Wright.

WRONG. So wrong, INNIT? Then everybody has to kow-tow to that dump vibration.

They say if you get 100,000 signatures you can get something discussed in Parliament. How about a petition from the rest of the country, asking for the Army to nuke London?

COBBLE · Post by **COBBLE** » Sat Jul 20, 2019 7:45 pm

I love London, and Manchester and Burnley. All special.

Bordeauxclaret · Post by **Bordeauxclaret** » Sat Jul 20, 2019 7:51 pm

You ever been Pstotto?

Pstotto · Post by **Pstotto** » Sat Jul 20, 2019 8:06 pm

Yes, I was Pstotto yesterday...

Bordeauxclaret · Post by **Bordeauxclaret** » Sat Jul 20, 2019 8:14 pm

Wahey. Good that.

bpgburn · Post by **bpgburn** » Sat Jul 20, 2019 8:19 pm

Pstotto wrote:Yes, I was Pstotto yesterday...

Logged in especially to like that, well done lad...

Fenwick · Post by **Fenwick** » Sat Jul 20, 2019 8:31 pm

Pstotto wrote:... Ian Wright.

WRONG. So wrong, INNIT? Then everybody has to kow-tow to that dump vibration.

They say if you get 100,000 signatures you can get something discussed in Parliament. How about a petition from the rest of the country, asking for the Army to nuke London?

You need to ask the Navy to nuke London. Only objection to your post

Bin Ont Turf · Post by **Bin Ont Turf** » Sat Jul 20, 2019 8:55 pm

A multicultural sh1thole.

tim_noone · Post by **tim_noone** » Sat Jul 20, 2019 9:56 pm

Bin Ont Turf wrote:A multicultural sh1thole.

With millions Of visitors each month/year your in the minority with your views.

tim_noone · Post by **tim_noone** » Sat Jul 20, 2019 9:58 pm

Pstotto wrote:Yes, I was Pstotto yesterday...

Post of the month Pstotto. Great reply!

Bin Ont Turf · Post by **Bin Ont Turf** » Sat Jul 20, 2019 10:26 pm

tim_noone wrote:With millions Of visitors each month/year your in the minority with your views.

I'll be dead before I'm in a minority, thank goodness.

Bordeauxclaret · Post by **Bordeauxclaret** » Sat Jul 20, 2019 10:29 pm

Like any place it’s got its bad bits.

The good bits far far outweigh any negatives though.
Brilliant place.

Devils_Advocate · Post by **Devils_Advocate** » Sat Jul 20, 2019 10:36 pm

Bin Ont Turf wrote:I'll be dead before I'm in a minority, thank goodness.

With all the positive discrimination and special favourable treatment these minorities get I thought being one would have been right up your alley

Rick_Muller · Post by **Rick_Muller** » Sat Jul 20, 2019 10:37 pm

It’s a f#cking cesspit. The so called good bits are filled with ignorant c#nts who I wouldn’t p!ss on if they were on fire...

Apart from that, it’s ok I suppose.

Steve1956 · Post by **Steve1956** » Sat Jul 20, 2019 10:47 pm

Pstotto wrote:Yes, I was Pstotto yesterday...

..Don't get it,please explain

fatboy47 · Post by **fatboy47** » Sat Jul 20, 2019 10:52 pm

Its an absolute grot box...a stinking quagmire..a smelly dirty morrasse of lowlife, crooks and deadbeats. A rat pit. The place makes me want to vomit. Keep it. Please.

Swizzlestick · Post by **Swizzlestick** » Sat Jul 20, 2019 10:54 pm

Visited four times and loved it every time. One of the world’s great cities. Has issues but show me a major city that doesn’t. Amplified by some people, including President ‘send them back’ Trump, because of the ethnicity of the mayor.

Quickenthetempo · Post by **Quickenthetempo** » Sat Jul 20, 2019 10:56 pm

It's supposed to have nice bits but none the working class can enjoy.

tim_noone · Post by **tim_noone** » Sat Jul 20, 2019 10:57 pm

fatboy47 wrote:Its an absolute grot box...a stinking quagmire..a smelly dirty morrasse of lowlife, crooks and deadbeats. A rat pit. The place makes me want to vomit. Keep it. Please.

And your from.......

Bordeauxclaret · Post by **Bordeauxclaret** » Sat Jul 20, 2019 10:58 pm

Quickenthetempo wrote:It's supposed to have nice bits but none the working class can enjoy.

Really?

Quickenthetempo · Post by **Quickenthetempo** » Sat Jul 20, 2019 11:01 pm

Bordeauxclaret wrote:Really?

Feel free to put your suggestion ls forward.

P.S I know they have nice parks but so does Burnley. It's not worth the train fare down.

Swizzlestick · Post by **Swizzlestick** » Sat Jul 20, 2019 11:01 pm

Quickenthetempo wrote:It's supposed to have nice bits but none the working class can enjoy.

I can’t think of another major capital that has so many world renowned museums with completely free entry to the general public for a start, so an odd comment to say the least.

Bordeauxclaret · Post by **Bordeauxclaret** » Sat Jul 20, 2019 11:06 pm

Quickenthetempo wrote:Feel free to put your suggestion ls forward.

P.S I know they have nice parks but so does Burnley. It's not worth the train fare down.

I’m going to guess you’ve not been to London apart from watching Burnley?
Would that be a fair assumption? Yes or no?

Wile E Coyote · Post by **Wile E Coyote** » Sat Jul 20, 2019 11:07 pm

Pstotto wrote:Yes, I was Pstotto yesterday...

wonderful, well worth my 1000th like .

fatboy47 · Post by **fatboy47** » Sat Jul 20, 2019 11:09 pm

tim_noone wrote:And your from.......

An almost crime free, drug free, low traffic, unpolluted island free from racial tensions and rat racers surrounded by pristine white sand beaches, cliffs and a sea full of dolphins and porpoises.

Edit....and litter free.

nil_desperandum · Post by **nil_desperandum** » Sat Jul 20, 2019 11:11 pm

Quickenthetempo wrote:It's supposed to have nice bits but none the working class can enjoy.

Doesn't matter what class you're from, you could walk around London for a month and always find something different to see or do and it wouldn't cost you a penny.
"He who tires of London tires of life" (Samuel Johnson) or to be more precise as I just googled it:
When a man is tired of London, he is tired of life. "Why, Sir, you find no man, at all intellectual, who is willing to leave London. No, Sir, when a man is tired of London, he is tired of life; for there is in London all that life can afford."

Bosscat · Post by **Bosscat** » Sat Jul 20, 2019 11:11 pm

Steve1956 wrote: ..Don't get it,please explain

I got it

Bosscat · Post by **Bosscat** » Sat Jul 20, 2019 11:13 pm

fatboy47 wrote:An almost crime free, drug free, low traffic, unpolluted island free from racial tensions and rat racers surrounded by pristine white sand beaches, cliffs and a sea full of dolphins and porpoises.

Rockall?

Steve1956 · Post by **Steve1956** » Sat Jul 20, 2019 11:13 pm

Bosscat wrote:I got it

Spill the beans then ya Yorkshire t**t !!!

tim_noone · Post by **tim_noone** » Sat Jul 20, 2019 11:13 pm

nil_desperandum wrote:Doesn't matter what class you're from, you could walk around London for a month and always find something different to see or do and it wouldn't cost you a penny.
"He who tires of London tires of life" (Samuel Johnson) or to be more precise as I just googled it:
When a man is tired of London, he is tired of life. "Why, Sir, you find no man, at all intellectual, who is willing to leave London. No, Sir, when a man is tired of London, he is tired of life; for there is in London all that life can afford."

Devils_Advocate · Post by **Devils_Advocate** » Sat Jul 20, 2019 11:14 pm

nil_desperandum wrote:Doesn't matter what class you're from, you could walk around London for a month and always find something different to see or do and it wouldn't cost you a penny.
"He who tires of London tires of life" (Samuel Johnson) or to be more precise as I just googled it:
When a man is tired of London, he is tired of life. "Why, Sir, you find no man, at all intellectual, who is willing to leave London. No, Sir, when a man is tired of London, he is tired of life; for there is in London all that life can afford."

Aye but its not a patch on Padiham and all the jobless scrotes in their tracky bottoms

Bin Ont Turf · Post by **Bin Ont Turf** » Sat Jul 20, 2019 11:14 pm

Devils_Advocate wrote:With all the positive discrimination and special favourable treatment these minorities get I thought being one would have been right up your alley

I came here to build a bridge.

That is all.

tim_noone · Post by **tim_noone** » Sat Jul 20, 2019 11:15 pm

Bosscat wrote:Rockall?

F...ing Brockhall!

tim_noone · Post by **tim_noone** » Sat Jul 20, 2019 11:18 pm

fatboy47 wrote:An almost crime free, drug free, low traffic, unpolluted island free from racial tensions and rat racers surrounded by pristine white sand beaches, cliffs and a sea full of dolphins and porpoises.

Edit....and litter free.

Robinson Crusoe

Don't you go upsetting man Friday!

Steve1956 · Post by **Steve1956** » Sat Jul 20, 2019 11:19 pm

Bosscat wrote:I got it

Just got it after reading it about 20 times

Bosscat · Post by **Bosscat** » Sat Jul 20, 2019 11:19 pm

Steve1956 wrote:Spill the beans then ya Yorkshire t**t !!!

Now look Steve you know what happens with you and Beans m8

Fenwick · Post by **Fenwick** » Sat Jul 20, 2019 11:21 pm

Swizzlestick wrote:I can’t think of another major capital that has so many world renowned museums with completely free entry to the general public for a start, so an odd comment to say the least.

Washington DC?

Swizzlestick · Post by **Swizzlestick** » Sat Jul 20, 2019 11:23 pm

Fenwick wrote:Washington DC?

World renowned? Still argue there’s more in London. Regardless, makes a mockery of the original post.

Steve1956 · Post by **Steve1956** » Sat Jul 20, 2019 11:25 pm

As far a cities go..Edinburgh takes some beating.

tim_noone · Post by **tim_noone** » Sat Jul 20, 2019 11:27 pm

Steve1956 wrote:As far a cities go..Edinburgh takes some beating.

Bosscat · Post by **Bosscat** » Sat Jul 20, 2019 11:30 pm

Steve1956 wrote:As far a cities go..Edinburgh takes some beating.

Rileybobs · Post by **Rileybobs** » Sat Jul 20, 2019 11:31 pm

Quickenthetempo wrote:It's supposed to have nice bits but none the working class can enjoy.

Very strange comment.

Edit: in fact, I can’t think of a place, certainly not in this country, where the working class live amongst the millionaires.

Steve1956 · Post by **Steve1956** » Sat Jul 20, 2019 11:38 pm

Bosscat wrote:

What we laughing at now !

Quickenthetempo · Post by **Quickenthetempo** » Sat Jul 20, 2019 11:40 pm

Rileybobs wrote:Very strange comment.

Edit: in fact, I can’t think of a place, certainly not in this country, where the working class live amongst the millionaires.

Why? London is a very expensive City. The BBC were taking the mick out of it this morning for some place charging 166 quid for a pot of tea.

Dyched · Post by **Dyched** » Sat Jul 20, 2019 11:41 pm

Does nothing for me.

Nothing to do with it being a shithole of a place though.

Quickenthetempo · Post by **Quickenthetempo** » Sat Jul 20, 2019 11:42 pm

Devils_Advocate wrote:Aye but its not a patch on Padiham and all the jobless scrotes in their tracky bottoms

Well they certainly haven't stabbed anyone in a while.

Steve1956 · Post by **Steve1956** » Sat Jul 20, 2019 11:43 pm

tim_noone wrote:

do you know what we are laughing at?

Quickenthetempo · Post by **Quickenthetempo** » Sat Jul 20, 2019 11:47 pm

Bordeauxclaret wrote:I’m going to guess you’ve not been to London apart from watching Burnley?
Would that be a fair assumption? Yes or no?

I only go watching Burnley there these days.

I used to go semi regular when younger as my Aunt lived down there. She worked in the PortaBella Gold with the current James Bond. They were both from the Wirral.

Rileybobs · Post by **Rileybobs** » Sat Jul 20, 2019 11:51 pm

Quickenthetempo wrote:Why? London is a very expensive City. The BBC were taking the mick out of it this morning for some place charging 166 quid for a pot of tea.

Of course it’s a very expensive city but you will find working class families living next door to millionaires.

And I’m sure that within 100 yards of where they were charging £166 for a pot of tea you could get a pot of PG Tips for £1.50.

Devils_Advocate · Post by **Devils_Advocate** » Sat Jul 20, 2019 11:52 pm

Quickenthetempo wrote:Well they certainly haven't stabbed anyone in a while.

If you want to live in a rundown cesspit with practically nothing to do and lacking in any culture because you are scared that you might get stabbed in the city then fair enough.

If I was you Id be careful about going on a plane cos you know they fall out of the sky and crash

Its up to you where you want to live but you are absolutely clueless about London and are just talking out your arse