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How would you describe yourself?

Post by pushpinpussy » Sun Jul 21, 2019 7:33 pm

Homosexual
Lesbian
Bisexual
Pansexual
Bicurious
Polysexual
Monosexual
Allosexual
Androsexual
Gynosexual
Questioning
Asexual
Demisexual
Grey Asexual
Perioriented
Varioriented
Heteronormative
Erasure
Cishet
Polyamorous
Monoamorous
Queer
Cisgender
Transgender
Transsexual
Binary
Non-Binary
Genderqueer
Genderfluid
Agender
Genderless
Gendervoid
Bigender
Polygender
Multigender
Neutrois
Gender Apathetic
Androgyne
Intergender
Demigender
Demigirl
Demiboy
Demiagender
Greygender
Aporagender
Maverique
Novigender
Designated
Assigned Female At Birth
Assigned Male At Birth
Gender Roles
Gender Presentation
Gender expression
Transitioning
Intersex
Dyadic
Trans Woman
Trans Man
Trans Feminine
Trans Masculine
Social Dysphoria
Body Dysphoria
Butch
Femme Binarism

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Re: How would you describe yourself?

Post by FactualFrank » Sun Jul 21, 2019 7:35 pm

Betfair odds: 1/40.

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Re: How would you describe yourself?

Post by Tread Warily » Sun Jul 21, 2019 7:39 pm

Demigod.

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Re: How would you describe yourself?

Post by TheFamilyCat » Sun Jul 21, 2019 7:46 pm

Greygender... if i’m describing my hair.

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Re: How would you describe yourself?

Post by Inchy » Sun Jul 21, 2019 7:48 pm

I honestly don’t know why anyone cares about this crap. Just crack on with life and let mental people deal with each other
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Re: How would you describe yourself?

Post by Claret Toni » Sun Jul 21, 2019 9:10 pm

Isn't trisexual missing.

As in, I'll try anything sexual - courtesy of Ali G
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Re: How would you describe yourself?

Post by Imploding Turtle » Sun Jul 21, 2019 9:11 pm

What's it got to do with you?

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Re: How would you describe yourself?

Post by Steve1956 » Sun Jul 21, 2019 9:12 pm

Couldn't see "A Knob" on there.
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Re: How would you describe yourself?

Post by Fenwick » Sun Jul 21, 2019 9:13 pm

Does erasure mean camp?

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Re: How would you describe yourself?

Post by FactualFrank » Sun Jul 21, 2019 9:13 pm

Fenwick wrote:Does erasure mean camp?
Just means they love to hate you.
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Re: How would you describe yourself?

Post by Bin Ont Turf » Sun Jul 21, 2019 9:14 pm

Fed up

(Of labelling)

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Re: How would you describe yourself?

Post by Imploding Turtle » Sun Jul 21, 2019 9:15 pm

FactualFrank wrote:Just means they love to hate you.
No it means to have a little respect for you.

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Re: How would you describe yourself?

Post by dermotdermot » Sun Jul 21, 2019 9:36 pm

Quite simply the most supreme being in the universe.

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Re: How would you describe yourself?

Post by Bosscat » Sun Jul 21, 2019 9:38 pm

A Claret
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Re: How would you describe yourself?

Post by Bosscat » Sun Jul 21, 2019 9:41 pm

Claret Toni wrote:Isn't trisexual missing.

As in, I'll try anything sexual - courtesy of Ali G
Metrosexual is also missing...

I think its someone who has sex on the Underground :roll:

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Re: How would you describe yourself?

Post by Bosscat » Sun Jul 21, 2019 9:42 pm

Steve1956 wrote:Couldn't see "A Knob" on there.
No Comment ;)

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Re: How would you describe yourself?

Post by tim_noone » Sun Jul 21, 2019 9:47 pm

A massive Bell End.

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Re: How would you describe yourself?

Post by GodIsADeeJay81 » Sun Jul 21, 2019 9:48 pm

A Bloke.

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Re: How would you describe yourself?

Post by Right_winger » Sun Jul 21, 2019 9:49 pm

Normal, none of this new age fashion shite.
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Re: How would you describe yourself?

Post by elwaclaret » Sun Jul 21, 2019 9:50 pm

Slightly disappointed
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Re: How would you describe yourself?

Post by tim_noone » Sun Jul 21, 2019 9:51 pm

elwaclaret wrote:Slightly disappointed
I was only kidding Lad...post17

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Re: How would you describe yourself?

Post by Goobs » Sun Jul 21, 2019 10:03 pm

With words either in the written or the spoken form.

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Re: How would you describe yourself?

Post by Bertiebeehead » Sun Jul 21, 2019 11:55 pm

Cuntish.

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Re: How would you describe yourself?

Post by FactualFrank » Mon Jul 22, 2019 12:08 am

Imploding Turtle wrote:No it means to have a little respect for you.
Ouch. I'll let you have that one - totally uncalled for, but... ;)

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Re: How would you describe yourself?

Post by dsr » Mon Jul 22, 2019 12:12 am

If that's the membership tick-box of LGBTQ, they're going to need a bigger alphabet.

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Re: How would you describe yourself?

Post by morpheus2 » Mon Jul 22, 2019 12:30 am

Puff, sometimes fag or faggot.

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Re: How would you describe yourself?

Post by Imploding Turtle » Mon Jul 22, 2019 12:32 am

morpheus2 wrote:Puff, sometimes fag or faggot.
How old are you?

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Re: How would you describe yourself?

Post by morpheus2 » Mon Jul 22, 2019 12:33 am

Imploding Turtle wrote:How old are you?

My mum doesn't know I've got the ipad, I should be asleep xx
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Re: How would you describe yourself?

Post by tim_noone » Mon Jul 22, 2019 12:34 am

morpheus2 wrote:My mum doesn't know I've got the ipad, I should be asleep xx
:lol: :lol:

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Re: How would you describe yourself?

Post by atlantalad » Mon Jul 22, 2019 12:54 am

tim_noone wrote:A massive Bell End.

Thought that not covered by Bigender. :)

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Re: How would you describe yourself?

Post by tim_noone » Mon Jul 22, 2019 12:56 am

atlantalad wrote:Thought that not covered by Bigender. :)
It is indeed....good spot! :D

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Re: How would you describe yourself?

Post by thelaughingclaret » Mon Jul 22, 2019 1:34 am

Isn’t gender presentation something you’d do if you wanted to get put on some sort of register?

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Re: How would you describe yourself?

Post by Woodleyclaret » Mon Jul 22, 2019 3:23 am

Optimist-I see a new cm and our much needed pacy winger joining in the next 2 weeks

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Re: How would you describe yourself?

Post by fatboy47 » Mon Jul 22, 2019 7:07 am

Tall,slim, bit of a looker, comfortably off, witty and caring.

...is what I say on the lonely hearts ads.
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Re: How would you describe yourself?

Post by bfcjg » Mon Jul 22, 2019 7:26 am

Having read that list I would describe myself as rare.
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Re: How would you describe yourself?

Post by Hipper » Mon Jul 22, 2019 7:56 am

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Re: How would you describe yourself?

Post by Swizzlestick » Mon Jul 22, 2019 8:01 am

Right_winger wrote:Normal, none of this new age fashion shite.
“I’m a proper bloke!”

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Re: How would you describe yourself?

Post by claretonthecoast1882 » Mon Jul 22, 2019 8:11 am

Male.

Not stupid or weak enough to feel the need to label myself anything and that includes left wing, right wing or liberal.

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Re: How would you describe yourself?

Post by Blackrod » Mon Jul 22, 2019 8:38 am

I’m sure half of these terms have been made up to satisfy tick boxes on forms. Most of the rest by attention seekers to declare that they are even more different to anyone else.

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Re: How would you describe yourself?

Post by COYC73 » Mon Jul 22, 2019 12:44 pm

Normal...

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Re: How would you describe yourself?

Post by gawthorpe_view » Mon Jul 22, 2019 1:11 pm

Out of touch obviously, and therefore struggling to keep up with all of this.

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Re: How would you describe yourself?

Post by CoolClaret » Mon Jul 22, 2019 1:23 pm

Bit of a nob head tbf

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Re: How would you describe yourself?

Post by MACCA » Mon Jul 22, 2019 1:23 pm

Fat, and I dont mean as in P H

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Re: How would you describe yourself?

Post by houseboy » Mon Jul 22, 2019 2:14 pm

:shock:
pushpinpussy wrote:Homosexual
Lesbian
Bisexual
Pansexual
Bicurious
Polysexual
Monosexual
Allosexual
Androsexual
Gynosexual
Questioning
Asexual
Demisexual
Grey Asexual
Perioriented
Varioriented
Heteronormative
Erasure
Cishet
Polyamorous
Monoamorous
Queer
Cisgender
Transgender
Transsexual
Binary
Non-Binary
Genderqueer
Genderfluid
Agender
Genderless
Gendervoid
Bigender
Polygender
Multigender
Neutrois
Gender Apathetic
Androgyne
Intergender
Demigender
Demigirl
Demiboy
Demiagender
Greygender
Aporagender
Maverique
Novigender
Designated
Assigned Female At Birth
Assigned Male At Birth
Gender Roles
Gender Presentation
Gender expression
Transitioning
Intersex
Dyadic
Trans Woman
Trans Man
Trans Feminine
Trans Masculine
Social Dysphoria
Body Dysphoria
Butch
Femme Binarism
Easilly bored.

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Re: How would you describe yourself?

Post by South West Claret. » Mon Jul 22, 2019 3:34 pm

Talented, Fair Minded, Unassuming, All Round Sportsman, Amusing and Artistic ... Oh nearly forgot and so very very Modest with it.

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Post by Bosscat » Mon Jul 22, 2019 3:59 pm

South West Claret. wrote:Talented, Fair Minded, Unassuming, All Round Sportsman, Amusing and Artistic ... Oh nearly forgot and so very very Modest with it.
People say I am big headed...

As I am perfect I don't let it worry me.

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Re: How would you describe yourself?

Post by claretonthecoast1882 » Mon Jul 22, 2019 4:00 pm

Looking down the list can't believe Privileged didn't make it.
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Re: How would you describe yourself?

Post by rob63 » Mon Jul 22, 2019 4:03 pm

P***ed off with all the arguing on here

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