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Joe Linton...

Posted: Wed Jul 24, 2019 12:31 pm
by Marney&Mee
with a name like that, if he's Brazilian, I'm a monkey's uncle...

Re: Joe Linton...

Posted: Wed Jul 24, 2019 12:33 pm
by Quickenthetempo
Marney&Mee wrote:with a name like that, if he's Brazilian, I'm a monkey's uncle...
Does he sell mint balls?

Re: Joe Linton...

Posted: Wed Jul 24, 2019 12:35 pm
by Bosscat
Quickenthetempo wrote:Does he sell mint balls?
No but his uncle did :D

Its Joelinton all one word

Joelinton Cassio Apolinário de Lira

Cost a fortune to put that lot on a shirt :lol: :lol:

My m8 (a toon fan) is going ballistic at 40 Million on a 22 year old Brazilian....

Years ........ Team .. ... .... ...Apps... (Gls)
2014–2015. Sport Recife........12.... ...(3)
2015–2019 ..Hoffenheim........29... .....(7)
2016–2018 Rapid Wien (loan)60.. .....(15)

It has Disaster (or brilliance) written all over it

https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source= ... 3968388052" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

Re: Joe Linton...

Posted: Wed Jul 24, 2019 12:54 pm
by elwaclaret
Didn’t Dolly Parton have an affair with him once?

Re: Joe Linton...

Posted: Wed Jul 24, 2019 1:28 pm
by kaptin1
Bosscat wrote:No but his uncle did :D

Its Joelinton all one word

Joelinton Cassio Apolinário de Lira

Cost a fortune to put that lot on a shirt :lol: :lol:

My m8 (a toon fan) is going ballistic at 40 Million on a 22 year old Brazilian....

Years ........ Team .. ... .... ...Apps... (Gls)
2014–2015. Sport Recife........12.... ...(3)
2015–2019 ..Hoffenheim........29... .....(7)
2016–2018 Rapid Wien (loan)60.. .....(15)

It has Disaster (or brilliance) written all over it

https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source= ... 3968388052" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
It's Newcastle, so I'm going disaster (although he'll no doubt score is one and only goal of the season against us!)

Re: Joe Linton...

Posted: Wed Jul 24, 2019 9:48 pm
by MT03ALG
My German friend says Joelinton will score 15 goals in the Premier League....

Re: Joe Linton...

Posted: Wed Jul 24, 2019 10:00 pm
by bobinho
elwaclaret wrote:Didn’t Dolly Parton have an affair with him once?
No. Dolly was going out with this geezer, and joelinton decided she wanted some of him. Trollope. Dolly was SO upset about it.

Re: Joe Linton...

Posted: Wed Jul 24, 2019 10:50 pm
by rob63
MT03ALG wrote:My German friend says Joelinton will score 15 goals in the Premier League....

Eventually?

Re: Joe Linton...

Posted: Wed Jul 24, 2019 11:01 pm
by tiger76
MT03ALG wrote:My German friend says Joelinton will score 15 goals in the Premier League....
Hmm! he cost over 40 times what Ash Barnes did and he'll score 3 more PL goals then Ash managed last season,i don't regard that as value for money.

And that's assuming he adjusts to the demands of PL footy,not every Brazilian is a world beater.

Remember these big money signings https://thefootballfaithful.com/worst-b ... e-history/

Re: Joe Linton...

Posted: Thu Jul 25, 2019 9:33 am
by MT03ALG
Interesting read about the failed Brazilians. However, my German friend knows his football so I will defer judgement until at least the end of the season....