Has " Madge " renewed her deal ??

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Has " Madge " renewed her deal ??

Post by Clarets4me » Thu Aug 08, 2019 11:43 pm

In all the kerfuffle surrounding the Transfer Deadline, I was wondering if " Madge " has signed a new deal ? We've heard nothing from her agent in deepest, darkest Wiltshire ? Has she thrown her toys out of the pram, and been consigned to training with the Reserves ? I think we should be told ...

For those who've never seen her in " top form ", here's a glimpse ...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q6omsDyFNlk :D
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Re: Has " Madge " renewed her deal ??

Post by IanMcL » Fri Aug 09, 2019 12:10 am

A source close to Holycustard let it be known that her agent has been hawking her to overseas clubs. PSG has their eye on her.

The Euro window is still open.....

Fingers crossed.


It could be that Custard will need to redecorate his cupboard under the stairs and replace the shoebox for a larger one.
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Re: Has " Madge " renewed her deal ??

Post by Bin Ont Turf » Fri Aug 09, 2019 12:20 am

She's got more tattoos now than a Polynesian Warrior.

Time the French bint hit the road.

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Re: Has " Madge " renewed her deal ??

Post by IanMcL » Fri Aug 09, 2019 12:59 pm

Looks like she is happy with wherever she is going.....

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Re: Has " Madge " renewed her deal ??

Post by Falcon » Fri Aug 09, 2019 1:08 pm

If she's busy we could get this lady in perhaps? (No idea how to embed it in the post)

https://i.imgur.com/i5zWqJs.gifv" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
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Re: Has " Madge " renewed her deal ??

Post by Steve1956 » Fri Aug 09, 2019 4:28 pm

Falcon wrote:If she's busy we could get this lady in perhaps? (No idea how to embed it in the post)

https://i.imgur.com/i5zWqJs.gifv" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
Madge? Your sacked,I love a women with a meaty bottom.....she's hired.
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Re: Has " Madge " renewed her deal ??

Post by spadesclaret » Fri Aug 09, 2019 4:42 pm

Falcon wrote:If she's busy we could get this lady in perhaps? (No idea how to embed it in the post)

https://i.imgur.com/i5zWqJs.gifv" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;


If Madge goes this message board will collapse (I'd like to say 'implode' but perhaps better not). Madge has been our mascot since time immemorial and should not be disposed of on a whim.

Think on. What would happen to our club if Bertie Bee were to go? It doesn't bear thinking about. The same goes for Madge. Let's get her contract extended asap.
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Re: Has " Madge " renewed her deal ??

Post by Bosscat » Fri Aug 09, 2019 4:45 pm

Steve1956 wrote:Madge? Your sacked,I love a women with a meaty bottom.....she's hired.
I think there is room for both myself (but then again I am a greedy b*****d)

https://youtu.be/xWz8LSHP0F8" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
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Re: Has " Madge " renewed her deal ??

Post by Steve1956 » Fri Aug 09, 2019 4:46 pm

Bosscat wrote:I think there is room for both myself (but then again I am a greedy b*****d)
I'm up for them " together" :lol:

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Re: Has " Madge " renewed her deal ??

Post by Steve1956 » Fri Aug 09, 2019 5:26 pm

Bosscat wrote:I think there is room for both myself (but then again I am a greedy b*****d)

https://youtu.be/xWz8LSHP0F8" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
Proper fat bottomed girls
https://youtu.be/47enSb0bIf8" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

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Re: Has " Madge " renewed her deal ??

Post by Bosscat » Fri Aug 09, 2019 5:31 pm

Steve1956 wrote:Proper fat bottomed girls
https://youtu.be/47enSb0bIf8" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
:? :shock: :lol:

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Re: Has " Madge " renewed her deal ??

Post by Steve1956 » Fri Aug 09, 2019 5:35 pm

They make the rocking world go round, meaty women wipe the floor with today's stick insects with Jagger's lips

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Re: Has " Madge " renewed her deal ??

Post by Bosscat » Fri Aug 09, 2019 5:47 pm

Steve1956 wrote:They make the rocking world go round, meaty women wipe the floor with today's stick insects with Jagger's lips
Bycicle Race double A side

https://youtu.be/2CTPLUcQAjk" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

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Re: Has " Madge " renewed her deal ??

Post by IanMcL » Fri Aug 09, 2019 7:21 pm

It looks like Holycustard is pulling out all the stops,to woo our lass!

Massive upgrade to the shoebox!

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Re: Has " Madge " renewed her deal ??

Post by Clevedon Claret » Sat Aug 10, 2019 9:03 am

Madge, Madge, Madge.

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Re: Has " Madge " renewed her deal ??

Post by Clarets4me » Sat Aug 10, 2019 9:11 am

Steve1956 wrote:I'm up for them " together" :lol:
For those of us at an age when it now takes all night to do, what we used to spend all night doing, we salute your optimism, Sir ! :D
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Re: Has " Madge " renewed her deal ??

Post by IanMcL » Sat Aug 10, 2019 12:39 pm

See breaking news....

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Re: Has " Madge " renewed her deal ??

Post by Bosscat » Sat Aug 10, 2019 12:46 pm

Was perusing weather reports and found this video from Youtube ... watch for number 8 of unforgetable moments from TV news/weather around the world

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Re: Has " Madge " renewed her deal ??

Post by Steve1956 » Sat Aug 10, 2019 1:58 pm

Clarets4me wrote:For those of us at an age when it now takes all night to do, what we used to spend all night doing, we salute your optimism, Sir ! :D
I didn't mean together with me...them together,I'll just watch :)

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