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Andy Carroll

Postby MT03ALG » Fri Aug 09, 2019 12:37 am

Andy Carroll looking forward to resuming his 'career' at Newcastle United !! How many games will he play during the season ? My guess is not more than 10 given his average number of appearances in the last 18 seasons of 14.5....

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Re: Andy Carroll

Postby fidelcastro » Fri Aug 09, 2019 12:47 am

They have a manager who knows what he's doing! ;)

I'm surprised Carroll passed the medical tbh! :shock:
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Re: Andy Carroll

Postby IanMcL » Fri Aug 09, 2019 5:03 am

It's the club that fits. He will storm the prem, next season. He is their Joey Barton.

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Re: Andy Carroll

Postby CharlieinNewMexico » Fri Aug 09, 2019 5:23 am

Carroll and Almiron together if they stay fit is a tad frightening tbh

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Re: Andy Carroll

Postby Devils_Advocate » Fri Aug 09, 2019 8:52 am

Im gonna stick my neck out and predict he makes more league starts this season for Newcastle than Walters, Wells and Vydra have done for Burnley combined
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Re: Andy Carroll

Postby tarkys_ears » Fri Aug 09, 2019 8:59 am

Pay as you play apparently.

He'll be fit as a fiddle.

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Re: Andy Carroll

Postby Buxtonclaret » Fri Aug 09, 2019 9:01 am

How many red cards will he get?

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Re: Andy Carroll

Postby AlargeClaret » Fri Aug 09, 2019 9:15 am

A poor mans Juke

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Re: Andy Carroll

Postby Hibsclaret » Fri Aug 09, 2019 9:19 am

Devils_Advocate wrote:Im gonna stick my neck out and predict he makes more league starts this season for Newcastle than Walters, Wells and Vydra have done for Burnley combined


I’m gonna stick my neck out and say less than 5.

At least this thread gives another opportunity for digs at the few players that have not hit the mark. I would rather they didn’t play if the boss thinks they are not up to it....It’s not as if the profit on one player (Tarky, for example) hasn’t paid for those 3 duds that you mention.....

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Re: Andy Carroll

Postby simonclaret » Fri Aug 09, 2019 10:12 am

Buxtonclaret wrote:How many red cards will he get?


0 to 1 at a guess

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Re: Andy Carroll

Postby Dyched » Fri Aug 09, 2019 10:41 am

Hibsclaret wrote:I’m gonna stick my neck out and say less than 5.

At least this thread gives another opportunity for digs at the few players that have not hit the mark. I would rather they didn’t play if the boss thinks they are not up to it....It’s not as if the profit on one player (Tarky, for example) hasn’t paid for those 3 duds that you mention.....


What profit on Tarky? Have I missed something?

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Re: Andy Carroll

Postby Cleveleys_claret » Fri Aug 09, 2019 11:01 am

CharlieinNewMexico wrote:Carroll and Almiron together if they stay fit is a tad frightening tbh


Almiron is absolute dog turd!!!! A striker that doesnt score goals. Well he does in that joke of a league MLS where Wright-Phillips bangs them in for fun

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Re: Andy Carroll

Postby CharlieinNewMexico » Fri Aug 09, 2019 7:14 pm

Cleveleys_claret wrote:Almiron is absolute dog turd!!!! A striker that doesnt score goals. Well he does in that joke of a league MLS where Wright-Phillips bangs them in for fun


You're basing that off 10 games? In a new league, in a new country, in a new continent? 10 games.

You're a joke.

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Re: Andy Carroll

Postby vinrogue » Fri Aug 09, 2019 7:31 pm

I feel VAR will not do him any favours, red cards and goals chalked off could be a theme.

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Re: Andy Carroll

Postby South West Claret. » Fri Aug 09, 2019 7:37 pm

What manager in his right mind would sign someone with his injury record.

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Re: Andy Carroll

Postby Winstonswhite » Fri Aug 09, 2019 7:51 pm

South West Claret. wrote:What manager in his right mind would sign someone with his injury record.


He was free wasn’t he? Hardly a risk.

As for Newcastle, I think they’ll do okay. The players won’t have to put up with their manager constantly telling the world how he needs money to replace them and actually smiling now and again.
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Re: Andy Carroll

Postby bobinho » Fri Aug 09, 2019 7:56 pm

He is an absolutely horrible, horrible footballer.

Glad he's not here.

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Re: Andy Carroll

Postby elwaclaret » Fri Aug 09, 2019 9:23 pm

Now he’s back in the NE we’ll see a different donkey. He wants to be at Newcastle being a hero.... moves were just for money.

... or he really is a crock who is laughing that life is such a doddle.

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Re: Andy Carroll

Postby Adrianthepostman » Sat Aug 10, 2019 9:18 am

Sh!thouse

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Re: Andy Carroll

Postby jedi_master » Sat Aug 10, 2019 9:28 am

I have a feeling he’ll be good there.

No doubt how good he was first time round, all comes down to his fitness (dodgy heels I think is his biggest issue?).

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Re: Andy Carroll

Postby Tricky Trevor » Sat Aug 10, 2019 9:28 am

Taxi for Carroll.
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Re: Andy Carroll

Postby tiger76 » Sat Aug 10, 2019 11:06 am

Does his signing mean we can label Newcastle a long ball team now ;)

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Re: Andy Carroll

Postby claretblue » Sat Aug 10, 2019 11:12 am

jedi_master wrote:I have a feeling he’ll be good there.

No doubt how good he was first time round, all comes down to his fitness (dodgy heels I think is his biggest issue?).


dodgy elbows more like! :?

:D
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Re: Andy Carroll

Postby Top Claret » Sat Aug 10, 2019 1:19 pm

Andy Carroll is a great footballer if he could just stay fit, he is a centre halfs nightmare.

Big strong lad who puts himself about and a right handful at set pieces

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Re: Andy Carroll

Postby CleggHall » Sat Aug 10, 2019 1:38 pm

Falls off more bar stools in casinos than games (of football) he plays! :D

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Re: Andy Carroll

Postby Cleveleys_claret » Sat Aug 17, 2019 4:28 pm

CharlieinNewMexico wrote:You're basing that off 10 games? In a new league, in a new country, in a new continent? 10 games.

You're a joke.


Ripping the league a new one is Almiron!!!!!

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Re: Andy Carroll

Postby CharlieinNewMexico » Sun Aug 18, 2019 7:48 am

oooooooo 2 games!!

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Re: Andy Carroll

Postby Cleveleys_claret » Sun Aug 18, 2019 8:10 am

CharlieinNewMexico wrote:oooooooo 2 games!!


Plus the 10 last year.

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Re: Andy Carroll

Postby CharlieinNewMexico » Sun Aug 18, 2019 8:15 am

The first 2 of which were sub cameos and the last 1 playing injured. For Newcastle. Who never create anything.

But hey. If you want to carry on sounding like An Idiot Abroad feel free you're doing a fantastic job

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Re: Andy Carroll

Postby Cleveleys_claret » Sat Sep 21, 2019 9:39 pm

CharlieinNewMexico wrote:The first 2 of which were sub cameos and the last 1 playing injured. For Newcastle. Who never create anything.

But hey. If you want to carry on sounding like An Idiot Abroad feel free you're doing a fantastic job


Another month....another 0 goals. Setting the league on fire with his missed chances, todays was a sitter.

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Re: Andy Carroll

Postby CharlieinNewMexico » Sun Sep 22, 2019 7:23 am

Cleveleys_claret wrote:Another month....another 0 goals. Setting the league on fire with his missed chances, todays was a sitter.


Today's *

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Re: Andy Carroll

Postby Burnley1989 » Sun Sep 22, 2019 8:01 am

You know you’ve lost an argument when you start picking on grammar
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Re: Andy Carroll

Postby timshorts » Sun Sep 22, 2019 8:39 am

Having a fit Saint maxim should make a difference. He has moves.

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Re: Andy Carroll

Postby evensteadiereddie » Sun Sep 22, 2019 9:29 am

Burnley1989 wrote:You know you’ve lost an argument when you start picking on grammar



Full stop. ;)
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Re: Andy Carroll

Postby Cleveleys_claret » Sun Sep 22, 2019 11:39 am

CharlieinNewMexico wrote:Today's *


today's
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Re: Andy Carroll

Postby boatshed bill » Sun Sep 22, 2019 1:06 pm

Devils_Advocate wrote:Im gonna stick my neck out and predict he makes more league starts this season for Newcastle than Walters, Wells and Vydra have done for Burnley combined


Neck not stuck very far out there then :D

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Re: Andy Carroll

Postby Archer » Sun Sep 29, 2019 6:47 pm

Cleveleys_claret wrote:Another month....another 0 goals. Setting the league on fire with his missed chances, todays was a sitter.


Looked deadly again

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Re: Andy Carroll

Postby Cleveleys_claret » Sun Sep 29, 2019 6:55 pm

Archer wrote:Looked deadly again


Ruthless in front of goal ha ha

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Re: Andy Carroll

Postby Dark Cloud » Sun Sep 29, 2019 6:57 pm

Must have borrowed Harry Potter's invisibility cloak!! At least he wasn't sent off, so a kind of progress I suppose.
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Re: Andy Carroll

Postby IanMcL » Sun Sep 29, 2019 7:09 pm

His hair looked neat.

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Re: Andy Carroll

Postby Woodleyclaret » Sun Sep 29, 2019 7:24 pm

Greatest ever wage stealer .Andy is a true football legend
Re Almiron did he get his brows done my some Scouse makeup girl with a board marker


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