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FAO Bob Lorders

Post by agreenwood » Fri Aug 09, 2019 12:25 pm

Good afternoon

If you’re in the Bob Lord this season, fans in the JHU would appreciate it if you could develop a unified means of communicating the VAR information on the screen we can’t see.

Semaphore fashioned from rugs is acceptable.

Thanks in advance.
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Re: FAO Bob Lorders

Post by FactualFrank » Fri Aug 09, 2019 12:28 pm

A large mirror?

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Re: FAO Bob Lorders

Post by Goobs » Fri Aug 09, 2019 12:29 pm

Just wait for the ref to signal

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Re: FAO Bob Lorders

Post by Rowls » Fri Aug 09, 2019 12:30 pm

Semaphore from rugs is a ridiculous suggestion.

You need to club together and get the fourth referee to use the spares linesmen's flags for semaphore.

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Re: FAO Bob Lorders

Post by gawthorpe_view » Fri Aug 09, 2019 12:39 pm

It takes a while for these things to register with Bob Lorders.
The match report in tomorrow's papers might be quicker.

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Re: FAO Bob Lorders

Post by theroyaldyche » Fri Aug 09, 2019 12:44 pm

agreenwood wrote:Good afternoon

If you’re in the Bob Lord this season, fans in the JHU would appreciate it if you could develop a unified means of communicating the VAR information on the screen we can’t see.

Semaphore fashioned from rugs is acceptable.

Thanks in advance.
And possibly.sing

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Re: FAO Bob Lorders

Post by TheFamilyCat » Fri Aug 09, 2019 12:48 pm

They’ll switch the monitor to Downton Abbey.

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Re: FAO Bob Lorders

Post by ksrclaret » Fri Aug 09, 2019 12:51 pm

Just keep an eye on Dyche and his interactions with the fourth official

If he's only mildly abusing the fourth official, the decision has probably gone for us

If he's getting his mate Woany up to join him in berating the fourth official, the decision has probably gone against us

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Re: FAO Bob Lorders

Post by box_of_frogs » Fri Aug 09, 2019 12:54 pm

theroyaldyche wrote:And possibly.sing
Whilst we’re at it, please tell the cricket fielders to sing at a proper tempo. If in doubt, watch the ‘Burnley are Back’ video about winning the 4th Div. We knew how to sing then, it’s not that hard!

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Re: FAO Bob Lorders

Post by bfcjg » Fri Aug 09, 2019 12:54 pm

Red thermos red card
Yellow thermos yellow card.
Both held up penalty.
Red held up over yellow horizontally forming a T no penalty.
Rush to the exits not at full or half time is not football related just means the laxatives have kicked in.
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Re: FAO Bob Lorders

Post by tybfc » Fri Aug 09, 2019 1:05 pm

agreenwood wrote:Good afternoon

If you’re in the Bob Lord this season, fans in the JHU would appreciate it if you could develop a unified means of communicating the VAR information on the screen we can’t see.

Semaphore fashioned from rugs is acceptable.

Thanks in advance.
Post your mobile numbers on here and I'll set up a group WhatsAp chat between the Bob Lord and JHU and I'll message you the second the decision is announced.

However. The people who run our big screen aren't the quickest in the world and the internet connection at the Turf leaves something to be desired so don't be expecting to be leaving the ground much before 6pm from a 3pm kick off.

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Re: FAO Bob Lorders

Post by Spike » Fri Aug 09, 2019 1:19 pm

listen to the PA

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Re: FAO Bob Lorders

Post by agreenwood » Fri Aug 09, 2019 1:23 pm

Is the PA going to relay VAR info?

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Re: FAO Bob Lorders

Post by FactualFrank » Fri Aug 09, 2019 1:24 pm

tybfc wrote:Post your mobile numbers on here and I'll set up a group WhatsAp chat between the Bob Lord and JHU and I'll message you the second the decision is announced.
You'll need to explain to the Bob Lorders how this works.

They can download the Bugs Bunny guide. It's a WhatsApp Doc.
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Re: FAO Bob Lorders

Post by Rowls » Fri Aug 09, 2019 1:26 pm

If the smoking ban hadn't come into force we could have exhaled smoke signals with our Woodbines.

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Re: FAO Bob Lorders

Post by theroyaldyche » Fri Aug 09, 2019 1:28 pm

box_of_frogs wrote:Whilst we’re at it, please tell the cricket fielders to sing at a proper tempo. If in doubt, watch the ‘Burnley are Back’ video about winning the 4th Div. We knew how to sing then, it’s not that hard!
Youl have to shout over. Im in the JHU

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Re: FAO Bob Lorders

Post by box_of_frogs » Fri Aug 09, 2019 1:36 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol:

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Re: FAO Bob Lorders

Post by Spijed » Fri Aug 09, 2019 1:54 pm

There's a mixed aroma of Formaldehyde and mothballs :)

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Re: FAO Bob Lorders

Post by simonclaret » Fri Aug 09, 2019 2:10 pm

tybfc wrote: The people who run our big screen aren't the quickest in the world
I think I read that the VAR guys take over the screen as required.

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Re: FAO Bob Lorders

Post by simonclaret » Fri Aug 09, 2019 2:10 pm

agreenwood wrote:Is the PA going to relay VAR info?
Yes

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