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BREAKING NEWS....

Post by IanMcL » Sat Aug 10, 2019 12:43 pm

Breaking news: After lots of to-ing and fro-ing, after an inspection of her new shoebox, provided by Holycustard and a complete redecorating of the cupboard under the stairs, the deal we have been awaiting, is over the line.

Madge has re-signed for the season!

What a lift for us and our heroes!

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Re: BREAKING NEWS....

Post by Bosscat » Sat Aug 10, 2019 12:44 pm

:D Go Madge go :D

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Post by Rowls » Sat Aug 10, 2019 12:45 pm

Best. Transfer. Window. Ever.

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Post by Paul Waine » Sat Aug 10, 2019 12:48 pm

any chance we can get a chant from one of "Madge's" hits?

Rowls, I'm sure you will be able to translate her French for us.

Maybe even play it as our goal celebration music!

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Post by 4:20 » Sat Aug 10, 2019 12:51 pm

"Bubbles and water
Legs up for hours
My goldfish is under me
To bathe for hours
Makes my mouth water
I’m foamely ecstatic"

Get it sung.

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Post by FactualFrank » Sat Aug 10, 2019 12:54 pm

Is this the match thread?

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Post by Rowls » Sat Aug 10, 2019 12:55 pm

Paul Waine wrote:any chance we can get a chant from one of "Madge's" hits?

Rowls, I'm sure you will be able to translate her French for us.

Maybe even play it as our goal celebration music!
Here's Madge in her pop video "Nous nous apelons Burn-e-ley" which was renamed in the French market as "Moi... Lolita"

Warning: The video contains gratuitous scenes of running through wheat fields that would make even Theresa May blush.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QpbHdIrtpNo" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

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Post by Hipper » Sat Aug 10, 2019 1:07 pm

Have we brought in an under 23 'Madge' that will be trained to take over when she hangs up whatever it is needs hanging up?

I'm concerned about our aging squad.

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Post by Tricky Trevor » Sat Aug 10, 2019 1:19 pm

The gorgeous Madge doing her Monday to Friday job. Moves we all know and love.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Vd6fuPQ-294" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
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Post by spadesclaret » Sat Aug 10, 2019 1:23 pm

This is just the news I've been waiting for.

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Post by FactualFrank » Sat Aug 10, 2019 1:43 pm

Ian, can you start the match thread. When I create it, we tend to lose.
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Post by IanMcL » Sat Aug 10, 2019 6:46 pm

Great start for our Madge.

Here she is being Naughty!

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Re: BREAKING NEWS....

Post by Bosscat » Sat Aug 10, 2019 7:21 pm

IanMcL wrote:Great start for our Madge.

Here she is being Naughty!

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Shake that booty girl

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