New visitor to our bird feeder.

[2 Bee Holed]

Sorry no, this room is for Abuse.

[Steve1956]

For the younger members on this forum who haven't got a clue what these old farts are rambling on about

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[Bosscat]

For the younger members on this forum who haven't got a clue what these old farts are rambling on about

https://youtu.be/vZw35VUBdzo" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

You had to do it didn't you Steve ......

Wrong sketch too you tit

Its not the parrot sketch

I don't wish to argue about it but this is the right sketch

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[Steve1956]

You had to do it didn't you Steve ......

Wrong sketch too you tit

Its not the parrot sketch

I don't wish to argue about it but this is the right sketch

https://youtu.be/ohDB5gbtaEQ" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

[Steve1956]

I thought we was on about parrots,we were on about parrots weren't we?

[Bosscat]

I thought we was on about parrots,we were on about parrots weren't we?

I've told you once

[Steve1956]

I've told you once

No you haven't!!!

[2 Bee Holed]

I thought we was on about parrots,we were on about parrots weren't we?

No we weren't.

[2 Bee Holed]

these old farts

I say, steady on, I know I said this is the abuse room, but come on.

[pushpinpussy]

I once went bird watching with Sinead O'Connor.

We saws seven owls and fifteen jays.

[2 Bee Holed]

My friend is an orthinologist.

Being dyslexic, he's very good at word-botching.

[houseboy]

Is this the full half hour or just the 5 minutes?

Anyway, no you didn't.

[Bosscat]

Got woken up this morning by the bloody rain and a thunderstorm ... went for the usual visit to the big boys room and as I looked out of the window there was a very bedraggled looking visitor on our bird feeder....

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[Rileybobs]

Decent lawn that.

[Bosscat]

3 round for dinner this evening ... The Hedgehogs just been...

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[Steve1956]

Got woken up this morning by the bloody rain and a thunderstorm ... went for the usual visit to the big boys room and as I looked out of the window there was a very bedraggled looking visitor on our bird feeder....

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Your a tight bugger with yer nuts!

[Bosscat]

Your a tight bugger with yer nuts!

The one thats empty is more what you are acquainted with Steve m8 "Fatballs" ...

It was filled this afternoon

[Steve1956]

The one thats empty is more what you are acquainted with Steve m8 "Fatballs" ...

It was filled this afternoon

And another thing them hedgehogs look fu**ing manky!

[dpinsussex]

Wheres the canaries? Cant have all emigrated south to norwich

[Bosscat]

And another thing them hedgehogs look fu**ing manky!

Its fu**ing raining ya miserable old bugger ... you would look manky if you lived outside under a pile of leaves... Oh hang on a minute

[Steve1956]

Its fu**ing raining ya miserable old bugger ... you would look manky if you lived outside under a pile of leaves... Oh hang on a minute

Pmsl

[Bosscat]

Phil the Pheasant back again looking very dapper... although not many ladies present yet

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[RingoMcCartney]

You might have all fabulous creatures in your garden Boss. But I bet you havent got a bucket full of tadpoles on the patio like we have!

Me and my young son are checking 'em daily. They're at the, wriggling body but no arms , stage. He's gonna be gutted if we dont end up with a load of little frogs jumping all over the place!

[Bosscat]

You might have all fabulous creatures in your garden Boss. But I bet you havent got a bucket full of tadpoles on the patio like we have!

Me and my young son are checking 'em daily. They're at the, wriggling body but no arms , stage. He's gonna be gutted if we dont end up with a load of little frogs jumping all over the place!

Pond with loads of Spawn in it m8 but no wrigglers yet.....

Last week we had full on Frog Porn going on must have been a right full on Frog orgy going on... we could hear them as soon as went out into the garden

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[RingoMcCartney]

Pond with loads of Spawn in it m8 but no wrigglers yet.....

Last week we had full on Frog Porn going on must have been a right full on Frog orgy going on... we could hear them as soon as went out into the garden
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Hey fair play to you! About 3 weeks ago me and the little fella went for a walk through a nearby woods. A walk my dad took me, and theres several little ponds where the frogs do their thang! As we approached, tiptoeing, in silence so as not to disturb them. You could hear them croaking their heads off as the amphibian " let's got it on" chorus rang out! Stood and watched them for a minute or two. The lad was fascinated. Nice moment. Anyway , we returned with the bucket and now wait for the sight of the little blighters making a dash (jump) for freedom. Happy days!

[Bosscat]

In't Nature wonderful

[Funkydrummer]

Hey Boss, why have you got a radio in your pond ?

[Tribesmen]

Hey Boss, why have you got a radio in your pond ?

Could be a tool kit ?

[Funkydrummer]

Could be a tool kit ?

Good thinking.

[Firthy]

You need to add some chocolate to the nuts and it could have a Picnic