Cristiano Simpson's Mr Sparkle advert

[4:20]

Careful not to pull a muscle from the cringe.

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[Rick_Muller]

holy f#ck...!!

[!aiboforceN]

Wow, that's special.

[claptrappers_union]

Jeez... when you're one of biggest paid sports stars in the world... and you still agree to **** like that.

[theroyaldyche]

Prick

[TheFamilyCat]

Poor lad must be short of a few quid

[Falcon]

Can't decide whether this is awful or genius marketing.

It's going to go viral so edging towards the latter...

[Darthlaw]

Apparently you can't have enough money.

[4:20]

Can't decide whether this is awful or genius marketing.

It's going to go viral so edging towards the latter...

Imagine if he did that dance as a goal celebration out of the blue the one time this season

[Steve1956]

Oh dear...he will think that's advert is as good as him.....strange bloke.

[JohnMac]

Money money money,
It's a rich man's world.

[Steve1956]

Imagine if he did that dance as a goal celebration out of the blue the one time this season

He will have the product tucked in his underpants and the goal celabration will be the advert in full with his team mates as stooges .

[Bosscat]

Bloody hell

[dsr]

Isn't it a CGI fake?

[bfcjg]

I'd stand in marks and sparks widow in grubby y stained why fronts with my going south beer belly in open view for one hundredth of what he got paid for that advert.
Normally though I just get arrested.

[Tricky Trevor]

Prick

You know him well.

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