Cristiano Simpson's Mr Sparkle advert
Cristiano Simpson's Mr Sparkle advert
Careful not to pull a muscle from the cringe.
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Re: Cristiano Simpson's Mr Sparkle advert
holy f#ck...!!
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Re: Cristiano Simpson's Mr Sparkle advert
Wow, that's special.
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Re: Cristiano Simpson's Mr Sparkle advert
Jeez... when you're one of biggest paid sports stars in the world... and you still agree to **** like that.
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Re: Cristiano Simpson's Mr Sparkle advert
Poor lad must be short of a few quid
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Re: Cristiano Simpson's Mr Sparkle advert
Can't decide whether this is awful or genius marketing.
It's going to go viral so edging towards the latter...
It's going to go viral so edging towards the latter...
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Re: Cristiano Simpson's Mr Sparkle advert
Apparently you can't have enough money.
Re: Cristiano Simpson's Mr Sparkle advert
Imagine if he did that dance as a goal celebration out of the blue the one time this seasonFalcon wrote:Can't decide whether this is awful or genius marketing.
It's going to go viral so edging towards the latter...
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Re: Cristiano Simpson's Mr Sparkle advert
Oh dear...he will think that's advert is as good as him.....strange bloke.
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Re: Cristiano Simpson's Mr Sparkle advert
Money money money,
It's a rich man's world.
It's a rich man's world.
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Re: Cristiano Simpson's Mr Sparkle advert
He will have the product tucked in his underpants and the goal celabration will be the advert in full with his team mates as stooges .4:20 wrote:Imagine if he did that dance as a goal celebration out of the blue the one time this season
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Re: Cristiano Simpson's Mr Sparkle advert
Bloody hell
Re: Cristiano Simpson's Mr Sparkle advert
Isn't it a CGI fake?
Re: Cristiano Simpson's Mr Sparkle advert
I'd stand in marks and sparks widow in grubby y stained why fronts with my going south beer belly in open view for one hundredth of what he got paid for that advert.
Normally though I just get arrested.
Normally though I just get arrested.
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Re: Cristiano Simpson's Mr Sparkle advert
You know him well.theroyaldyche wrote:Prick