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Weird stuff that happens

Post by pushpinpussy » Tue Aug 20, 2019 4:57 pm

Have you ever smoked a cigarette in your car and then flicked it out the window, but then a minute later you smell something, and you turn around and your grandmother is in the backseat pleasuring herself?
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Re: Weird stuff that happens

Post by Steve1956 » Tue Aug 20, 2019 4:58 pm

pushpinpussy wrote:Have you ever smoked a cigarette in your car and then flicked it out the window, but then a minute later you smell something, and you turn around and your grandmother is in the backseat pleasuring herself?
:lol:

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Post by Lord Beamish » Tue Aug 20, 2019 4:59 pm

pushpinpussy wrote:Have you ever smoked a cigarette in your car and then flicked it out the window, but then a minute later you smell something, and you turn around and your grandmother is in the backseat pleasuring herself?
It’d be weird if either of my grandmothers were in the car with me; they’re both dead.

Though I guess there’d be a funny smell in the car.

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Re: Weird stuff that happens

Post by Steve1956 » Tue Aug 20, 2019 5:00 pm

Have you ever been playing with your keys in your pockect and all off a sudden the key comes off the ring,then you walk in the house and catch your mother pleasuring herself.?

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Post by Bosscat » Tue Aug 20, 2019 5:13 pm

pushpinpussy wrote:Have you ever smoked a cigarette in your car and then flicked it out the window, but then a minute later you smell something, and you turn around and your grandmother is in the backseat pleasuring herself?
Have you ever thought you were living in an alternate universe...

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Re: Weird stuff that happens

Post by Steve1956 » Tue Aug 20, 2019 5:22 pm

Have you ever been in the house and thought you were alone and your mother walks in your bedroom and catches you pleasuring yourself?

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Re: Weird stuff that happens

Post by claretblue » Tue Aug 20, 2019 5:46 pm

need to eat more cornflakes! ;)

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Post by Tricky Trevor » Tue Aug 20, 2019 6:24 pm

Have you ever walked in on your Granny pouring gravy over her lower stomach; with a dog, panting, stood between her knees and she doesn’t own a dog?

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Re: Weird stuff that happens

Post by Goobs » Tue Aug 20, 2019 7:24 pm

WTF have I just read???

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Post by duncandisorderly » Tue Aug 20, 2019 7:30 pm

pushpinpussy wrote:Have you ever smoked a cigarette in your car and then flicked it out the window, but then a minute later you smell something, and you turn around and your grandmother is in the backseat pleasuring herself?
What's my grandmother doing in your car?

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Post by Marney&Mee » Tue Aug 20, 2019 7:54 pm

duncandisorderly wrote:What's my grandmother doing in your car?
Pleasuring herself by all accounts Duncan...

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Re: Weird stuff that happens

Post by gawthorpe_view » Tue Aug 20, 2019 7:57 pm

Useless thread, no pictures.

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Re: Weird stuff that happens

Post by Steve1956 » Tue Aug 20, 2019 8:14 pm

gawthorpe_view wrote:Useless thread, no pictures.
No! No! No! .....please no pictures. :)
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Re: Weird stuff that happens

Post by Bosscat » Tue Aug 20, 2019 10:35 pm

Steve1956 wrote:No! No! No! .....please no pictures. :)
:lol: :lol: :lol:

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