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Weird stuff that happens

Posted: Tue Aug 20, 2019 4:57 pm
by pushpinpussy
Have you ever smoked a cigarette in your car and then flicked it out the window, but then a minute later you smell something, and you turn around and your grandmother is in the backseat pleasuring herself?

Re: Weird stuff that happens

Posted: Tue Aug 20, 2019 4:58 pm
by Steve1956
pushpinpussy wrote:Have you ever smoked a cigarette in your car and then flicked it out the window, but then a minute later you smell something, and you turn around and your grandmother is in the backseat pleasuring herself?
:lol:

Re: Weird stuff that happens

Posted: Tue Aug 20, 2019 4:59 pm
by Lord Beamish
pushpinpussy wrote:Have you ever smoked a cigarette in your car and then flicked it out the window, but then a minute later you smell something, and you turn around and your grandmother is in the backseat pleasuring herself?
It’d be weird if either of my grandmothers were in the car with me; they’re both dead.

Though I guess there’d be a funny smell in the car.

Re: Weird stuff that happens

Posted: Tue Aug 20, 2019 5:00 pm
by Steve1956
Have you ever been playing with your keys in your pockect and all off a sudden the key comes off the ring,then you walk in the house and catch your mother pleasuring herself.?

Re: Weird stuff that happens

Posted: Tue Aug 20, 2019 5:13 pm
by Bosscat
pushpinpussy wrote:Have you ever smoked a cigarette in your car and then flicked it out the window, but then a minute later you smell something, and you turn around and your grandmother is in the backseat pleasuring herself?
Have you ever thought you were living in an alternate universe...

Re: Weird stuff that happens

Posted: Tue Aug 20, 2019 5:22 pm
by Steve1956
Have you ever been in the house and thought you were alone and your mother walks in your bedroom and catches you pleasuring yourself?

Re: Weird stuff that happens

Posted: Tue Aug 20, 2019 5:46 pm
by claretblue
need to eat more cornflakes! ;)

Re: Weird stuff that happens

Posted: Tue Aug 20, 2019 6:24 pm
by Tricky Trevor
Have you ever walked in on your Granny pouring gravy over her lower stomach; with a dog, panting, stood between her knees and she doesn’t own a dog?

Re: Weird stuff that happens

Posted: Tue Aug 20, 2019 7:24 pm
by Goobs
WTF have I just read???

Re: Weird stuff that happens

Posted: Tue Aug 20, 2019 7:30 pm
by duncandisorderly
pushpinpussy wrote:Have you ever smoked a cigarette in your car and then flicked it out the window, but then a minute later you smell something, and you turn around and your grandmother is in the backseat pleasuring herself?
What's my grandmother doing in your car?

Re: Weird stuff that happens

Posted: Tue Aug 20, 2019 7:54 pm
by Marney&Mee
duncandisorderly wrote:What's my grandmother doing in your car?
Pleasuring herself by all accounts Duncan...

Re: Weird stuff that happens

Posted: Tue Aug 20, 2019 7:57 pm
by gawthorpe_view
Useless thread, no pictures.

Re: Weird stuff that happens

Posted: Tue Aug 20, 2019 8:14 pm
by Steve1956
gawthorpe_view wrote:Useless thread, no pictures.
No! No! No! .....please no pictures. :)

Re: Weird stuff that happens

Posted: Tue Aug 20, 2019 10:35 pm
by Bosscat
Steve1956 wrote:No! No! No! .....please no pictures. :)
:lol: :lol: :lol: