Not so Mighty on the night Clarets versus Slumberland

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Re: Mighty Clarets versus Slumberland

Post by SussexDon1inIreland » Wed Aug 28, 2019 8:52 pm

OMG

What?

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Re: Mighty Clarets versus Slumberland

Post by FactualFrank » Wed Aug 28, 2019 8:52 pm

Out again to a lower league team.

Can that many in a row be pure coincidence? Something wrong somewhere.

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Re: Mighty Clarets versus Slumberland

Post by jedi_master » Wed Aug 28, 2019 8:52 pm

We say it's a disgrace every season, and it is, every season.

No excuse with that team, it's absolute shite.

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Re: Mighty Clarets versus Slumberland

Post by Vegas Claret » Wed Aug 28, 2019 8:52 pm

fair to say our second string isn't doing itself any favours !

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Re: Mighty Clarets versus Slumberland

Post by Burnleyareback2 » Wed Aug 28, 2019 8:53 pm

Luckily we have the Messiah Vydra out there.

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Re: Mighty Clarets versus Slumberland

Post by MACCA » Wed Aug 28, 2019 8:53 pm

There's a reason none of us went on....

2nd string Sunderland side this

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Re: Mighty Clarets versus Slumberland

Post by Rick_Muller » Wed Aug 28, 2019 8:53 pm

I look away for 5 minutes FFS lads...

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Re: Mighty Clarets versus Slumberland

Post by Vegas Claret » Wed Aug 28, 2019 8:53 pm

1-2 goal, crap from Hart
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Re: Mighty Clarets versus Slumberland

Post by SGr » Wed Aug 28, 2019 8:53 pm

35 minutes of semi decent football against a league one team and Chris Boden called it terrific? The bar is the floor.

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Re: Mighty Clarets versus Slumberland

Post by burnleymik » Wed Aug 28, 2019 8:53 pm

mdd2 wrote:Typical Burnley cup performance under SD-he is pants in these knock outs. Good job we never had to get promoted under him via the play offs. :lol: :lol: :oops: :oops: :oops:
To be fair to Dyche this team should be stomping Sunderland into the ground. Not sure how you can lay this one at Dyche's door.

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Re: Mighty Clarets versus Slumberland

Post by NickBFC » Wed Aug 28, 2019 8:53 pm

jedi_master wrote:We say it's a disgrace every season, and it is, every season.

No excuse with that team, it's absolute shite.
Agree. Absolutely embarrassing. Pathetic even. 40 minutes to wake up and convince everyone they are good enough to start for a Premier League side.

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Re: Mighty Clarets versus Slumberland

Post by LoveCurryPies » Wed Aug 28, 2019 8:54 pm

Taxi for mr Hart. :lol:

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Re: Mighty Clarets versus Slumberland

Post by tiger76 » Wed Aug 28, 2019 8:54 pm

Dearie me what is it about the cups FGS,Hart's not impressing either,we'd better pray Popey stays fit.
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Re: Mighty Clarets versus Slumberland

Post by Chester Perry » Wed Aug 28, 2019 8:54 pm

SGr wrote:35 minutes of semi decent football against a league one team and Chris Boden called it terrific? The bar is the floor.
of the cellar

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Re: Mighty Clarets versus Slumberland

Post by Murger » Wed Aug 28, 2019 8:54 pm

Saved myself a few quid tonight.

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Re: Mighty Clarets versus Slumberland

Post by Vegas Claret » Wed Aug 28, 2019 8:54 pm

1-3 goal, garbage
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Re: Mighty Clarets versus Slumberland

Post by IanMcL » Wed Aug 28, 2019 8:55 pm

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Re: Mighty Clarets versus Slumberland

Post by Tall Paul » Wed Aug 28, 2019 8:55 pm

Good keeper Hart.

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Re: Mighty Clarets versus Slumberland

Post by BOYSIE31 » Wed Aug 28, 2019 8:55 pm

Dyches signings

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Re: Mighty Clarets versus Slumberland

Post by NickBFC » Wed Aug 28, 2019 8:55 pm

Vegas Claret wrote:1-3 goal, garbage
https://streamja.com/rBOV
School boy defending. And the second...dodgy from Hart IMO.
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Re: Mighty Clarets versus Slumberland

Post by FactualFrank » Wed Aug 28, 2019 8:55 pm

How many goals have we conceded with Joe Hart in goal.

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Re: Mighty Clarets versus Slumberland

Post by jedi_master » Wed Aug 28, 2019 8:55 pm

Hart absolute garbage on the second goal, great impression of Lee Grant with the parry there.

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Re: Mighty Clarets versus Slumberland

Post by Colburn_Claret » Wed Aug 28, 2019 8:56 pm

Same old same old.
Take the lead, total control, lose focus, bang.
No closing down, taking things for granted.
Defensively shocking.
The only reason I'm not fuming, is because it's happened so often I've come to expect it.

I hope he doesn't make any changes the muppets that caused it should be made to sort it out for themselves
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Re: Mighty Clarets versus Slumberland

Post by THEWELLERNUT70 » Wed Aug 28, 2019 8:56 pm

Harts been appalling on both goals after the break

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Re: Mighty Clarets versus Slumberland

Post by Vegas Claret » Wed Aug 28, 2019 8:57 pm

3-1 down to a second string team from two leagues below us, not sure if I should laugh or be angry
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Re: Mighty Clarets versus Slumberland

Post by jedi_master » Wed Aug 28, 2019 8:57 pm

FactualFrank wrote:How many goals have we conceded with Joe Hart in goal.
It's not Joe Hart that's the issue, it's just coincidence that our results are really bad when he's in goal, and not when he isn't. Total coincidence.

Etc.
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Re: Mighty Clarets versus Slumberland

Post by Steve1956 » Wed Aug 28, 2019 8:57 pm

Serious question....has anyone ever seen Hart save a low hit shot to his left?

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Re: Mighty Clarets versus Slumberland

Post by Inchy » Wed Aug 28, 2019 8:57 pm

jedi_master wrote:Hart absolute garbage on the second goal, great impression of Lee Grant with the parry there.

Great impression of Joe Hart with the parry
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Re: Mighty Clarets versus Slumberland

Post by SGr » Wed Aug 28, 2019 8:57 pm

This is what happens when you commit to playing hoofball against sh*t like Sunderland. You play right into their hands, they come here to make it a battle and you do all the work for them.

Keep it on the deck and stop f*cking launching it.
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Re: Mighty Clarets versus Slumberland

Post by tiger76 » Wed Aug 28, 2019 8:57 pm

FactualFrank wrote:How many goals have we conceded with Joe Hart in goal.
Too bloody many,i don't know but pre-Xmas last season i think it averaged 3 a game,so tonight's par for the course.

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Re: Mighty Clarets versus Slumberland

Post by Blyclaret » Wed Aug 28, 2019 8:57 pm

Now you know why Hart wasent sold in the summer

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Re: Mighty Clarets versus Slumberland

Post by jrgbfc » Wed Aug 28, 2019 8:57 pm

Another pathetic cup surrender. Are we still patting Dyche on the back for making 11 changes?

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Re: Mighty Clarets versus Slumberland

Post by CrosspoolClarets » Wed Aug 28, 2019 8:58 pm

The trouble is, when the manager gives the air of someone who doesn’t care about the League, FA or Europa cups, it permeates through the squad. Good players, who want to win, but they simply cannot raise themselves enough.

Compare and contrast to Wolves going full tilt at the Europa and still having enough in the tank to equalise against us.

It is pathetic and spineless, just as it is every single year.

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Re: Mighty Clarets versus Slumberland

Post by Lord Beamish » Wed Aug 28, 2019 8:58 pm

Dyche’s attitude to the Cups is a disgrace.
I’m in the car in the way home, already.
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Re: Mighty Clarets versus Slumberland

Post by Goobs » Wed Aug 28, 2019 8:58 pm

Nice corner routine, terrible defending and again appalling goalkeeping.

I honestly believe I would have done better with both the 2nd and 3rd goals than Hart did. If Pope gets injured we will get relegated with him in the side!

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Re: Mighty Clarets versus Slumberland

Post by Barry_Chuckle » Wed Aug 28, 2019 8:58 pm

The third goal is down to the opposition doing their homework on us. We always fill the area with bodies and never put anyone 18 yards out, this leaves loads of space to take a shot.
Fair play to Sunderland!

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Re: Mighty Clarets versus Slumberland

Post by mdd2 » Wed Aug 28, 2019 8:58 pm

We should have kept Heaton and given Villa £8million to take Hart
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Re: Mighty Clarets versus Slumberland

Post by SGr » Wed Aug 28, 2019 8:58 pm

jrgbfc wrote:Another pathetic cup surrender. Are we still patting Dyche on the back for making 11 changes?
So what if he made changes? They made 8 changes. It’s the style that goes amiss. First half was arguably unlucky, since the break however it’s been non stop hoofball.

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Re: Mighty Clarets versus Slumberland

Post by Dy1geo » Wed Aug 28, 2019 8:59 pm

The problem is with going out of the cups early is keeping the squad happy. Players not making the bench will have to make do with the U23’s

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Re: Mighty Clarets versus Slumberland

Post by Clevedon Claret » Wed Aug 28, 2019 9:00 pm

Omg.
Had to pop out quick, 1.0 lead.
Return to this score.
I was genuinely excited seeing our team line up tonight.

Come on Burnley, get in to em.

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Re: Mighty Clarets versus Slumberland

Post by SkiptonClaret » Wed Aug 28, 2019 9:00 pm

Calm down lads we put all the kids in, remember ?
Hart, Bards, Longy, DD, Lenno...

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Re: Mighty Clarets versus Slumberland

Post by Steve1956 » Wed Aug 28, 2019 9:01 pm

How's Drinkwater settled in? :roll:

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Re: Mighty Clarets versus Slumberland

Post by Blackrod » Wed Aug 28, 2019 9:01 pm

Absolutely pathetic as is the manager’s record in cups. **** poor.

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Re: Mighty Clarets versus Slumberland

Post by LoveCurryPies » Wed Aug 28, 2019 9:01 pm

mdd2 wrote:We should have kept Heaton and given Villa £8million to take Hart
Tom wanted to move on. But Hart is no replacement.

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Re: Mighty Clarets versus Slumberland

Post by jedi_master » Wed Aug 28, 2019 9:01 pm

It's odd how these players seemingly aren't bothered.

This will be Ben Gibson, Kevin Long, Joe Hart, Matej Vydra's only football this season until we go out in the 3rd Round of the FA Cup. You'd have thought they would be wanting to give themselves some first team football, but nope.

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Re: Mighty Clarets versus Slumberland

Post by mdd2 » Wed Aug 28, 2019 9:01 pm

Crikey if Slumberland made 8 changes what the hell would their first 11 do to this lot which someone posted is our strongest squad since SD arrived!!!!!!!
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Re: Mighty Clarets versus Slumberland

Post by FactualFrank » Wed Aug 28, 2019 9:01 pm

Sub Hart, to keep the score down.

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Re: Mighty Clarets versus Slumberland

Post by FCBurnley » Wed Aug 28, 2019 9:02 pm

It is Sunderland Reserves in case you forgot. They had 8 changes

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Re: Mighty Clarets versus Slumberland

Post by burnleymik » Wed Aug 28, 2019 9:02 pm

Sunderland keeper making 2 good saves there from our headers.

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Re: Mighty Clarets versus Slumberland

Post by Colburn_Claret » Wed Aug 28, 2019 9:03 pm

jrgbfc wrote:Another pathetic cup surrender. Are we still patting Dyche on the back for making 11 changes?
We should be making 11 changes with Liverpool on Saturday , it's not his fault they are playing like headless chickens.
As said above, keep the ball on the deck and pass it.
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