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Two big lumps up front!!

Posted: Sat Aug 31, 2019 7:52 pm
by mkmel
Jamie Carragher just now describing Chris Wood and Ashley Barnes

Classless tosser

Re: Two big lumps up front!!

Posted: Sat Aug 31, 2019 7:53 pm
by BOYSIE31
That's how they looked tonight unfortunately

Re: Two big lumps up front!!

Posted: Sat Aug 31, 2019 7:53 pm
by FactualFrank
Well done understanding what he was saying. I can never tell.

Re: Two big lumps up front!!

Posted: Sat Aug 31, 2019 7:53 pm
by cricketfieldclarets
He was hardly beckenbauer himself.

Re: Two big lumps up front!!

Posted: Sat Aug 31, 2019 7:55 pm
by fanzone
Chris Wood were absolutely appalling tonight, the decision to bring Barnes off was baffling

Re: Two big lumps up front!!

Posted: Sat Aug 31, 2019 7:55 pm
by ceborame
Will he gob out of the window of his car at some kid on his way home ?

Re: Two big lumps up front!!

Posted: Sat Aug 31, 2019 7:58 pm
by MACCA
Hes absolutely spot on, but our tactics showed them as that.
We didnt win a single header, the persisted to do it for the entire 93 minutes.

Re: Two big lumps up front!!

Posted: Sat Aug 31, 2019 8:00 pm
by cricketfieldclarets
fanzone wrote:Chris Wood were absolutely appalling tonight, the decision to bring Barnes off was baffling
My thinking was that Dyche knew the game was lost and was A) saving Barnes and B) giving Wood a confidence boost by keeping him on.

Re: Two big lumps up front!!

Posted: Sat Aug 31, 2019 8:03 pm
by fanzone
cricketfieldclarets wrote:My thinking was that Dyche knew the game was lost and was A) saving Barnes and B) giving Wood a confidence boost by keeping him on.
Saving Barnes for the game in two weeks?

Re: Two big lumps up front!!

Posted: Sat Aug 31, 2019 8:04 pm
by FactualFrank
fanzone wrote:Saving Barnes for the game in two weeks?
Always a chance of picking up an injury later on in a game.

Re: Two big lumps up front!!

Posted: Sat Aug 31, 2019 8:07 pm
by Nonayforever
cricketfieldclarets wrote:My thinking was that Dyche knew the game was lost and was A) saving Barnes and B) giving Wood a confidence boost by keeping him on.
C) ****#ng Vydra off even more.

Re: Two big lumps up front!!

Posted: Sat Aug 31, 2019 8:08 pm
by fanzone
How many straws are you clutching.

Re: Two big lumps up front!!

Posted: Sat Aug 31, 2019 8:08 pm
by cricketfieldclarets
fanzone wrote:Saving Barnes for the game in two weeks?
Or from a possible booking or red card or injury.

Re: Two big lumps up front!!

Posted: Sat Aug 31, 2019 8:18 pm
by mkmel
It is still disrespectful and not something that a football pundit should be saying

Re: Two big lumps up front!!

Posted: Sat Aug 31, 2019 8:22 pm
by DAVETHEVICAR
Wood played as well as most and better than some

Re: Two big lumps up front!!

Posted: Sat Aug 31, 2019 8:32 pm
by scouseclaret
The most baffling decision was not to change it much earlier. We were pretty poor second half - Jayrod should’ve been on before the hour.

Re: Two big lumps up front!!

Posted: Sat Aug 31, 2019 8:38 pm
by beddie
scouseclaret wrote:The most baffling decision was not to change it much earlier. We were pretty poor second half - Jayrod should’ve been on before the hour.
I think you could have brought Jayrod on as a 12th player and we still wouldn't have got past Virgil and his defence.

Re: Two big lumps up front!!

Posted: Sat Aug 31, 2019 8:42 pm
by mkmel
I would not have minded if he said that today Barnes and Wood were ineffective

But to call them two big lumps up front showed a total lack of respect by a football pundit

Re: Two big lumps up front!!

Posted: Sat Aug 31, 2019 8:46 pm
by nil_desperandum
For those who didn't hear the Carragher interview - (I can't stand him by the way) - maybe his choice of words was perhaps a little unfortunate, but he was essentially correct, and he described us on two occasions as outstanding, so let's not show ourselves to be "classless" losers.
He was very complimentary about us.

Re: Two big lumps up front!!

Posted: Sat Aug 31, 2019 8:47 pm
by rufus lumley
I’m spitting feathers at his remarks what is he spitting and at who tonight?

Re: Two big lumps up front!!

Posted: Sat Aug 31, 2019 8:50 pm
by mkmel
Yes afterwards he was very complimentary of Burnley and Sean Dyche

But those are the exact words that he used to describe Ashley Barnes and Chris Wood which any way you look at it is disrespectful to our two strikers

Re: Two big lumps up front!!

Posted: Sat Aug 31, 2019 9:17 pm
by BennyD
MACCA wrote:Hes absolutely spot on, but our tactics showed them as that.
We didnt win a single header, the persisted to do it for the entire 93 minutes.
No he didnt; Rodriguez came on for Barnes. Personally I would have binned Woods instead.

Re: Two big lumps up front!!

Posted: Sat Aug 31, 2019 9:24 pm
by MACCA
BennyD wrote:No he didnt; Rodriguez came on for Barnes. Personally I would have binned Woods instead.

Yes we did. I'm on about tactics not personel

Re: Two big lumps up front!!

Posted: Sat Aug 31, 2019 9:29 pm
by BennyD
If you are so accomplished on the subject, I assume you manage a Prem team. Which one?

Re: Two big lumps up front!!

Posted: Sat Aug 31, 2019 9:33 pm
by AngleseyClaret
They should both have been subbed in my opinion, we had nothing to lose by throwing on both JayRod and Vydra with 30 minutes left

Re: Two big lumps up front!!

Posted: Sat Aug 31, 2019 9:40 pm
by CBT
fanzone wrote:Chris Wood were absolutely appalling tonight, the decision to bring Barnes off was baffling
Barnes always gets found out against bigger CLASS defensive players
Love Barnes as much as everyone does but be interesting to know how many he's scored against van diyk,fellani and more recently the frizzy haired freak from arsenal(guendiza?)
1 last week I know at least

Re: Two big lumps up front!!

Posted: Sat Aug 31, 2019 9:49 pm
by Aclaret
The strikers thrive on good service.... where was it ?

Re: Two big lumps up front!!

Posted: Sat Aug 31, 2019 9:58 pm
by BennyD
CBT wrote:Barnes always gets found out against bigger CLASS defensive players
Love Barnes as much as everyone does but be interesting to know how many he's scored against van diyk,fellani and more recently the frizzy haired freak from arsenal(guendiza?)
1 last week I know at least
IIRC, Barnes has scored against all of the big 6. How many can say that?

Re: Two big lumps up front!!

Posted: Sat Aug 31, 2019 10:02 pm
by Spijed
Hasn't Barnes got 13 goals against the so called "Big six"?

Re: Two big lumps up front!!

Posted: Sat Aug 31, 2019 10:47 pm
by Redbeard
What with not being able to understand most of what he says, I'm not sure Carragher wasn't talking about that Penelope Cruz film on the telly last night.

Re: Two big lumps up front!!

Posted: Sat Aug 31, 2019 10:49 pm
by dougcollins
Unlike some, Barnes never looks over-awed regardless.

It was like we had some football tourists out for us today.

Re: Two big lumps up front!!

Posted: Sat Aug 31, 2019 11:11 pm
by Iloveyoubrady
Can we just appreciate that Chris Wood successfully dribbled past Van Dijk, which didn’t happen in the whole of last season. He actually had a few good touches and just couldn’t find the finishes on his left foot.

Re: Two big lumps up front!!

Posted: Sun Sep 01, 2019 8:28 am
by Shore claret
dougcollins wrote:Unlike some, Barnes never looks over-awed regardless.

It was like we had some football tourists out for us today.
Spot on, showed them far too much respect and looked over-awed and nervous all game.

Re: Two big lumps up front!!

Posted: Sun Sep 01, 2019 8:30 am
by Shore claret
DAVETHEVICAR wrote:Wood played as well as most and better than some
No he didn't, he was by far our worst player.

Re: Two big lumps up front!!

Posted: Sun Sep 01, 2019 8:36 am
by diamondpocket
They weren't two big lumps a few weeks ago when we beat Saints, gave it a good go at Arsenal and should have won last week at Wolves.
They've been shown up against arguably the best defence in the world and an individual mountain just awarded the best player in the world.
Stop being so fickle people!!

Re: Two big lumps up front!!

Posted: Sun Sep 01, 2019 8:38 am
by Woodleyclaret
The spitting Scouser was praising them the other week
Its a shame hes allowed anywhere near our screen .To quote a scouse expression.
Hes got more faces than Big Ben

Re: Two big lumps up front!!

Posted: Sun Sep 01, 2019 8:45 am
by MRG
Woodleyclaret wrote:The spitting Scouser was praising them the other week
Its a shame hes allowed anywhere near our screen .To quote a scouse expression.
Hes got more faces than Big Ben
For the record, the scouse expression that you refer to is, ‘he’s got more faces than Big Ben’

Re: Two big lumps up front!!

Posted: Sun Sep 01, 2019 10:40 am
by evensteadiereddie
DAVETHEVICAR wrote:Wood played as well as most and better than some

Agreed.
Barnes spent the game throwing himself about by bouncing off their big lads and whining to the referee. I normally rate Barnes but he was out of his depth, unusually for him, today.

Re: Two big lumps up front!!

Posted: Sun Sep 01, 2019 10:48 am
by jrgbfc
If Barnes is up against a top class centre half who won't be bullied then he doesn't really offer much.

Re: Two big lumps up front!!

Posted: Sun Sep 01, 2019 10:51 am
by RingoMcCartney
Anybody would think we were up against the champions of europe yesterday and not laking a pub team!

Re: Two big lumps up front!!

Posted: Sun Sep 01, 2019 10:56 am
by TVC15
CBT wrote:Barnes always gets found out against bigger CLASS defensive players
Love Barnes as much as everyone does but be interesting to know how many he's scored against van diyk,fellani and more recently the frizzy haired freak from arsenal(guendiza?)
1 last week I know at least
Now someone has pointed out that he has scored against all the big teams have you changed your view about him always getting “found out against class defensive players” ?

The truth of it is that on a number of occasions defenders who cost 100 times plus more than Barnes do often get the better of Barnes and many other centre forwards they play against. And the other truth is that sometimes against all the odds Barnes gets the better of them.

There will be fans of every team outside the top 6 or 7 saying the same thing every week.
Did you see £20m Danny Ings yesterday ? He was embarrassingly poor - there was one point that he tried to push the ball past Lindelof and beat him for pace that if you didn’t know who he was you’d think he was a Sunday league player !

Re: Two big lumps up front!!

Posted: Sun Sep 01, 2019 11:02 am
by TVC15
jrgbfc wrote:If Barnes is up against a top class centre half who won't be bullied then he doesn't really offer much.
What does that even mean ?
Barnes has been brilliant all season and had lots of players and pundits saying he should have been in the England squad.
He has one poor game against the best defender in the world and a player favourite to be picked as the best player in the world and you get sh-ite like this posted.

Exactly which centre halfs “won’t be bullied” ?

Re: Two big lumps up front!!

Posted: Sun Sep 01, 2019 11:23 am
by jrgbfc
TVC15 wrote:What does that even mean ?
Barnes has been brilliant all season and had lots of players and pundits saying he should have been in the England squad.
He has one poor game against the best defender in the world and a player favourite to be picked as the best player in the world and you get sh-ite like this posted.

Exactly which centre halfs “won’t be bullied” ?
It means what it says. A massive part of Barnes game is being physical, trying to bully defenders. If he can't do it he's far less effective. It's not difficult to understand. And outside of Burnley I don't think there's too many people pushing for him to be in the England squad.

Re: Two big lumps up front!!

Posted: Sun Sep 01, 2019 11:59 am
by TVC15
jrgbfc wrote:It means what it says. A massive part of Barnes game is being physical, trying to bully defenders. If he can't do it he's far less effective. It's not difficult to understand. And outside of Burnley I don't think there's too many people pushing for him to be in the England squad.
It’s meaningless because all defenders are bullied at some point - it’s just some more than others. Few teams do not have a big strapping centre back who on the face of it looks like he “won’t be bullied”....look at the freak who plays for Southampton - he didn’t get bullied by Rashford yesterday and had a great game yet he was awful against Barnes.

Wolves have got Boly - he’s a beast of a centre back who very rarely gets bullied by centre forwards - how did Barnes do against him last week ?

It’s nothing to do with what you are saying. It’s simply that players like Van Dyke will for the vast majority of games dominate all forwards they play against because they are so good. Lesser players like Luiz will sometimes look world beaters but often won’t - including a few times against Barnes.

Re: Two big lumps up front!!

Posted: Sun Sep 01, 2019 4:03 pm
by claretblue
now this a big lump!

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Re: Two big lumps up front!!

Posted: Sun Sep 01, 2019 4:11 pm
by Bosscat
Perhaps he was referring to Kenny Dogleash's Daughter Kelly Cates :roll:

Re: Two big lumps up front!!

Posted: Sun Sep 01, 2019 4:14 pm
by claretblue
Bosscat wrote:Perhaps he was referring to Kenny Dogleash's Daughter Kelly Cates :roll:
leave her alone - she's got where she is on merit...nowt to do with her famous dad! :roll:

Re: Two big lumps up front!!

Posted: Sun Sep 01, 2019 6:36 pm
by CBT
TVC15 wrote:Now someone has pointed out that he has scored against all the big teams have you changed your view about him always getting “found out against class defensive players” ?

The truth of it is that on a number of occasions defenders who cost 100 times plus more than Barnes do often get the better of Barnes and many other centre forwards they play against. And the other truth is that sometimes against all the odds Barnes gets the better of them.

There will be fans of every team outside the top 6 or 7 saying the same thing every week.
Did you see £20m Danny Ings yesterday ? He was embarrassingly poor - there was one point that he tried to push the ball past Lindelof and beat him for pace that if you didn’t know who he was you’d think he was a Sunday league player !
Not changed my view on him massively underrated
Edited my post before anyone else commented when I remembered his goal from last week(wasn't aware of his record against top six which I think I stated)
Was answering a post as to way he was subbed instead of wood and I think it was because of my point of him being neutralised by van dijk
But accept I worded my post a little wrong
Think jrbfc sums it up better than I did