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Had enough of football for one lifetime, lads

Posted: Tue Sep 03, 2019 5:10 am
by Millertime v1.7
Well it turns out me and Steve1956, Imploding Turtle, tim_noone and Aclaret had one thing in common... WE'VE all had ENOUGH of the beautiful game. Lads listen, hear me out... just cant be bothered investing any more energy in a sport that takes so much out and gives so little. Playing ping pong with Mario was like a eureka moment, the smile on his face knowing that he had a loving father, win or lose. Soccer? Time to jack it in. Mario comes first, fellas. I'm sure the four aforementioned gents would agree. Really good feeling about the future, lads. Still being desirable to my partner at 35 years old means more to me now than watching 22 homosapiens running around a field chasing a ball. Welcome to a bold new era of male evolution, fellas. Take my hand and I'll lead you to your to the land of abunbace. Its your destiny, boys :mrgreen:

Re: Had enough of football for one lifetime, lads

Posted: Tue Sep 03, 2019 6:53 am
by DomBFC1882
You support aberdeen you've never had beautiful football ;)

Re: Had enough of football for one lifetime, lads

Posted: Tue Sep 03, 2019 6:58 am
by Joe14
Cuckoo

Re: Had enough of football for one lifetime, lads

Posted: Tue Sep 03, 2019 8:55 am
by Blackrod
How’s the head this morning ? If you are awake yet....

Re: Had enough of football for one lifetime, lads

Posted: Tue Sep 03, 2019 9:53 am
by Bosscat
Millertime v1.7 wrote:Well it turns out me and Steve1956, Imploding Turtle, tim_noone and Aclaret had one thing in common... WE'VE all had ENOUGH of the beautiful game. Lads listen, hear me out... just cant be bothered investing any more energy in a sport that takes so much out and gives so little. Playing ping pong with Mario was like a eureka moment, the smile on his face knowing that he had a loving father, win or lose. Soccer? Time to jack it in. Mario comes first, fellas. I'm sure the four aforementioned gents would agree. Really good feeling about the future, lads. Still being desirable to my partner at 35 years old means more to me now than watching 22 homosapiens running around a field chasing a ball. Welcome to a bold new era of male evolution, fellas. Take my hand and I'll lead you to your to the land of abunbace. Its your destiny, boys :mrgreen:
Where the hell is "The land of Abunbace" :lol: :lol: :lol:

I have travelled quite extensively and thats one place thats never ever appeared on any itinerary :D

Stick to pingpong millertime (I would suggest less Millerlite too)

Re: Had enough of football for one lifetime, lads

Posted: Tue Sep 03, 2019 10:47 am
by theroyaldyche
Millertime v1.7 wrote:Well it turns out me and Steve1956, Imploding Turtle, tim_noone and Aclaret had one thing in common... WE'VE all had ENOUGH of the beautiful game. Lads listen, hear me out... just cant be bothered investing any more energy in a sport that takes so much out and gives so little. Playing ping pong with Mario was like a eureka moment, the smile on his face knowing that he had a loving father, win or lose. Soccer? Time to jack it in. Mario comes first, fellas. I'm sure the four aforementioned gents would agree. Really good feeling about the future, lads. Still being desirable to my partner at 35 years old means more to me now than watching 22 homosapiens running around a field chasing a ball. Welcome to a bold new era of male evolution, fellas. Take my hand and I'll lead you to your to the land of abunbace. Its your destiny, boys :mrgreen:
Scotch ****

Re: Had enough of football for one lifetime, lads

Posted: Tue Sep 03, 2019 11:26 am
by Steve1956
theroyaldyche wrote:Scotch ****
Scotch is a drink,what are you suggesting he's had to much? :D

Re: Had enough of football for one lifetime, lads

Posted: Tue Sep 03, 2019 11:41 am
by Lord Beamish
Bosscat wrote:Where the hell is "The land of Abunbace" :lol: :lol: :lol:

I have travelled quite extensively and thats one place thats never ever appeared on any itinerary :D
I think it’s one of the lesser known places visited by Lemuel Gulliver. Everyone there is whacked out on shyte American ‘beer’.

Re: Had enough of football for one lifetime, lads

Posted: Tue Sep 03, 2019 11:58 am
by Bosscat
Steve1956 wrote:Scotch is a drink,what are you suggesting he's had to much? :D
What you doing on a Football thread according to Mullercorner you hate football :lol: :lol: :lol:

Re: Had enough of football for one lifetime, lads

Posted: Tue Sep 03, 2019 12:11 pm
by theroyaldyche
Steve1956 wrote:Scotch is a drink,what are you suggesting he's had to much? :D
Way too much

Re: Had enough of football for one lifetime, lads

Posted: Tue Sep 03, 2019 1:25 pm
by Spike
Millertime v1.7 wrote:Well it turns out me and Steve1956, Imploding Turtle, tim_noone and Aclaret had one thing in common... WE'VE all had ENOUGH of the beautiful game. Lads listen, hear me out... just cant be bothered investing any more energy in a sport that takes so much out and gives so little. Playing ping pong with Mario was like a eureka moment, the smile on his face knowing that he had a loving father, win or lose. Soccer? Time to jack it in. Mario comes first, fellas. I'm sure the four aforementioned gents would agree. Really good feeling about the future, lads. Still being desirable to my partner at 35 years old means more to me now than watching 22 homosapiens running around a field chasing a ball. Welcome to a bold new era of male evolution, fellas. Take my hand and I'll lead you to your to the land of abunbace. Its your destiny, boys :mrgreen:
Do you go on the internet when your carer is asleep?

Re: Had enough of football for one lifetime, lads

Posted: Tue Sep 03, 2019 1:27 pm
by Bosscat
Spike wrote:Do you go on the internet when your carer is asleep?
I think the lunatic has taken over the assylum m8

Re: Had enough of football for one lifetime, lads

Posted: Tue Sep 03, 2019 3:27 pm
by Local cricketer
Rab C Nesbitt

Re: Had enough of football for one lifetime, lads

Posted: Tue Sep 03, 2019 7:11 pm
by Steve1956
Bosscat wrote:What you doing on a Football thread according to Mullercorner you hate football :lol: :lol: :lol:
Not sure why I got dragged into this one....he's a jock they are off their heads,who knows wtf he's on about. :D

Re: Had enough of football for one lifetime, lads

Posted: Tue Sep 03, 2019 7:14 pm
by Millertime v1.7
Listen lads, had a few too many last night, but it was good to get it all off my chest. Been holding it in too long. Aberdeen were a part of my life for a long time but I had to let them go.
Steve, anymore backchat mate you'll be lucky to reach 64 :lol:

Re: Had enough of football for one lifetime, lads

Posted: Tue Sep 03, 2019 7:15 pm
by Steve1956
Millertime v1.7 wrote:Listen lads, had a few too many last night, but it was good to get it all off my chest. Been holding it in too long. Aberdeen were a part of my life for a long time but I had to let them go.
Are you moving to Burnley? :D

Re: Had enough of football for one lifetime, lads

Posted: Tue Sep 03, 2019 7:17 pm
by Millertime v1.7
Yeah bringing the family south. . Gotta get outta this place for a while. Have a relative in Redcar we're staying with at the weekend

Re: Had enough of football for one lifetime, lads

Posted: Tue Sep 03, 2019 7:19 pm
by Steve1956
Millertime v1.7 wrote:Yeah bringing the family south. . Gotta get outta this place for a while. Have a relative in Redcar we're staying with at the weekend
Burnley isn't that far away you don't need to do the journey in stages. :D

Re: Had enough of football for one lifetime, lads

Posted: Tue Sep 03, 2019 7:19 pm
by ŽižkovClaret
Millertime v1.7 wrote:Yeah bringing the family south. . Gotta get outta this place for a while. Have a relative in Redcar we're staying with at the weekend
F**k me your home must be rough as arseholes if you're going on a mini-break to redcar

Re: Had enough of football for one lifetime, lads

Posted: Tue Sep 03, 2019 7:21 pm
by Steve1956
I'm looking forward to visiting Aberdeen when my wife is fit for the journey,supposed to be a beautiful city, I'm a nosey git why are you leaving?

Re: Had enough of football for one lifetime, lads

Posted: Tue Sep 03, 2019 7:48 pm
by rayzer
I'll meet you for a pint if you ever get up here Steve.

Re: Had enough of football for one lifetime, lads

Posted: Wed Sep 04, 2019 7:03 pm
by Steve1956
rayzer wrote:I'll meet you for a pint if you ever get up here Steve.
Can we park our motorhome on your drive ?

Re: Had enough of football for one lifetime, lads

Posted: Wed Sep 04, 2019 9:06 pm
by Marney&Mee
Steve1956 wrote:Can we park our motorhome on your drive ?
Is that a euphemism?

Re: Had enough of football for one lifetime, lads

Posted: Wed Sep 04, 2019 9:13 pm
by Steve1956
Marney&Mee wrote:Is that a euphemism?
No! :lol:

Re: Had enough of football for one lifetime, lads

Posted: Wed Sep 04, 2019 11:26 pm
by Bosscat
Steve1956 wrote:Can we park our motorhome on your drive ?
Yes ....
Hang on how bigs the winnebago ;)

Re: Had enough of football for one lifetime, lads

Posted: Wed Sep 04, 2019 11:30 pm
by Rileybobs
Bosscat wrote:Yes ....
Hang on how bigs the winnebago ;)
It’s not how big it is, it’s how you park it.

Re: Had enough of football for one lifetime, lads

Posted: Thu Sep 05, 2019 12:13 am
by rayzer
Not a problem Steve.

Re: Had enough of football for one lifetime, lads

Posted: Thu Sep 05, 2019 9:56 am
by Steve1956
Bosscat wrote:Yes ....
Hang on how bigs the winnebago ;)
F***king massive :lol:

Re: Had enough of football for one lifetime, lads

Posted: Thu Sep 05, 2019 10:26 am
by Bosscat
Steve1956 wrote:F***king massive :lol:
Why the extra asterisk Steve m8 you practising Shaddish :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Had enough of football for one lifetime, lads

Posted: Thu Sep 05, 2019 10:53 am
by Steve1956
Bosscat wrote:Why the extra asterisk Steve m8 you practising Shaddish :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Curr purrk
:lol: :lol: :lol:
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