Coaches who like their quips

[Chester Perry]

There are many who like their comedy remarks including our Sean, his mentor Brian Clough and Eddie Jones who has taken the boys to Japan today - but I have never come across one who uses similes so much

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[elwaclaret]

Funniest thing I ever heard from a manager: Jimmy Mullen at Anfield; “I would have put my house on Liam Robinson scoring that” ( or words to that effect) comedy gold.

[Bfcboyo]

Ron Atkinson.

[Tricky Trevor]

Nobody will ever better Shankly. Comedy gold and building his own guys up at the same time.

[groove]

I went on a date with a girl called simile. Don't no what I metaphor.

[ClaretTony]

Nobody will ever better Shankly. Comedy gold and building his own guys up at the same time.

Shanks said of players who he didn't think were giving 100% - "I'd jail them, they are a menace to society".

[Bosscat]

Shanks said of ... Roger Hunt, He might miss a few but at least he is in a position to do that. Or words to that effect ... You can see where some of SD's anecdotes come

Loads on here

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[evensteadiereddie]

This, allegedly, from Ian Holloway on Cristiano Ronaldo..

"He’s six foot something, fit as a flea, good looking – he’s got to have something wrong with him. Hopefully he’s hung like a hamster – That would make us all feel better. Having said that, me missus has got a pet hamster at home, and his c***’s massive.”