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Post by Clarets4me » Wed Sep 25, 2019 9:47 pm

Southampton striker, Che Adams' full name is Che Zach Everton Fred Adams .... any advance ?

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Post by Steve1956 » Wed Sep 25, 2019 10:01 pm

Gareth Barry.

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Post by expoultryboy » Wed Sep 25, 2019 10:03 pm

My eldest son is called Michael Leighton James Whittaker ( mrs was into equestrian ) .

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Post by tim_noone » Wed Sep 25, 2019 10:05 pm

Steve1956 wrote:Gareth Barry.
I prefer Cathy... :D

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Post by Royboyclaret » Wed Sep 25, 2019 10:15 pm

Proud to say we named our son Irvine.
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Post by theroyaldyche » Wed Sep 25, 2019 10:30 pm

tim_noone wrote:I prefer Cathy... :D
Id rather support barry town whilst sucking barry off from eastenders

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Post by chipbutty » Wed Sep 25, 2019 10:48 pm

Peter Boleslaw Schmiechel

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Post by cricketfieldclarets » Wed Sep 25, 2019 10:50 pm

Daniel Ebenezer Kwasi Agyei

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Post by Cheshireclaret » Wed Sep 25, 2019 10:52 pm

Charles Joseph John Hart

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Post by Vino blanco » Wed Sep 25, 2019 10:54 pm

Emile Ivanhoe Heskey

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Post by Bin Ont Turf » Wed Sep 25, 2019 10:56 pm

Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson


(and.... Jeremy **** Stained Shitty Pants Corbyn :D )
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Post by Vino blanco » Wed Sep 25, 2019 11:01 pm

Lawrence Bruno Nero Dallaglio. Rugby player.

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Post by Vino blanco » Wed Sep 25, 2019 11:02 pm

Hugh John Mungo Grant. Actor.

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Post by Grimsdale » Wed Sep 25, 2019 11:05 pm

Bob Primrose Wilson, anchorman.

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Post by IanMcL » Wed Sep 25, 2019 11:17 pm

chipbutty wrote:Peter Boleslaw Schmiechel
Is that a beta version of Coleslaw?
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Post by thelaughingclaret » Thu Sep 26, 2019 7:27 am

Jack Frank Porteous Cork

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Post by Hipper » Thu Sep 26, 2019 7:45 am

Mentioned before but you can't beat this:

The former defender for The Roundheads, Praise-God Barebone (actually christened 'Unless-Jesus-Christ-Had-Died-For-Thee-Thou-Hadst-Been-Damned Barebone')

He may have had a brother called Fear-God Barebone but it's not known who he played for.

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Post by claretabroad » Thu Sep 26, 2019 8:52 am

Mark Everton Walters

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Post by claretburns » Thu Sep 26, 2019 9:21 am

Jan Vennegoor of Hesselink - Sounds like some Dutch lord from the 18th century.

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Post by ClaretTony » Thu Sep 26, 2019 9:21 am

Burnley squad doesn't produce too much excitement but we do have Abd-Al-Ali Morakinyo Koiki

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Post by Fretters » Thu Sep 26, 2019 9:32 am

Not football but Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson is just ridiculous.

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Post by Tricky Trevor » Thu Sep 26, 2019 9:37 am

Everton already appeared twice. I worked with an Everton, nothing to do with football. His Dad was an Everton Weekes fan.

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Post by Goobs » Thu Sep 26, 2019 9:54 am

José Luis Félix Chilavert González

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Post by Bosscat » Thu Sep 26, 2019 10:06 am

And for "The Very Silly Party" (Independent)

Malcolm Peter Brian Telescope Adrian Umbrella Stand Jasper Wednesday (pops mouth twice) Stoatgobbler John Raw Vegetable (whinnying) Arthur Norman Michael (blows squeaker) Featherstone Smith (whistle) Northcott Edwards Harris (fires pistol, then 'whoop') Mason (chuff-chuff-chuff-chuff) Frampton Jones Fruitbat Gilbert (sings) 'We'll keep a welcome in the' (three shots) Williams If I Could Walk That Way Jenkin (squeaker) Tiger-drawers Pratt Thompson (sings) 'Raindrops Keep Falling On My Head' Darcy Carter (horn) Pussycat (sings) 'Don't Sleep In The Subway' Barton Mainwaring (hoot, 'whoop') Smith

Zero, No votes at all, not a sausage, Bugger All.
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Post by Steve1956 » Thu Sep 26, 2019 12:26 pm

tim_noone wrote:I prefer Cathy... :D
Burke???? Bosscat thinks she's a foul mouthed fat slapper,personally I would :lol:

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Post by Bosscat » Thu Sep 26, 2019 12:38 pm

Steve1956 wrote:Burke???? Bosscat thinks she's a foul mouthed fat slapper,personally I would :lol:
Thats Kathy Burke Steve ;) not Cathy :lol:

And I didn't call her a Fat Slapper... I called her a Foul Mouthed Fat B***h and ...No I wouldn't ... I do have some standards ... even if they are low ;)

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Post by Longside4evr » Thu Sep 26, 2019 12:46 pm

Slightly silly party once had the name of
Tarkqine lintin fin bin,
bin bin bus stop fa tang fa tang hola biscuit barrel
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Post by Foshiznik » Thu Sep 26, 2019 12:54 pm

Equanimeous Tristan Imghoptep Junior St. Brown - Wide Receiver for Notre Dame in NCAA American Football

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Post by IanMcL » Thu Sep 26, 2019 1:19 pm

ClaretTony wrote:Burnley squad doesn't produce too much excitement but we do have Abd-Al-Ali Morakinyo Koiki
That would do well on Countdown!

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Post by IanMcL » Thu Sep 26, 2019 1:20 pm

Fred

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Post by Rowls » Thu Sep 26, 2019 1:22 pm

Bill Jefferson Clinton

George Walker Bush

John Winston Lennon

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Post by IanMcL » Thu Sep 26, 2019 1:31 pm

Rowls wrote:Bill Jefferson Clinton

George Walker Bush

John Winston Lennon
Are you sure you have that middle one spelt properly?
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Post by Bosscat » Thu Sep 26, 2019 1:38 pm

Rowls wrote:Bill Jefferson Clinton
Funnily enough Bill Jefferson Clinton shares his middle name with

William Jefferson Hague

But I don't think Hague has the same relationships with his press secretaries (but then again ;))
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Post by Vino blanco » Thu Sep 26, 2019 1:44 pm

Bill Clinton was actually born William Jefferson Blyth III; his father died three months before he was born and he later took the name of his step father.

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Post by Rowls » Thu Sep 26, 2019 2:02 pm

Blyth-Three sounds like a planet from Blakes Seven.

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Post by Buxtonclaret » Thu Sep 26, 2019 2:07 pm

Danger Fourpence (kid you not
Kiglon F.C

Bloody marvelous name for a footballer.
Few more on here.

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Post by Vino blanco » Thu Sep 26, 2019 2:09 pm

The singer/songwriter Dido's full name is - Dido Florian Cloud De Bounvialle O'Malley Armstrong. Imagine writing that out every time you fill in an official form.

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Post by Longside4evr » Thu Sep 26, 2019 2:45 pm

Peaches Honeyblossom Geldof-Cohen RIP
Little Pixie Geldof
Fifi Trixibelle Geldof
Heavenly Hiraani Tiger Lily Hutchence

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Post by dsr » Thu Sep 26, 2019 4:03 pm

Foshiznik wrote:Equanimeous Tristan Imghoptep Junior St. Brown - Wide Receiver for Notre Dame in NCAA American Football
The "St" part of his surname was added by his father to make him stand out. Presumably he was getting confused with all the other Equanimeous Tristan Imghoptep Browns. :roll:
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Post by ŽižkovClaret » Thu Sep 26, 2019 4:08 pm

theroyaldyche wrote:Id rather support barry town whilst sucking barry off from eastenders
Again?

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Post by holdyourfire » Thu Sep 26, 2019 6:50 pm

Jeff( i'll dye my hair when i like,so ******** to you tawts)bfc.

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Post by theroyaldyche » Thu Sep 26, 2019 9:57 pm

ZizkovClaret wrote:Again?
For the umteenth time

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Post by IanMcL » Fri Sep 27, 2019 1:11 am

Vino blanco wrote:The singer/songwriter Dido's full name is - Dido Florian Cloud De Bounvialle O'Malley Armstrong. Imagine writing that out every time you fill in an official form.
Probably failed to finish any exam paper!

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Post by Juan Tanamera » Fri Sep 27, 2019 8:37 am

John Whopper Fashanu (allegedly).

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Post by ŽižkovClaret » Fri Sep 27, 2019 10:09 am

Vino blanco wrote:The singer/songwriter Dido's full name is - Dido Florian Cloud De Bounvialle O'Malley Armstrong. Imagine writing that out every time you fill in an official form.
With a name like that, do you really think she fills out her own forms? :lol:
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Post by claret2018 » Fri Sep 27, 2019 10:22 am

When I worked in the civil service a number of years ago, one of my colleagues was called General Megatron Bison.

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Post by Bosscat » Fri Sep 27, 2019 11:01 am

claret2018 wrote:When I worked in the civil service a number of years ago, one of my colleagues was called General Megatron Bison.
You sure you haven't dreamed you were in a "Transformers" film C2018 :lol: :lol:

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