Calvert-Lewin's Shorts

LifeafterRobbie · Post by **LifeafterRobbie** » Sat Oct 05, 2019 7:23 pm

One leg longer than the other one.............what was going on there?

Steve-Harpers-perm · Post by **Steve-Harpers-perm** » Sat Oct 05, 2019 7:24 pm

Trying to deflect attention away from him being absolutely awful!?

Vino blanco · Post by **Vino blanco** » Sat Oct 05, 2019 7:24 pm

That's the side he "dresses".

Awayfromburnley · Post by **Awayfromburnley** » Sat Oct 05, 2019 7:25 pm

It was actually an illusion. His legs are actually uneven lengths. Which only compounded by the fact that Tarky had him running in circles.

MACCA · Post by **MACCA** » Sat Oct 05, 2019 7:26 pm

I noticed that too on his right side.

Thought it may have been injury/treatment related.

In another note, my goodness he is a bad, bad striker.
Everton's downfall cant be helped when they're expecting him to lead the line.

Would like to see his stats for the last 2 or 3 seasons.
I saw him nick a goal last week, but other than that cant remember him making much if any impact in any games I see of Everton

cricketfieldclarets · Post by **cricketfieldclarets** » Sat Oct 05, 2019 7:27 pm

He’s awful. Truly awful.

Longside4evr · Post by **Longside4evr** » Sat Oct 05, 2019 7:29 pm

Noticed that thought he tucked one leg up seen it done by players before
Think they do it to get a better kick on the ball or something its bizarre to say the least

kaptin1 · Post by **kaptin1** » Sat Oct 05, 2019 7:48 pm

The Ronaldo look. That’s the only similarity between the two. DCL is a Championship striker.

Tricky Trevor · Post by **Tricky Trevor** » Sat Oct 05, 2019 8:13 pm

We are all agreed. He is never a PL line leading CF.
Age on his side but he’d be better off taking the Tammy Abrahams route and going on a few Championship loans but Everton are desperate.

Cheshire Exile · Post by **Cheshire Exile** » Sat Oct 05, 2019 8:17 pm

We reckoned he had two legs down one underpants slot.

BurningBeard · Post by **BurningBeard** » Sat Oct 05, 2019 8:17 pm

LifeafterRobbie wrote:One leg longer than the other one.............what was going on there?

Joe Gallagher hand-me-downs?

Bosscat · Post by **Bosscat** » Sat Oct 05, 2019 8:19 pm

BurningBeard wrote:Joe Gallagher hand-me-downs?

More like Frank Gallagher

Burnley Ace · Post by **Burnley Ace** » Sat Oct 05, 2019 8:30 pm

He likes to show off his massive thigh muscles

DCWat · Post by **DCWat** » Sat Oct 05, 2019 8:33 pm

One leg pulled up after a tackle and for some reason, he never pulled it back down. Like shorts from the eighties they were that tight!!

dougcollins · Post by **dougcollins** » Sat Oct 05, 2019 9:00 pm

The blue scousers seemed particularly unhappy when he was subbed though.

Quickenthetempo · Post by **Quickenthetempo** » Sat Oct 05, 2019 9:04 pm

So we slag a 22yr old English centre forward off for doing nothing but Barnes and Wood who have the benefit of playing up front together do nothing and get praised on here all the time.

Me thinks double standards.

Tricky Trevor · Post by **Tricky Trevor** » Sat Oct 05, 2019 9:08 pm

If I was his manager I could make him into a star player. Sell him to a Div1 club.

Stayingup · Post by **Stayingup** » Sat Oct 05, 2019 9:11 pm

What a poseur. He never got a kick. Quite right.

Stayingup · Post by **Stayingup** » Sat Oct 05, 2019 9:13 pm

Quickenthetempo wrote:So we slag a 22yr old English centre forward off for doing nothing but Barnes and Wood who have the benefit of playing up front together do nothing and get praised on here all the time.

Me thinks double standards.

Have you read what the subject of this thread is?

Funkydrummer · Post by **Funkydrummer** » Sat Oct 05, 2019 9:13 pm

It's to remind him which is his kicking foot.

Quickenthetempo · Post by **Quickenthetempo** » Sat Oct 05, 2019 9:20 pm

Stayingup wrote:Have you read what the subject of this thread is?

Yeah and the content is awful.

Most 22yr olds are in the u23s doing nothing.

Quickenthetempo · Post by **Quickenthetempo** » Wed Sep 30, 2020 9:41 pm

There's a few on here looking a bit silly.

The form striker of the premier league

Rowls · Post by **Rowls** » Wed Sep 30, 2020 9:46 pm

Didn't think he had it in him. Fair play to the lad.

TheFamilyCat · Post by **TheFamilyCat** » Wed Sep 30, 2020 9:49 pm

Is this like Ron's socks?

Burnleyareback2 · Post by **Burnleyareback2** » Wed Sep 30, 2020 9:49 pm

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Don’t forget this one...

ClaretTony · Post by **ClaretTony** » Wed Sep 30, 2020 9:58 pm

What a difference since Ancelotti took over at Everton - 16 goals in total, 13 in the Premier League, the first of them against us.

BOYSIE31 · Post by **BOYSIE31** » Wed Sep 30, 2020 10:14 pm

Never rated him but he is getting better and better every time I watch him

Bigvince · Post by **Bigvince** » Wed Sep 30, 2020 10:17 pm

You should go and support Everton then

fidelcastro · Post by **fidelcastro** » Wed Sep 30, 2020 10:18 pm

Cheeky bid?

ksrclaret · Post by **ksrclaret** » Wed Sep 30, 2020 10:19 pm

You always did know what you were talking about.

Buxtonclaret · Post by **Buxtonclaret** » Wed Sep 30, 2020 10:20 pm

Good to see you warming to something, Boysie!!
Give it a few more years & you might enjoy a Clarets game!!

MACCA · Post by **MACCA** » Wed Sep 30, 2020 10:53 pm

A striker is only as good as the service, put Chris Wood in the City side and he could tap in 20+ a season too.

His age and too class coach will have benefitted him immensely in the last season.

Think itll be the first season he manages to outscore Wood, but IMO he will still fall short of the best English forward goal tally, which for me is Mr Ings.
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Quickenthetempo · Post by **Quickenthetempo** » Thu Oct 01, 2020 9:15 am

MACCA wrote: ↑
Wed Sep 30, 2020 10:53 pm
A striker is only as good as the service, put Chris Wood in the City side and he could tap in 20+ a season too.

His age and too class coach will have benefitted him immensely in the last season.

Think itll be the first season he manages to outscore Wood, but IMO he will still fall short of the best English forward goal tally, which for me is Mr Ings.
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DCL finished on 13 without penalties last year at 22 in a poor Everton side. Wood who scored 14, which is excellent for us should be in his prime years.

A little rumour last week that United were looking at him for 70/80m.

Danny Ings has been excellent and should have some England game time. Both deserve call ups.

MACCA · Post by **MACCA** » Thu Oct 01, 2020 9:21 am

Quickenthetempo wrote: ↑
Thu Oct 01, 2020 9:15 am
DCL finished on 13 without penalties last year at 22 in a poor Everton side. Wood who scored 14, which is excellent for us should be in his prime years.

A little rumour last week that United were looking at him for 70/80m.

Danny Ings has been excellent and should have some England game time. Both deserve call ups.

I agree.
People can make claims or stats to strengthen their point.

I always use, Wood always plays in a 2, effectively gets 50% of any of the chances we create for our forwards, and I'd presume our genuine chances created or shots on target are far less than most teams in the league.

I watch closely and discuss him often, as I have an Everton mate, who calls Wood an old slow donkey, yet DCL is the next Henry.

Wellsy1882 · Post by **Wellsy1882** » Thu Oct 01, 2020 9:26 am

Prob doin a ronaldo
Rolling 1 side up thinkin their cool

Difference is 1 player is a million times better than the other

Quickenthetempo · Post by **Quickenthetempo** » Thu Oct 01, 2020 9:52 am

MACCA wrote: ↑
Thu Oct 01, 2020 9:21 am
I agree.
People can make claims or stats to strengthen their point.

I always use, Wood always plays in a 2, effectively gets 50% of any of the chances we create for our forwards, and I'd presume our genuine chances created or shots on target are far less than most teams in the league.

I watch closely and discuss him often, as I have an Everton mate, who calls Wood an old slow donkey, yet DCL is the next Henry.

Football is a strange game when trying to find advantages
Is playing in a two up front where both centre halves have to mark easier, or 3 up front?

Teams use the the systems differently so hard to answer. Liverpool in the 3 don't seem to have Firminho there for scoring, more providing.

Wile E Coyote · Post by **Wile E Coyote** » Thu Oct 01, 2020 10:28 am

he's having a great start to his season.
and with reference to the thread, his cat died. no mystery.

Woodleyclaret · Post by **Woodleyclaret** » Fri Oct 02, 2020 3:05 am

Last 2 games two hat tricks not too shabby

GodIsADeeJay81 · Post by **GodIsADeeJay81** » Sat Oct 03, 2020 3:21 pm

Scored again...

Quickenthetempo · Post by **Quickenthetempo** » Sat Oct 03, 2020 3:26 pm

You have to give a lot of credit to Everton for keeping on playing and developing their youngster.
A lot of pressure from outsiders saying he didn't score enough goals etc..
With lots of money to spend it would of been easy to replace him