Danny Dyer "The Wall"

Bosscat · Post by **Bosscat** » Sat Oct 12, 2019 9:32 pm

Wow does Saturday night just not get any better.....

What an absolute load of total B****cks

Bring back Bullseye ffs "Lets have a look at what you coulda won" and the speedboat or caravan

Danny Dyer is no quiz/game show host

Dark Cloud · Post by **Dark Cloud** » Sat Oct 12, 2019 9:34 pm

Danny Dyer is NEVER anything other Danny Dyer. But he's making loads of dosh out of it.

Aclaret · Post by **Aclaret** » Sat Oct 12, 2019 9:38 pm

You're right Bosscat, what has Saturday night telly come to....It's Boll ocks.
I'm watching T20 from Barbados, Alex Hales playing for the home team.
Edit..it's in Trinidad not Barbados.

yTib · Post by **yTib** » Sat Oct 12, 2019 9:53 pm

bullseye was never in that timeslot. it was mostly on sunday evenings.

and i suggest you watch some of the repeats of it on (i think) challenge tv. it was and is utter drivel. the only thing worse than the soulless, permed cretins who participated was the cocky, mike baldwinesque, clayton waanker who presented it.

i'm highly unlikely to watch anything with danny dyer in it but i suspect bullseye is one crappy yardstick.

dales_claret · Post by **dales_claret** » Sat Oct 12, 2019 9:54 pm

I thought it was ok.....but what do i know

FactualFrank · Post by **FactualFrank** » Sat Oct 12, 2019 9:57 pm

Bosscat wrote:Wow does Saturday night just not get any better.....

What an absolute load of total B****cks

Bring back Bullseye ffs "Lets have a look at what you coulda won" and the speedboat or caravan

Danny Dyer is no quiz/game show host

I agree - just gave it a go and its like the producers made the rules up as the hour went on!

Was a heap of shite.

scouseclaret · Post by **scouseclaret** » Sat Oct 12, 2019 10:05 pm

Saturday night telly is indeed depressingly shite, but i agree with yTib that it’s too easy to get dewy-eyed about how it used to be. I grew up with The Generation Game as the Saturday night staple. Imagine the reaction if they were to put that on now!

Steve1956 · Post by **Steve1956** » Sat Oct 12, 2019 10:12 pm

Danny Dyer....Drop em! He doesn't even ask the questions the lazy tw@t.

Hibsclaret · Post by **Hibsclaret** » Sat Oct 12, 2019 10:26 pm

Need to get Harry Hill back....

tim_noone · Post by **tim_noone** » Sat Oct 12, 2019 10:37 pm

What happened to going out and getting p!ssed on a Saturday night ...leaving the womenfolk in charge of the TV....get a grip FFs!

Bosscat · Post by **Bosscat** » Sat Oct 12, 2019 10:43 pm

Fecks sake the crack about "Bullseye" was because it was also shoite

yTib wrote:bullseye was never in that timeslot. it was mostly on sunday evenings.

and i suggest you watch some of the repeats of it on (i think) challenge tv. it was and is utter drivel. the only thing worse than the soulless, permed cretins who participated was the cocky, mike baldwinesque, clayton waanker who presented it.

i'm highly unlikely to watch anything with danny dyer in it but i suspect bullseye is one crappy yardstick.

"Knob" to coin a phrase

Hibsclaret · Post by **Hibsclaret** » Sat Oct 12, 2019 10:43 pm

tim_noone wrote:What happened to going out and getting p!ssed on a Saturday night ...leaving the womenfolk in charge of the TV....get a grip FFs!

Captain Caveman........

tim_noone · Post by **tim_noone** » Sat Oct 12, 2019 10:47 pm

Hibsclaret wrote:Captain Caveman........

No I drank captain Morgan on the rocks.

Bin Ont Turf · Post by **Bin Ont Turf** » Sat Oct 12, 2019 10:48 pm

tim_noone wrote:What happened to going out and getting p!ssed on a Saturday night ...leaving the womenfolk in charge of the TV....get a grip FFs!

Well in Nelson is was the death of the Traf, General Gordon, Great Marsden, Jimmy's, Hour Glass, New Inn, POW Camp, Bull, Clayton and...etc.

Now it's home with Polish cans and smart phones.

yTib · Post by **yTib** » Sat Oct 12, 2019 10:52 pm

firstly bosscat, bullseye was indeed crap. perhaps you aren't old enough to remember it. jim bowen getting forty quid out of his grey suit and giving it to someone with absolutely no personality.

secondly, anyone who uses those little laughing emojis to iterate their point is a little girl.

so i suppose my first point was correct.

Quickenthetempo · Post by **Quickenthetempo** » Sat Oct 12, 2019 10:55 pm

yTib wrote:bullseye was never in that timeslot. it was mostly on sunday evenings.

and i suggest you watch some of the repeats of it on (i think) challenge tv. it was and is utter drivel. the only thing worse than the soulless, permed cretins who participated was the cocky, mike baldwinesque, clayton waanker who presented it.

i'm highly unlikely to watch anything with danny dyer in it but i suspect bullseye is one crappy yardstick.

Someone missed out on a speedboat.

Bin Ont Turf · Post by **Bin Ont Turf** » Sat Oct 12, 2019 10:57 pm

Bullseye was Sunday anyway.

Dusty Bin on Saturdays wasn't it?

Bosscat · Post by **Bosscat** » Sat Oct 12, 2019 11:00 pm

yTib wrote:firstly bosscat, bullseye was indeed crap. perhaps you aren't old enough to remember it. jim bowen getting forty quid out of his grey suit and giving it to someone with absolutely no personality.

secondly, anyone who uses those little laughing emojis to iterate their point is a little girl.

so i suppose my first point was correct.

ooooh get you babe

Go boil your head sonny

tim_noone · Post by **tim_noone** » Sat Oct 12, 2019 11:01 pm

Bin Ont Turf wrote:Well in Nelson is was the death of the Traf, General Gordon, Great Marsden, Jimmy's, Hour Glass, New Inn, POW Camp, Bull, Clayton and...etc.

Now it's home with Polish cans and smart phones.

Guys watching Come Dancing "The Wall"' Britain's Got Talent etc etc....and Moaning about it? Turn it off......or are you scared of something /someone ? There is help out there if you need it

Bosscat · Post by **Bosscat** » Sat Oct 12, 2019 11:02 pm

Steve1956 wrote:Danny Dyer....Drop em! He doesn't even ask the questions the lazy tw@t.

Exactly the point Steve m8 ...

Bin Ont Turf · Post by **Bin Ont Turf** » Sat Oct 12, 2019 11:07 pm

This game used to kill me

...........

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Steve1956 · Post by **Steve1956** » Sat Oct 12, 2019 11:13 pm

The best quiz show at the moment is Tipping Point in the afternoon me and the wife are crazy about it,the three who don't win build up huge sums of money but get fooked off with nowt at the end ....edge of the seat television.

tim_noone · Post by **tim_noone** » Sat Oct 12, 2019 11:18 pm

Steve1956 wrote:The best quiz show at the moment is Tipping Point in the afternoon me and the wife are crazy about it,the three who don't win build up huge sums of money but get fooked off with nowt at the end ....edge of the seat television.

Bosscat · Post by **Bosscat** » Sat Oct 12, 2019 11:21 pm

Steve1956 wrote:The best quiz show at the moment is Tipping Point in the afternoon me and the wife are crazy about it,the three who don't win build up huge sums of money but get fooked off with nowt at the end ....edge of the seat television.

I don't thing yTib is Clique material m8

WestMidsClaret · Post by **WestMidsClaret** » Sat Oct 12, 2019 11:36 pm

Wasn't there a serial killer or maybe he killed just one person (can't remember) who was once on bullseye?

Bosscat · Post by **Bosscat** » Sat Oct 12, 2019 11:38 pm

WestMidsClaret wrote:Wasn't there a serial killer or maybe he killed just one person (can't remember) who was once on bullseye?

Daphne that used to be on Eggheads was on it and they won a car

yTib · Post by **yTib** » Sat Oct 12, 2019 11:41 pm

Bosscat wrote:Daphne that used to be on Eggheads was on it and they won a car

nope.

her husband properly shagged the gamble.

tim_noone · Post by **tim_noone** » Sat Oct 12, 2019 11:41 pm

WestMidsClaret wrote:Wasn't there a serial killer or maybe he killed just one person (can't remember) who was once on bullseye?

Burned a house down with two kids inside.plus shot a couple dead on the Pembroke coast evaded arrest for years. Doing a whole life term. Nasty piece of work.

WestMidsClaret · Post by **WestMidsClaret** » Sat Oct 12, 2019 11:46 pm

Aye some Welsh bloke. Killed 4 people.

tim_noone · Post by **tim_noone** » Sat Oct 12, 2019 11:48 pm

WestMidsClaret wrote:Aye some Welsh bloke. Killed 4 people.

Wouldn't want to share a cell with him

Somethingfishy · Post by **Somethingfishy** » Sun Oct 13, 2019 12:24 am

I found it ok. Found it funny how the woman in the isolation unit answering the questions thought her sister might have had a chance when she only got two questions right. Clueless. Mind you they were from Leeds so what do you expect?

Made the right choice though in the end. The format i was fine with. Danny Dyer as a host? No.

Top Claret · Post by **Top Claret** » Sun Oct 13, 2019 3:04 am

Saturday night TV as been crap since they binned the Dick Emery show. Bring back dick

Steve1956 · Post by **Steve1956** » Sun Oct 13, 2019 9:29 am

Bosscat wrote:Fecks sake the crack about "Bullseye" was because it was also shoite

"Knob" to coin a phrase

Hey...get you own one word insult "Knob" is mine.

houseboy · Post by **houseboy** » Sun Oct 13, 2019 10:16 am

Dark Cloud wrote:Danny Dyer is NEVER anything other Danny Dyer. But he's making loads of dosh out of it.

Absolutely this. Dyer can’t act, he just plays himself all the time. When you see him interviewed all you get is Mick Carter and vice versa. Terrible.

mdd2 · Post by **mdd2** » Sun Oct 13, 2019 10:19 am

Only be one series of this IMO.
Won't be watching it again. Must be a reason why DD doesn't asks the questions. Did the host mess up ++++++ during rehearsals?

arise_sir_charge · Post by **arise_sir_charge** » Sun Oct 13, 2019 10:27 am

Decent concept.

What I dislike about most game shows these days is how they try and turn the contestants into but part actors/hosts.

The end section of this where the woman had either taken the money or hadn’t was ridiculously drawn out. Both contestants telling us why and how......just turn the board green or red and have done with it.

FactualFrank · Post by **FactualFrank** » Sun Oct 13, 2019 10:34 am

mdd2 wrote:Only be one series of this IMO.
Won't be watching it again. Must be a reason why DD doesn't asks the questions. Did the host mess up ++++++ during rehearsals?

I was thinking the same thing, which is why I think only 6 episodes have been done. In fact, this could actually harm his off-Eastenders career, as he's clearly not a natural at presenting.

Bosscat · Post by **Bosscat** » Sun Oct 13, 2019 10:52 am

houseboy wrote:Absolutely this. Dyer can’t act, he just plays himself all the time. When you see him interviewed all you get is Mick Carter and vice versa. Terrible.

But isn't Dyer descended from Royalty .... "Edward III'

Yup say no more

Steve1956 · Post by **Steve1956** » Sun Oct 13, 2019 10:52 am

FactualFrank wrote:I was thinking the same thing, which is why I think only 6 episodes have been done. In fact, this could actually harm his off-Eastenders career, as he's clearly not a natural at presenting.

Frank if they have made six of these I think it might be wise to cancel it now and safe us all from five more episodes of this drivel...Dyer is a complete and utter knob.

Chobulous · Post by **Chobulous** » Sun Oct 13, 2019 10:57 am

houseboy wrote:Absolutely this. Dyer can’t act, he just plays himself all the time. When you see him interviewed all you get is Mick Carter and vice versa. Terrible.

Can’t fully agree here. What he plays is what he thinks he is- cockney hard man. Cockerney charicature more like

FactualFrank · Post by **FactualFrank** » Sun Oct 13, 2019 11:05 am

He can actually be very funny, such as when he was on the The Last Leg and when he called David Cameron a twohat. He's just not up to this. Much better suited to Eastenders and panel shows / chat shows, where can swear his nut off.

Bosscat · Post by **Bosscat** » Sun Oct 13, 2019 11:12 am

Chobulous wrote: What he plays is what he thinks he is- cockney hard man. Cockerney caricature more like

Agreed he can't hold a candle to Ray Winstone

Rubstuds · Post by **Rubstuds** » Sun Oct 13, 2019 3:22 pm

Saturday night for me is channel 4's offering ""Spiral 7 " . Brilliant. French cop series (the 7 being the number of series so far ). You will need to watch in sequence to understand the relationships and history between the characters.

Rubstuds · Post by **Rubstuds** » Sun Oct 13, 2019 3:32 pm

De Woaw

kentonclaret · Post by **kentonclaret** » Sun Oct 13, 2019 3:45 pm

Yet another TV show promoting the concept of gambling.

No wonder young people are struggling when TV adverts and game shows litter our screens promoting the idea of betting and gaming as a get rich quick solution.

houseboy · Post by **houseboy** » Sun Oct 13, 2019 5:25 pm

Chobulous wrote:Can’t fully agree here. What he plays is what he thinks he is- cockney hard man. Cockerney charicature more like

True. Dress him up as a pearly king and get him singing My Old Mans a Dustman (you f*ckin b*rstard) and he’ll be set for life.

houseboy · Post by **houseboy** » Sun Oct 13, 2019 5:31 pm

Bosscat wrote:But isn't Dyer descended from Royalty .... "Edward III'

Yup say no more

Shouldn’t he be called Danny Dire? And shouldn’t that be Richard III? I think you got your rhyming slang mixed up.

Bosscat · Post by **Bosscat** » Sun Oct 13, 2019 5:35 pm

houseboy wrote:Shouldn’t he be called Danny Dire? And shouldn’t that be Richard III? I think you got your rhyming slang mixed up.

Agreed he is a definite Richard III house .... but here is him finding out he is descended (about as low as it goes) from Ted 3

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houseboy · Post by **houseboy** » Sun Oct 13, 2019 7:17 pm

Bosscat wrote:Agreed he is a definite Richard III house .... but here is him finding out he is descended (about as low as it goes) from Ted 3

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Ha ha. I noticed there was an Edmund on there, is he a Blackadder? To be honest the poor sod probably doesn’t know that old law of prima nocta. It means millions of people are in some way related to nobility because the local lord was allowed to knob the bride on her wedding night.
Ha ha - we’re all bloody royals.

tim_noone · Post by **tim_noone** » Sun Oct 13, 2019 7:23 pm

Top Claret wrote:Saturday night TV as been crap since they binned the Dick Emery show. Bring back dick

My wife loved Dick on Saturday nights....Tuesday and Thursdays....