The worst song you’ve ever heard
The worst song you’ve ever heard
Heard it the other day on Radio 1X ( must have flicked over by mistake).
JaeKae Chat What a load of sh*te. Talentless IMO.
JaeKae Chat What a load of sh*te. Talentless IMO.
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Re: The worst song you’ve ever heard
Baa Baa Black Sheep. I found it very offensive and have needed to wear comfort sandals ever since
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Re: The worst song you’ve ever heard
Eeny meeny miney mo was a personal favourite. Whatever happened to that? I haven’t heard it in years.
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Re: The worst song you’ve ever heard
Atomic Kitten’s version of Eternal Flame. I’d rather wash my face with a Brillo pad!
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Re: The worst song you’ve ever heard
Get yer T!ts out fert "Lads"
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Re: The worst song you’ve ever heard
Bohemian Rhapsody - self indulgent crap.
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Re: The worst song you’ve ever heard
Correct.basil6345789 wrote:Bohemian Rhapsody - self indulgent crap.
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Basil is absolutely bang on, bravo on a clear winner. That garbage knocks Gangnam Style, Agadoo et al into a cocked hat.
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Re: The worst song you’ve ever heard
Yes but that still doesn't make it worse than Dancing in the Moonlight by Toploader, You're Beautiful by James Blunt or The Final Countdown by Europe.basil6345789 wrote:Bohemian Rhapsody - self indulgent crap.
And of course...
that version of Stan with Elton John singing the bits Dildo sang.
Re: The worst song you’ve ever heard
The Birdie Song ?
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Re: The worst song you’ve ever heard
The "National Anthem" .
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Re: The worst song you’ve ever heard
I've made a top ten...
1: Dancing in the Moonlight by Toploader
2: You're Beautiful by James Blunt
3: The Final Countdown by Europe
4: Stan with Elton John singing the bits Dildo sang
5: Avicii
6: Orinoco Flow by Enya
7: I'll Be Missing You by Big Puffy Daddy
8: GooGooGaga by The Police
9: What's Up by Four Non Blondes
10: Life by Des'ree
1: Dancing in the Moonlight by Toploader
2: You're Beautiful by James Blunt
3: The Final Countdown by Europe
4: Stan with Elton John singing the bits Dildo sang
5: Avicii
6: Orinoco Flow by Enya
7: I'll Be Missing You by Big Puffy Daddy
8: GooGooGaga by The Police
9: What's Up by Four Non Blondes
10: Life by Des'ree
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Re: The worst song you’ve ever heard
Sang by the Black and a White minstrels..Devils_Advocate wrote:Baa Baa Black Sheep. I found it very offensive and have needed to wear comfort sandals ever since
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Whilst schoolkids are served hot cross bunsconyoviejo wrote:Sang by the Black and a White minstrels..
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Re: The worst song you’ve ever heard
I actually don't mind 'The Final Countdown' too much. Excellent solo which Ozzy nicked for one of his (Mr Crowley?).
You can probably excuse them for the lyrics as I assume English is not their first language.
You can probably excuse them for the lyrics as I assume English is not their first language.
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I'm ashamed to say i quite like 6 or 7 of those !Claret-On-A-T-Rex wrote:I've made a top ten...
1: Dancing in the Moonlight by Toploader
2: You're Beautiful by James Blunt
3: The Final Countdown by Europe
4: Stan with Elton John singing the bits Dildo sang
5: Avicii
6: Orinoco Flow by Enya
7: I'll Be Missing You by Big Puffy Daddy
8: GooGooGaga by The Police
9: What's Up by Four Non Blondes
10: Life by Des'ree
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Re: The worst song you’ve ever heard
Lady In Red
Terrible song, badly played and badly sung
Terrible song, badly played and badly sung
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Re: The worst song you’ve ever heard
George Ezra - Shotgun
George Ezra - Hold my girl
George Ezra - Blame it on me
George Ezra - Hold my girl
George Ezra - Blame it on me
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Re: The worst song you’ve ever heard
I quite like Dancing in the Moonlight!
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Re: The worst song you’ve ever heard
You missed off 'Don't Stop Believing' T - Rex.
Must have been an oversight.
Must have been an oversight.
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The worst song you’ve ever heard...
The Wedding March
The Wedding March
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Re: The worst song you’ve ever heard
There are some awful songs about but off the top of my head anything by Nicki Minaj
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Re: The worst song you’ve ever heard
Claret-On-A-T-Rex wrote:I've made a top ten...
1: Dancing in the Moonlight by Toploader
2: You're Beautiful by James Blunt
3: The Final Countdown by Europe
4: Stan with Elton John singing the bits Dildo sang
5: Avicii
6: Orinoco Flow by Enya
7: I'll Be Missing You by Big Puffy Daddy
8: GooGooGaga by The Police
9: What's Up by Four Non Blondes
10: Life by Des'ree
I love Orinoco Flow!
I probably despise Toto - Africa the most.
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Re: The worst song you’ve ever heard
Love it !...My kids and I have long played the game of building the album "Now that's what I call the worst ever" based on compiling tracks they know I can't stand and the following are all total toe-curlers for me :Claret-On-A-T-Rex wrote:I've made a top ten...
1: Dancing in the Moonlight by Toploader
2: You're Beautiful by James Blunt
3: The Final Countdown by Europe
4: Stan with Elton John singing the bits Dildo sang
5: Avicii
6: Orinoco Flow by Enya
7: I'll Be Missing You by Big Puffy Daddy
8: GooGooGaga by The Police
9: What's Up by Four Non Blondes
10: Life by Des'ree
1. Seven years old ...Lukas Graham (yeah sure, sit your 12 year old down and tell him to "get yourself a wife or you'll be lonely" you whining berk, that's good parenting)
2. Man, I feel like a woman .....Shania Twain (pap,pap,par-par,pap pap)
3. 7 Days....Craig David (Oh you're soooo smooth Craig..please tell us more about your conquests, not)
4. Shotgun...George Ezra (Crazy dance moves too...no thanks)
5. Shut up and Dance..Walk the Moon (Actually just shut up)
6.Let Me Entertain You...Robbie Williams (No thanks)
7. Wasn't Expecting That...Jamie Lawson (neither was I you soppy git)
8. Stay With Me..Sam Smith (No-one should be that tortured and intense EVER,, never mind at 19 or whatever)
9. Human ...Rag n'Bone Man (I DO put the blame on you mate. Stop your bleating)
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Re: The worst song you’ve ever heard
Anything by Bob Marley. How can anyone like his "music"? Not too far behind is Queen.
To be fair though, some of the current batch of "artistes" offerings are trying hard to oust my top two.
To be fair though, some of the current batch of "artistes" offerings are trying hard to oust my top two.
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Re: The worst song you’ve ever heard
My turn
DJ Jean - Lift Off
Robbie Williams - Let Me Entertain You
Kylie - Spinning Around
Sue Pollard- Starting Together
Bay City Rollers - Keep On Dancing
Midge Ure - If I Was
Feargal Sharkey- A Good Heart
Boris Gardiner - I Wanna Wake Up with You
Swing Out Sister - Breakout
Matthew Wilder - Break My Stride
and that is just the tip of the iceberg!
DJ Jean - Lift Off
Robbie Williams - Let Me Entertain You
Kylie - Spinning Around
Sue Pollard- Starting Together
Bay City Rollers - Keep On Dancing
Midge Ure - If I Was
Feargal Sharkey- A Good Heart
Boris Gardiner - I Wanna Wake Up with You
Swing Out Sister - Breakout
Matthew Wilder - Break My Stride
and that is just the tip of the iceberg!
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Re: The worst song you’ve ever heard
I think an album thread would have been better in hindsight. Some horror shows on here. Never knew Sue Pollard released a song ( or I’ve subconsciously chosen to forget ). Not sure The Final Contdown should be on there really but it was played to death.
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Re: The worst song you’ve ever heard
The song I hate most of all is a Christmas song - 'See Him Lying on a Bed of Straw'
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Agreed but I do hate the Toploader one.Fenwick wrote:I'm ashamed to say i quite like 6 or 7 of those !
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All this is of course very subjective and there is really no such thing as a bad song if someone likes it but I am astounded to find that no-one has mentioned the bloody awful Umbrella by Rhianna (or indeed anything at all by Rhianna). If she used to go around the house singing it then I'm not surprised Chris Brown used to give her a slap, whilst probably shouting 'stop singing that bloody song FFS'. Umbrella is closely followed by that other abortion that I think was called Work.
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Toploader average to below but the original by King Harvest is ok.houseboy wrote:Agreed but I do hate the Toploader one.
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I'm a fan of Chris de Burgh but that was a pretty dreadful song but I disagree about the singing, he is actually a very good vocalist with an excellent top range.THEWELLERNUT70 wrote:Lady In Red
Terrible song, badly played and badly sung
Re: The worst song you’ve ever heard
Barbie world
Shad uppa ya face
Shad uppa ya face
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Re: The worst song you’ve ever heard
"Nick nack paddy whack" sung by a group or deranged teenagers in red.
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Re: The worst song you’ve ever heard
The group who did that awful noise "your gorgeous" anyone being introduced to the singer is entitled to boot him down the street
Other mentions for
Breakfast at Tiffanys
Love Shack
Dancing In The Moonlight
Anything by The Darkness
I Want To Break Free
Radio Ga Ga
Other mentions for
Breakfast at Tiffanys
Love Shack
Dancing In The Moonlight
Anything by The Darkness
I Want To Break Free
Radio Ga Ga
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Some good shouts on here.
Single ladies - Beyonce
And, I'm sure some will disagree , Teenage Kicks - Undertones
Single ladies - Beyonce
And, I'm sure some will disagree , Teenage Kicks - Undertones
Re: The worst song you’ve ever heard
Anything by Bastille
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Mull of Kintyre.
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“Love Shack” by the B52s.
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We will rock you - Queen
Hallelujah - by everyone who's done it
Hallelujah - by everyone who's done it
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Tall Paul wrote:You'll Never Walk Alone
I feel dirty that I left this dirge off my list
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Re: The worst song you’ve ever heard
Ohh Tommy, Tommy...
Re: The worst song you’ve ever heard
My son makes up some pretty tuneless songs that manage to be the worst songs in the world and the best songs in the world at the same time!
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Re: The worst song you’ve ever heard
Anything by Simply Red.
Re: The worst song you’ve ever heard
Dancing in the Moonlight really is dreadful. I can’t get it out of my head now. Would definitely make my album.
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Angels by Robbie Williams.
I'm convinced it brings on my eczema every time I hear it!
I'm convinced it brings on my eczema every time I hear it!
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Whatever track 2 is on the latest Liam Gallagher album. I thought I'd give the album a go, but couldn't make it past this point. It reminds me of when The Fast Show did an Oasis parody, except less well-done.
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Teenage Kicks - the one that John Peel (among many) thought was the best single ever released? Agree with Beyonce though (and I mean Beyonce - in general).groove wrote:Some good shouts on here.
Single ladies - Beyonce
And, I'm sure some will disagree , Teenage Kicks - Undertones
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Don't think you'll find many agreeing with you about Halleujah. Everything about the song is pretty much perfect from the lyrics to the melody and even the chord progressions. Oft quoted as the best song ever written by critics. Strangely of all the versions I've heard (other than the over produced 'epic' by that X-factor winner) the worst is actually Cohen's himself. Jeff Buckley's is my favourite.SalisburyClaret wrote:We will rock you - Queen
Hallelujah - by everyone who's done it
Oddly no-one to the best of my knowledge (including Cohen) has ever recorded the full song as it contains several verses and most people just pick the ones they like most.