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Cracking headline.

Post by Funkydrummer » Thu Oct 24, 2019 6:09 pm

"Man caught 'having sex with a cone' handed suspended prison sentence"

https://www.lancashiretelegraph.co.uk/n ... -sentence/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false; :lol: :lol:

You couldn't make it up - and he's got history too !!!!

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Post by Leisure » Thu Oct 24, 2019 6:47 pm

Must be a big lad!
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Post by evensteadiereddie » Thu Oct 24, 2019 7:06 pm

Fair play to him, I assumed it would be an ice cream cone...............more like a 69 than a 99 !

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Re: Cracking headline.

Post by ClaretAndJew » Thu Oct 24, 2019 7:08 pm

Cone but not forgotten.

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Re: Cracking headline.

Post by Funkydrummer » Thu Oct 24, 2019 7:09 pm

Leisure wrote:Must be a big lad!
Depends which end he used !!

Hope he didn't use a dirty one.

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Re: Cracking headline.

Post by Hipper » Thu Oct 24, 2019 7:13 pm

The picture is of the wrong cone. I suppose the real cone is too upset to appear.

I notice the comment on the link by warren126 - about 7 down at the moment.

Would you tell the police if you saw someone was f....g a cone? Surely you'd get your phone and film it for Youtube or somewhere.

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Post by conyoviejo » Thu Oct 24, 2019 7:14 pm

I hope he was wearing a "Conedom".
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Re: Cracking headline.

Post by evensteadiereddie » Thu Oct 24, 2019 7:14 pm

Sundae, bloody sundae.

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Post by expoultryboy » Thu Oct 24, 2019 7:21 pm

I hope that cone hadn't been " trafficked "

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Post by Tricky Trevor » Thu Oct 24, 2019 7:23 pm

40 minutes? Must have been an ugly blanket.

A plumber. That’ll put lead in his pencil.

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Re: Cracking headline.

Post by evensteadiereddie » Thu Oct 24, 2019 7:33 pm

Geneticist's wife : "That's disgusting ? What was he thinking of ?

Geneticist : "Oh, I don't know, love, I'm sure a lot worse things go on."

Geneticist's wife : "Whaaaat ? Having it off with a cone is OK ? "

Geneticist : "Oh sorry, dear, I thought you said clone..."



I'll get me coyt.
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