Cracking headline.
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Cracking headline.
"Man caught 'having sex with a cone' handed suspended prison sentence"
https://www.lancashiretelegraph.co.uk/n ... -sentence/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
You couldn't make it up - and he's got history too !!!!
https://www.lancashiretelegraph.co.uk/n ... -sentence/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
You couldn't make it up - and he's got history too !!!!
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Re: Cracking headline.
Fair play to him, I assumed it would be an ice cream cone...............more like a 69 than a 99 !
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Re: Cracking headline.
Cone but not forgotten.
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Depends which end he used !!Leisure wrote:Must be a big lad!
Hope he didn't use a dirty one.
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The picture is of the wrong cone. I suppose the real cone is too upset to appear.
I notice the comment on the link by warren126 - about 7 down at the moment.
Would you tell the police if you saw someone was f....g a cone? Surely you'd get your phone and film it for Youtube or somewhere.
I notice the comment on the link by warren126 - about 7 down at the moment.
Would you tell the police if you saw someone was f....g a cone? Surely you'd get your phone and film it for Youtube or somewhere.
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Re: Cracking headline.
I hope he was wearing a "Conedom".
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Sundae, bloody sundae.
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I hope that cone hadn't been " trafficked "
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40 minutes? Must have been an ugly blanket.
A plumber. That’ll put lead in his pencil.
A plumber. That’ll put lead in his pencil.
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Re: Cracking headline.
Geneticist's wife : "That's disgusting ? What was he thinking of ?
Geneticist : "Oh, I don't know, love, I'm sure a lot worse things go on."
Geneticist's wife : "Whaaaat ? Having it off with a cone is OK ? "
Geneticist : "Oh sorry, dear, I thought you said clone..."
I'll get me coyt.
Geneticist : "Oh, I don't know, love, I'm sure a lot worse things go on."
Geneticist's wife : "Whaaaat ? Having it off with a cone is OK ? "
Geneticist : "Oh sorry, dear, I thought you said clone..."
I'll get me coyt.
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