Having some trouble with tup

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Having some trouble with tup

Post by Millertime v1.7 » Fri Nov 01, 2019 1:59 am

Lads you know how it is. Been having some trouble with tup over the last two months since morag walked away to start a new life with Rumpus. He's been messaging me constantly asking me to convince Morag to forgive him. Somehow I'm always the one left to pick up the pieces..stuck in the middle with morag and tup is not something I need right now in my head space. Sick to death of it to be honest lads..I'm a top red and don't do walking away.. just looking for some claret love tonight I guess.

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Re: Having some trouble with tup

Post by Guller Bull » Fri Nov 01, 2019 6:48 am

Oh babes - hope you are alright.

Life is pretty tough sometimes but one thing I have learned through my many troubles over the years is that generally men don't give sympathy too well to other men unless they want to get into your pants.

If there is anything I can do - let me know.

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Re: Having some trouble with tup

Post by Aclaret » Fri Nov 01, 2019 10:38 am

Millertime v1.7, so what does Tup need to apologise for ? Maybe it's Morag who likes to put it about.
And don't give us the big red talk, you were ready to walk away last season and spend more time with young Mario. Seem to remember you giving your manager some grief last season.
How's your team playing this season ?
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Re: Having some trouble with tup

Post by houseboy » Fri Nov 01, 2019 11:03 am

Stumbled across this thread. Somewhat mystified.

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Re: Having some trouble with tup

Post by Burnley1989 » Fri Nov 01, 2019 11:15 am

houseboy wrote:Stumbled across this thread. Somewhat mystified.
Just needs Psotto to join in, then it will feel like an Acid Party
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Re: Having some trouble with tup

Post by houseboy » Fri Nov 01, 2019 11:19 am

Burnley1989 wrote:Just needs Psotto to join in, then it will feel like an Acid Party
I'm sure it actually means something to someone but this is actually probably the oddest thing I've seen on here, and that's saying a lot.

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Re: Having some trouble with tup

Post by Burnley1989 » Fri Nov 01, 2019 12:23 pm

houseboy wrote:I'm sure it actually means something to someone but this is actually probably the oddest thing I've seen on here, and that's saying a lot.
It really doesn't :lol: I enjoy his posts but only because I've not a clue what hes talking abaout :lol:

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Re: Having some trouble with tup

Post by 4:20 » Fri Nov 01, 2019 12:31 pm

a savvy soul would collate all these posts and flog them on Ebay as the greatest love story ever told.

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Re: Having some trouble with tup

Post by SammyBoy » Fri Nov 01, 2019 12:32 pm

One of the few things I miss about the old site was that a username allowed you to post on different clubs boards without creating a separate account, there used to be some real characters - pnethor springs to mind :lol: :lol:

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Re: Having some trouble with tup

Post by ŽižkovClaret » Fri Nov 01, 2019 12:48 pm

Millertime v1.7 wrote:Lads you know how it is. Been having some trouble with tup over the last two months since morag walked away to start a new life with Rumpus. He's been messaging me constantly asking me to convince Morag to forgive him. Somehow I'm always the one left to pick up the pieces..stuck in the middle with morag and tup is not something I need right now in my head space. Sick to death of it to be honest lads..I'm a top red and don't do walking away.. just looking for some claret love tonight I guess.
Who put 50p in the sweaty sock?

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Re: Having some trouble with tup

Post by Buxtonclaret » Fri Nov 01, 2019 12:53 pm

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Here she is, the little tinker.
I give you, Morag.
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Re: Having some trouble with tup

Post by houseboy » Fri Nov 01, 2019 12:55 pm

The tree in the garden knows the sound of one hand.

Well - if you can't beat 'em.

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Re: Having some trouble with tup

Post by houseboy » Fri Nov 01, 2019 12:56 pm

Buxtonclaret wrote:
Morag.jpg

Here she is, the little tinker.
I give you, Morag.
Oh! Morag? Now I understand. A thing of beauty is a joy to behold.
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Re: Having some trouble with tup

Post by ŽižkovClaret » Fri Nov 01, 2019 1:05 pm

Morag
Mo problems

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Re: Having some trouble with tup

Post by Aclaret » Fri Nov 01, 2019 3:09 pm

Morag v Madge....No Contest.

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Re: Having some trouble with tup

Post by Bertiebeehead » Fri Nov 01, 2019 4:02 pm

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Not this Morag then?

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Re: Having some trouble with tup

Post by Im_not_Robbie_Blake » Fri Nov 01, 2019 4:32 pm

Our tups used to fight each other, especially when the ewes were in a different field.

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Re: Having some trouble with tup

Post by AfloatinClaret » Fri Nov 01, 2019 8:02 pm

Im_not_Robbie_Blake wrote:Our tups used to fight each other, especially when the ewes were in a different field.
Get the tups interested in a bit of bondage, that stops them fighting

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Re: Having some trouble with tup

Post by Millertime v1.7 » Fri Nov 01, 2019 11:49 pm

Lads loving some of the replies tonight.. I suppose there's a little bit of tup in all of us. Well he is only 3foot 2
One thing he can't be accused of is being approachable. He truly is a horrible unforgiving little ****.. When he lost Morag he lost a major part of his soul. And with rumpus moving back in for the kill it will kill tup inside that he's sitting on the sidelines in Wick while his former nemisis rumpus ravages Morags thick pubic thatch. Tip just doesn't seem able to move on from his former lover, Morag

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Re: Having some trouble with tup

Post by claret_in_exile » Sat Nov 02, 2019 12:03 am

The bear is shitting in the woods. I repeat, the bear is shitting in the woods.

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Re: Having some trouble with Tup

Post by Millertime v1.7 » Sat Nov 02, 2019 12:50 am

I spoke to Rowls earlier about this after a pint at the awah leg in Burnley.. Amicable... we're all just products of our generation lads

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Re: Having some trouble with tup

Post by Rowls » Sat Nov 02, 2019 7:45 am

You're mixing this up terribly Millertime.

We talked about the culinary resurgence of mushy peas and mushy/mashed foodstuffs in general. I still maintain you're wrong to be so intransigent about humus but I accept your objections as one of conscientousness and do not wish to impinge upon your passionately held personal beliefs. Each to their own and live and let live.

But on a more important note, you will find that the away leg was held in Aberdeen.

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