Wesley at Villa is a complete Donkey with the first touch of a man in wellies
No pace no skill non scoring striker that some fool decided was worth spending £22m on

Wesley is an an anagram of Weleys though

Ashley Barnesdinho and Dwight Mc'Neilnho are brilliant for us though m8

Looks like a bargain compared to Fred.

Bordeauxclaret wrote:Looks like a bargain compared to Fred.

Do you mean Fred Yabbadabbadinho

Bosscat wrote:Do you mean Fred Yabbadabbadinho

Otherwise known as Fred Flintsoninho. He used to play with Barnado Rubbleinho (oh dear). They were the bedrock of the team apparently. Willian-ma was in the same team. Okay I was stretching a bit for the last one but you gotta admit it was a good try.

I'll go to my other 2 accounts now and react to this post.

To be honest Wesley looks a decent player to me. Big, physical. not bad in front of goal with a decent record. Especially for 22. Sounds like the sort of criticism Abraham was getting but that's quietened down a bit,.

Woodleyclaret wrote:Wesley at Villa is a complete Donkey with the first touch of a man in wellies
No pace no skill non scoring striker that some fool decided was worth spending £22m on

Are your findings Based on a 5 minute viewing of motd ?

Reminds me a bit of Afonso Alves, who was utter garbage

Julio Baptista was another

edison wrote:Julio Baptista was another

Pele?

tim_noone wrote:Pele?

The player Pele wishes he had been

houseboy wrote:Otherwise known as Fred Flintsoninho. He used to play with Barnado Rubbleinho (oh dear). They were the bedrock of the team apparently. Willian-ma was in the same team. Okay I was stretching a bit for the last one but you gotta admit it was a good try.

I'll go to my other 2 accounts now and react to this post.

Careful house the Illuminati are watching

Bosscat wrote:Careful house the Illuminati are watching

Hi Boss, glad you are well.
Speaking of Illuminati did you know that there is a by-law that says anyone having an erection in public after dark should have it properly illuminated?

When it comes to sly fouls on the opposition, Wesley is world-class.

houseboy wrote:Hi Boss, glad you are well.
Speaking of Illuminati did you know that there is a by-law that says anyone having an erection in public after dark should have it properly illuminated?

In my village it against parish council rules to have an erection on the village green (this is very true and causes great hilarity for very obvious reasons ) must admit to once having broke this rule with a rather attractive lady back in the 1970's walking home from the Pub

Bosscat » ..........
must admit to once having broke this rule with a rather attractive lady back in the 1970's walking home from the Pub


Wouldn't have worked for me, -- there wouldn't have been enough blood left to walk at the same time.

It's a proper poor do when Brazilians are called Fred and Wesley while English lads' names are Jadon Sancho and Joe Gomez.

Bullabill wrote:Bosscat » ..........
must admit to once having broke this rule with a rather attractive lady back in the 1970's walking home from the Pub


Wouldn't have worked for me, -- there wouldn't have been enough blood left to walk at the same time.

Hence why the village green m8 went all faint as the blood rushed from my head

It's an age-old myth that all Brazilians are good. They produce some great players, of course, but when you look at the careers of many of their best players they've often been inconsistent.

Neymar's gone/going that way. Kaka was fantastic for a couple of years at Milan (first spell). Ronaldinho had three or four very good seasons but that was it.

Ronaldo was arguably their last "great" who held it together the longest although his weight issues impacted his consistency.