Spot the Gaff

conyoviejo · Post by **conyoviejo** » Tue Nov 12, 2019 5:23 pm

Made me laugh anyway..

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Bosscat · Post by **Bosscat** » Tue Nov 12, 2019 5:32 pm

Jesus wept I've been looking at that thinking why is there a gaff.... then spotted it very good....

Will keep it under my Halo

to see how many others spot it

Cleveleys_claret · Post by **Cleveleys_claret** » Tue Nov 12, 2019 5:35 pm

Anything to do with his leg?

Steve1956 · Post by **Steve1956** » Tue Nov 12, 2019 5:36 pm

Is it a stick man playing keepy uppy with a ladies love button?

Marney&Mee · Post by **Marney&Mee** » Tue Nov 12, 2019 5:40 pm

why is it a gaff..the Saint in Portsmouth ?

bobinho · Post by **bobinho** » Tue Nov 12, 2019 5:40 pm

Simon Templar has turned up!

bobinho · Post by **bobinho** » Tue Nov 12, 2019 5:41 pm

Marney&Mee wrote:why is it a gaff..the Saint in Portsmouth ?

With a pose like that he should be elsewhere on the sarf coast.

Oh come on snowflakes, it’s just a gag.

LeadBelly · Post by **LeadBelly** » Tue Nov 12, 2019 5:46 pm

There's a nice "glass floor" in the spinnaker, right by the Saint's halo, standing on there and looking down isn't for those with acrophobia.
Nice area to visit around there though (but not necessarily for Simon Templar fans).

Funkydrummer · Post by **Funkydrummer** » Tue Nov 12, 2019 5:48 pm

Stop f@nnying about and just tell us.

dsr · Post by **dsr** » Tue Nov 12, 2019 5:52 pm

I think it's that it should be spelt "gaffe"?

Bosscat · Post by **Bosscat** » Tue Nov 12, 2019 5:55 pm

Surely everyone knows "The Saint" appearing on Portsmouths Spinaker Tower is a huge gaffe especially in Red lol

northernpowerhouse · Post by **northernpowerhouse** » Tue Nov 12, 2019 9:08 pm

By my calculations they've scored 33 goals in the 36 games they've started together (18 for Barnes, 15 for Wood).

Not bad.

Bosscat · Post by **Bosscat** » Tue Nov 12, 2019 9:11 pm

northernpowerhouse wrote:By my calculations they've scored 33 goals in the 36 games they've started together (18 for Barnes, 15 for Wood).

Not bad.

Thats just Burnley .... don't forget they have played together elsewhere

so have known each others game for years

FactualFrank · Post by **FactualFrank** » Tue Nov 12, 2019 9:22 pm

northernpowerhouse wrote:By my calculations they've scored 33 goals in the 36 games they've started together (18 for Barnes, 15 for Wood).

Not bad.

How many home/away?

Ashingtonclaret46 · Post by **Ashingtonclaret46** » Tue Nov 12, 2019 9:22 pm

Chris Wood has made 59 PL starts for Burnley and scored 20 goals, in addition he has come on as a sub in 13 PL games and scored 5 goals ---not a bad rate for a striker.

Burnley1989 · Post by **Burnley1989** » Tue Nov 12, 2019 9:29 pm

Some return is that

harryharryharry · Post by **harryharryharry** » Tue Nov 12, 2019 10:30 pm

Who made this mistake?

Rick_Muller · Post by **Rick_Muller** » Tue Nov 12, 2019 10:42 pm

I’m really confused now...

Bosscat · Post by **Bosscat** » Tue Nov 12, 2019 10:53 pm

Rick_Muller wrote:I’m really confused now...

A gaff is a sailing term
SAILING
a spar to which the head of a fore-and-aft sail is bent.
"a gaff-rigged cutter"

Plus the Spinaker Tower is based on a Sail.... perhaps there is small gaff rigged cutter sailing vessel in the picture

conyoviejo · Post by **conyoviejo** » Tue Nov 12, 2019 10:54 pm

How's Barnes and Wood broken into my thread..

Goobs · Post by **Goobs** » Tue Nov 12, 2019 11:09 pm

conyoviejo wrote:How's Barnes and Wood broken into my thread..

They go where they want, when they want

conyoviejo · Post by **conyoviejo** » Tue Nov 12, 2019 11:15 pm

Goobs wrote:They go where they want, when they want

Bloody Bruise bros .

Rick_Muller · Post by **Rick_Muller** » Tue Nov 12, 2019 11:18 pm

Bosscat wrote:A gaff is a sailing term
SAILING
a spar to which the head of a fore-and-aft sail is bent.
"a gaff-rigged cutter"

Plus the Spinaker Tower is based on a Sail.... perhaps there is small gaff rigged cutter sailing vessel in the picture

I know that, I’m confused how Wood’n’Barnes got involved...

conyoviejo · Post by **conyoviejo** » Tue Nov 12, 2019 11:23 pm

Rick_Muller wrote:I know that, I’m confused how Wood’n’Barnes got involved...

So am I Rick..

FactualFrank · Post by **FactualFrank** » Tue Nov 12, 2019 11:44 pm

'Spot the Gaff'

Spotted it - Barnes and Wood shouldn't be on this thread.

Bosscat · Post by **Bosscat** » Wed Nov 13, 2019 8:21 am

I think I made a gaffe hadn't seen Barnesy and Woody sneak in

How did that happen... perhaps "a doorway" has been opened between the realms like in "His Dark Materials" on Sunday night, that confused the Mrs

martin_p · Post by **martin_p** » Wed Nov 13, 2019 8:24 am

WORST THREAD MERGE EVER!!!

IanMcL · Post by **IanMcL** » Wed Nov 13, 2019 9:38 am

dsr wrote:I think it's that it should be spelt "gaffe"?

Yes!

Gaff - a place to stay.
Gaffe - an unintentional error.

Perhaps they are code for Barnes and Wood!

houseboy · Post by **houseboy** » Wed Nov 13, 2019 12:18 pm

bobinho wrote:With a pose like that he should be elsewhere on the sarf coast.

Oh come on snowflakes, it’s just a gag.

You mean a Brighton Favour don't you?

houseboy · Post by **houseboy** » Wed Nov 13, 2019 12:26 pm

Bosscat wrote:
I think I made a gaffe hadn't seen Barnesy and Woody sneak in

How did that happen... perhaps "a doorway" has been opened between the realms like in "His Dark Materials" on Sunday night, that confused the Mrs

On the last mention of His Dark Materials you managed to get the whole thread sent to another realm with your denials about our.....oops!

Anyway what makes you such an expert on sailing? The internet?

Bosscat · Post by **Bosscat** » Wed Nov 13, 2019 12:32 pm

houseboy wrote:On the last mention of His Dark Materials you managed to get the whole thread sent to another realm with your denials about our.....oops!

Anyway what makes you such an expert on sailing? The internet?

I used to be sea scout House .... gave it up when my tent sank

Its called a life of quizzing and doing crosswords m8 .... a hell of a lot of crap floating around in my head.... (floating /sailing

pun not intended....) and google of course

We won a bottle of wine on the cruise by me knowing "Barbara Millicent Roberts" is the full name of Barbie the doll... the other teams said I was sad for knowing that... so as we walked out and held up my bottle of P&O house red and said "yeah but I am the 'Sad one' with the bottle of wine" to great cheers from my team and the Bar Staff.

houseboy · Post by **houseboy** » Wed Nov 13, 2019 12:38 pm

Bosscat wrote:I used to be sea scout House .... gave it up when my tent sank

Its called a life of quizzing and doing crosswords m8 .... a hell of a lot of crap floating around in my head.... (floating /sailing pun not intended....) and google of course

We won a bottle of wine on the cruise by me knowing "Barbara Millicent Roberts" is the full name of Barbie the doll... the other teams said I was sad for knowing that... so as we walked out and held up my bottle of P&O house red and said "yeah but I am the 'Sad one' with the bottle of wine" to great cheers from my team and the Bar Staff.

Bet it was hard work rubbing two sticks together to make fire.

And SERIOUSLY Boss - how the f!ck would you know that a bloody doll even has a 'real' name? That has got to be the most weird piece of information ever. It's a bit like knowing Father Christmas' real name.*

*Go on - I know you're dying to tell me.

Bosscat · Post by **Bosscat** » Wed Nov 13, 2019 12:40 pm

houseboy wrote:Bet it was hard work rubbing two sticks together to make fire.

And SERIOUSLY Boss - how the f!ck would you know that a bloody doll even has a 'real' name? That has got to be the most weird piece of information ever. It's a bit like knowing Father Christmas' real name.*

*Go on - I know you're dying to tell me.

He is known as Kris Kringle in some countries

houseboy · Post by **houseboy** » Wed Nov 13, 2019 12:44 pm

Bosscat wrote:He is known as Kris Kringle in some countries

That sounds like the name of a pervert in a horror film.

Mother: Now be good and go to sleep.
Child: Must I mother.
Mother: Oh yes dear, if you don't Kris Kringle might pay you a visit and he doesn't like children that don't sleep at night.
Child: Okay mother.
Mother: Now just keep an eye on the wardrobe door dear.

dsr · Post by **dsr** » Wed Nov 13, 2019 12:57 pm

houseboy wrote:It's a bit like knowing Father Christmas' real name.*

*Go on - I know you're dying to tell me.

Saint Nicholas.

houseboy · Post by **houseboy** » Wed Nov 13, 2019 1:26 pm

dsr wrote:Saint Nicholas.

So he IS real then - I'd better start behaving myself before Christmas.

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