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Happy Thread

Post by houseboy » Wed Nov 13, 2019 12:32 pm

I've decided to start a thread without a basic topic - the only rule is there must be no personal insults, no arguing for the sake of it, no asking for 'proofs' or 'sources', no desperate attempts to sell our players and no mention of sending people to the gallows for playing tiddley winks on a Tuesday. The intention is to have a happy place where there can be positivity and fun. Now I am fully aware that this is a Burnley fan site and this may be the worst idea since Napoleon invaded Russia but hey ho. It'll probably have slipped off the main page by 2pm.

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Re: Happy Thread

Post by Rick_Muller » Wed Nov 13, 2019 12:34 pm

I had a nice poo earlier today that made me happy

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Re: Happy Thread

Post by tiger76 » Wed Nov 13, 2019 12:35 pm

I've got a day off work so i'm :D

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Re: Happy Thread

Post by Bosscat » Wed Nov 13, 2019 12:36 pm

Rick_Muller wrote:I had a nice poo earlier today that made me happy
I wanted to like that post ... but decided liking someone elses poo talk would make me seem weird ...

Shut up Steve :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Happy Thread

Post by Bosscat » Wed Nov 13, 2019 12:37 pm

I am happily retired and have a lovely wife (she is behind me as I type this and just told me to say that ;) )

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Re: Happy Thread

Post by houseboy » Wed Nov 13, 2019 12:39 pm

I had sex in July.

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Re: Happy Thread

Post by Bosscat » Wed Nov 13, 2019 12:41 pm

houseboy wrote:I had sex in July.
Nice girl.

Ive had her to as well as April, May and June. Jan was a bit cold though but nice when she gets warmed up

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Re: Happy Thread

Post by Steve1956 » Wed Nov 13, 2019 12:43 pm

houseboy wrote:I had sex in July.
Lucky B@stard!!! :lol:

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Re: Happy Thread

Post by Bosscat » Wed Nov 13, 2019 12:44 pm

Marriage is like a game of cards....

You start with 2 hearts and a diamond.





Eventually you will be looking for a Club and a Spade
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Re: Happy Thread

Post by houseboy » Wed Nov 13, 2019 12:45 pm

Steve1956 wrote:Lucky B@stard!!! :lol:
Not that lucky - it was July '87.
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Re: Happy Thread

Post by Steve1956 » Wed Nov 13, 2019 12:46 pm

houseboy wrote:Not that lucky - it was July '87.
Like I said...lucky B@stard :D
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Re: Happy Thread

Post by houseboy » Wed Nov 13, 2019 12:47 pm

Bosscat wrote:Nice girl.

Ive had her to as well as April, May and June. Jan was a bit cold though but nice when she gets warmed up
Bizarrely I have actually had 'encounters' in the past with both an April and a June - can anyone beat that in a month name count?

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Re: Happy Thread

Post by Bosscat » Wed Nov 13, 2019 12:48 pm

Steve1956 wrote:Like I said...lucky B@stard :D
How do you keep swapping between accounts Steve :?

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Re: Happy Thread

Post by houseboy » Wed Nov 13, 2019 12:48 pm

Steve1956 wrote:Like I said...lucky B@stard :D
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Re: Happy Thread

Post by Bosscat » Wed Nov 13, 2019 12:48 pm

houseboy wrote:Not that lucky - it was July '87.
How do you keep swapping between accounts Ian :?
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Re: Happy Thread

Post by houseboy » Wed Nov 13, 2019 12:49 pm

Bosscat wrote:How do you keep swapping between accounts Steve :?
It's easy Boss, you just have to remember who you are at anyone tim.....oops.

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Re: Happy Thread

Post by Steve1956 » Wed Nov 13, 2019 12:50 pm

Bosscat wrote:How do you keep swapping between accounts Steve :?
:? I'm not telling you!

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Re: Happy Thread

Post by Bosscat » Wed Nov 13, 2019 12:50 pm

Bosscat wrote:How do you keep swapping between accounts Ian :?
How do you keep swapping between accounts Stewart :shock: ooops

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Re: Happy Thread

Post by bfcjg » Wed Nov 13, 2019 12:51 pm

Just had a voicemail from Grandson, a bit goo goo goo gandad but that made me really happy.
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Re: Happy Thread

Post by Bosscat » Wed Nov 13, 2019 12:51 pm

houseboy wrote:Bizarrely I have actually had 'encounters' in the past with both an April and a June - can anyone beat that in a month name count?
Already have ... you answered it duhhhhhh :lol: :lol:
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Re: Happy Thread

Post by Ashingtonclaret46 » Wed Nov 13, 2019 12:52 pm

I woke up this morning so I am happy ---nothing to add! :D
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Re: Happy Thread

Post by FactualFrank » Wed Nov 13, 2019 12:52 pm

Bosscat wrote:I am happily retired and have a lovely wife (she is behind me as I type this and just told me to say that ;) )
I'm happily self employed and just gave myself the day off for sneezing twice.
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Re: Happy Thread

Post by Bosscat » Wed Nov 13, 2019 12:53 pm

bfcjg wrote:Just had a voicemail from Grandson, a bit goo goo goo gandad but that made me really happy.
Was it a bit like Ricks earlier post...
Rick_Muller wrote:I had a nice poo earlier today that made me happy
:lol: :lol: :lol:

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Re: Happy Thread

Post by Steve1956 » Wed Nov 13, 2019 12:53 pm

My idea of happiness is a big 10 minute poo,shaving off 5 days growth,and a 20 minute shower followed by a nice brew and Warbies crumpets smothered in Lurpak and Honey...in that order.
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Re: Happy Thread

Post by Bosscat » Wed Nov 13, 2019 12:54 pm

Steve1956 wrote:My idea of happiness is a big 10 minute poo,shaving off 5 days growth,and a 20 minute shower followed by a nice brew and Warbies crumpets. Whilst smothered in Lurpack and Honey...in that order.
Followed by a nice Lagavulin eh ;)

Smothering yourself in Lurpak and Honey, is that for Gillians pleasure ;)
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Re: Happy Thread

Post by Steve1956 » Wed Nov 13, 2019 12:56 pm

Bosscat wrote:Followed by a nice Lagavulin eh ;)

Smothering yourself in Lurpak and Honey is that for Gillians pleasure ;)
She gags on honey :lol:
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Re: Happy Thread

Post by Bosscat » Wed Nov 13, 2019 12:57 pm

Steve1956 wrote:She gags on honey :lol:
Talking about Honey ..... I've had her too :lol: :lol:
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Re: Happy Thread

Post by Steve1956 » Wed Nov 13, 2019 1:02 pm

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Sounds about right to me

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Re: Happy Thread

Post by Steve1956 » Wed Nov 13, 2019 1:05 pm

Bosscat wrote:Followed by a nice Lagavulin eh ;)

Smothering yourself in Lurpak and Honey, is that for Gillians pleasure ;)
I all outta Lagavulin at the mo mate,seeing has how we have become great friends,I'll text you my address later,I think you can get it on Amazon for about £47 a bottle,let me know when you have sent it. ;)

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Re: Happy Thread

Post by Steve1956 » Wed Nov 13, 2019 1:08 pm

Bosscat wrote:I wanted to like that post ... but decided liking someone elses poo talk would make me seem weird ...

Shut up Steve :lol: :lol: :lol:
Is Rick one of our aliases as well BC?

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Re: Happy Thread

Post by Bosscat » Wed Nov 13, 2019 1:10 pm

Steve1956 wrote:I all outta Lagavulin at the mo mate,seeing has how we have become great friends,I'll text you my address later,I think you can get it on Amazon for about £47 a bottle,let me know when you have sent it. ;)
I have a bottle will send it on up m8....

Can't guarantee the contents as Lagavulin Single Malt ...

Its more like LakeVulgar single yellow water

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Re: Happy Thread

Post by houseboy » Wed Nov 13, 2019 1:12 pm

Bosscat wrote:Already have you answered it duhhhhhh :lol: :lol:
I think I've just gone dislexic Boss. I can't for the life in me decipher what you have written.

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Re: Happy Thread

Post by houseboy » Wed Nov 13, 2019 1:13 pm

Ashingtonclaret46 wrote:I woke up this morning so I am happy ---nothing to add! :D
I know that feeling.

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Re: Happy Thread

Post by houseboy » Wed Nov 13, 2019 1:16 pm

Steve1956 wrote:My idea of happiness is a big 10 minute poo,shaving off 5 days growth,and a 20 minute shower followed by a nice brew and Warbies crumpets smothered in Lurpak and Honey...in that order.
I shaved off a few days growth this morning...it bloody hurts.

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Re: Happy Thread

Post by Bosscat » Wed Nov 13, 2019 1:16 pm

Bosscat wrote:Already have ... you answered it duhhhhhh :lol: :lol:
houseboy wrote:I think I've just gone dislexic Boss. I can't for the life in me decipher what you have written.
I was doing my Yoda impression ;)

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Re: Happy Thread

Post by houseboy » Wed Nov 13, 2019 1:16 pm

Steve1956 wrote:She gags on honey :lol:
Is that all Steve...is that all.

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Re: Happy Thread

Post by houseboy » Wed Nov 13, 2019 1:19 pm

Steve1956 wrote:
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Sounds about right to me
There is a saying that happiness is a state of mind. Quite possibly the most self-evident statement ever. How can it be anything else?

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Re: Happy Thread

Post by houseboy » Wed Nov 13, 2019 1:21 pm

Bosscat wrote:I was doing my Yoda impression ;)

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Told you before I have...a little strange you are.
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Re: Happy Thread

Post by Bosscat » Wed Nov 13, 2019 1:23 pm

Was in a hotel with the wife at the self service breakfast counter...

Behind us were sat an American couple.... She said to her Husband "Pass me the Sugar Sugar"... he replied "Sure .... Pass me the Honey Honey"

My wife dug me in the Ribs and said "Why are not romantic like that"

I looked at her, smiled and said "Pass me the Bacon you pi...... OWWWWWWWWW"

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Re: Happy Thread

Post by Steve1956 » Wed Nov 13, 2019 1:34 pm

houseboy wrote:Is that all Steve...is that all.
No,she also gags when Jeremy Corbyn comes on the Tele.
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Re: Happy Thread

Post by Bosscat » Wed Nov 13, 2019 1:41 pm

Steve1956 wrote:No,she also gags when Jeremy Corbyn comes on the Tele.
Now now Steve this is a Happy thread politics ... turns it into an un-happy thread....





My Mrs also Gags when Jezza Corbuncle appears on the Telly ... a bit like I do when his squeeze (Daine Jabba the Hutt) Abbott appears :D :) ;)

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Re: Happy Thread

Post by Tribesmen » Wed Nov 13, 2019 2:15 pm

So much against me getting to Dublin on Thursday for the Ireland v New Zealand game then everything fell into place , Fair play to my boss for giving me time off for two matches inside a week . Very Happy ..........
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Re: Happy Thread

Post by spadesclaret » Wed Nov 13, 2019 2:37 pm

I have had a miserable cold. Today I feel a little better. I am happy.

The electrician has been and fixed the bathroom light fitting. I am very happy.

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Re: Happy Thread

Post by houseboy » Wed Nov 13, 2019 2:38 pm

Bosscat wrote:Now now Steve this is a Happy thread politics ... turns it into an un-happy thread....





My Mrs also Gags when Jezza Corbuncle appears on the Telly ... a bit like I do when his squeeze (Daine Jabba the Hutt) Abbott appears :D :) ;)
Is Daine the sister of Diane then Boss?

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Re: Happy Thread

Post by Bosscat » Wed Nov 13, 2019 2:40 pm

houseboy wrote:Is Daine the sister of Diane then Boss?
Ooooooooh you are awful.....

But I like you ;)
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Re: Happy Thread

Post by houseboy » Wed Nov 13, 2019 2:48 pm

Steve1956 wrote:No,she also gags when Jeremy Corbyn comes on the Tele.
Poor old Jeremy. I can't understand what he is supposed to have done. The problem is the country will have to choose between him and Boris the Buffoon. What with Trump in charge over there I think the world is in dire need of some inspiring leadership. The world no longer has any Ghandis or Luther-Kings or Mandelas.

But on the good side it has got me. Or Boss. Or Steve1956. But depending on where you look that only accounts for one. I think Imploding Turtle would make a great leader of men.

I'd love to rule the world. I'd do it for free. No one would starve. There would be no war. Polution would be attended to. And most importantly I would flatten Ewood to make a car park.

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Re: Happy Thread

Post by houseboy » Wed Nov 13, 2019 2:51 pm

See, it works. Everyone is happy. I'm going to go home and make my wife very happy. I'm going to do something to her that will bring a big smile to her face.



I'm gonna pack up and leave home.

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Re: Happy Thread

Post by Steve1956 » Wed Nov 13, 2019 2:51 pm

houseboy wrote:Poor old Jeremy. I can't understand what he is supposed to have done. The problem is the country will have to choose between him and Boris the Buffoon. What with Trump in charge over there I think the world is in dire need of some inspiring leadership. The world no longer has any Ghandis or Luther-Kings or Mandelas.

But on the good side it has got me. Or Boss. Or Steve1956. But depending on where you look that only accounts for one. I think Imploding Turtle would make a great leader of men.

I'd love to rule the world. I'd do it for free. No one would starve. There would be no war. Polution would be attended to. And most importantly I would flatten Ewood to make a car park.
One name springs to mind to save us from buffoonery.....Jo Swinson,the next PM according to her :lol:

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Re: Happy Thread

Post by Bosscat » Wed Nov 13, 2019 2:55 pm

houseboy wrote:Poor old Jeremy. I can't understand what he is supposed to have done. The problem is the country will have to choose between him and Boris the Buffoon. What with Trump in charge over there I think the world is in dire need of some inspiring leadership. The world no longer has any Ghandis or Luther-Kings or Mandelas.

But on the good side it has got me. Or Boss. Or Steve1956. But depending on where you look that only accounts for one. I think Imploding Turtle would make a great leader of men.

I'd love to rule the world. I'd do it for free. No one would starve. There would be no war. Polution would be attended to. And most importantly I would flatten Ewood to make a car park.
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Re: Happy Thread

Post by houseboy » Wed Nov 13, 2019 2:57 pm

Steve1956 wrote:One name springs to mind to save us from buffoonery.....Jo Swinson,the next PM according to her :lol:
Hey bud how does she keep a straight face when saying they are preparing for government. Tomorrow's trick folks is how to nail a jelly to the ceiling. I hate to criticise - as you know ;) - but she might be suffering from some kind of delusion. But no doubt she will secure some kind of vote due to the undemocratic nature of her approach to the 'B' word. Poor Jo - someone should tell her before she finds out the hard way.

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