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Happy Thread
I've decided to start a thread without a basic topic - the only rule is there must be no personal insults, no arguing for the sake of it, no asking for 'proofs' or 'sources', no desperate attempts to sell our players and no mention of sending people to the gallows for playing tiddley winks on a Tuesday. The intention is to have a happy place where there can be positivity and fun. Now I am fully aware that this is a Burnley fan site and this may be the worst idea since Napoleon invaded Russia but hey ho. It'll probably have slipped off the main page by 2pm.
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Re: Happy Thread
I had a nice poo earlier today that made me happy
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I've got a day off work so i'm
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I wanted to like that post ... but decided liking someone elses poo talk would make me seem weird ...Rick_Muller wrote:I had a nice poo earlier today that made me happy
Shut up Steve
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I am happily retired and have a lovely wife (she is behind me as I type this and just told me to say that )
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I had sex in July.
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Nice girl.houseboy wrote:I had sex in July.
Ive had her to as well as April, May and June. Jan was a bit cold though but nice when she gets warmed up
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Lucky B@stard!!!houseboy wrote:I had sex in July.
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Marriage is like a game of cards....
You start with 2 hearts and a diamond.
Eventually you will be looking for a Club and a Spade
You start with 2 hearts and a diamond.
Eventually you will be looking for a Club and a Spade
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Not that lucky - it was July '87.Steve1956 wrote:Lucky B@stard!!!
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Like I said...lucky B@stardhouseboy wrote:Not that lucky - it was July '87.
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Bizarrely I have actually had 'encounters' in the past with both an April and a June - can anyone beat that in a month name count?Bosscat wrote:Nice girl.
Ive had her to as well as April, May and June. Jan was a bit cold though but nice when she gets warmed up
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How do you keep swapping between accounts SteveSteve1956 wrote:Like I said...lucky B@stard
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Steve1956 wrote:Like I said...lucky B@stard
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How do you keep swapping between accounts Ianhouseboy wrote:Not that lucky - it was July '87.
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It's easy Boss, you just have to remember who you are at anyone tim.....oops.Bosscat wrote:How do you keep swapping between accounts Steve
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I'm not telling you!Bosscat wrote:How do you keep swapping between accounts Steve
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How do you keep swapping between accounts Stewart ooopsBosscat wrote:How do you keep swapping between accounts Ian
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Just had a voicemail from Grandson, a bit goo goo goo gandad but that made me really happy.
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Already have ... you answered it duhhhhhhhouseboy wrote:Bizarrely I have actually had 'encounters' in the past with both an April and a June - can anyone beat that in a month name count?
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I woke up this morning so I am happy ---nothing to add!
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I'm happily self employed and just gave myself the day off for sneezing twice.Bosscat wrote:I am happily retired and have a lovely wife (she is behind me as I type this and just told me to say that )
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Was it a bit like Ricks earlier post...bfcjg wrote:Just had a voicemail from Grandson, a bit goo goo goo gandad but that made me really happy.
Rick_Muller wrote:I had a nice poo earlier today that made me happy
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My idea of happiness is a big 10 minute poo,shaving off 5 days growth,and a 20 minute shower followed by a nice brew and Warbies crumpets smothered in Lurpak and Honey...in that order.
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Followed by a nice Lagavulin ehSteve1956 wrote:My idea of happiness is a big 10 minute poo,shaving off 5 days growth,and a 20 minute shower followed by a nice brew and Warbies crumpets. Whilst smothered in Lurpack and Honey...in that order.
Smothering yourself in Lurpak and Honey, is that for Gillians pleasure
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She gags on honeyBosscat wrote:Followed by a nice Lagavulin eh
Smothering yourself in Lurpak and Honey is that for Gillians pleasure
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Talking about Honey ..... I've had her tooSteve1956 wrote:She gags on honey
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Sounds about right to me
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I all outta Lagavulin at the mo mate,seeing has how we have become great friends,I'll text you my address later,I think you can get it on Amazon for about £47 a bottle,let me know when you have sent it.Bosscat wrote:Followed by a nice Lagavulin eh
Smothering yourself in Lurpak and Honey, is that for Gillians pleasure
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Is Rick one of our aliases as well BC?Bosscat wrote:I wanted to like that post ... but decided liking someone elses poo talk would make me seem weird ...
Shut up Steve
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I have a bottle will send it on up m8....Steve1956 wrote:I all outta Lagavulin at the mo mate,seeing has how we have become great friends,I'll text you my address later,I think you can get it on Amazon for about £47 a bottle,let me know when you have sent it.
Can't guarantee the contents as Lagavulin Single Malt ...
Its more like LakeVulgar single yellow water
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I think I've just gone dislexic Boss. I can't for the life in me decipher what you have written.Bosscat wrote:Already have you answered it duhhhhhh
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I know that feeling.Ashingtonclaret46 wrote:I woke up this morning so I am happy ---nothing to add!
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I shaved off a few days growth this morning...it bloody hurts.Steve1956 wrote:My idea of happiness is a big 10 minute poo,shaving off 5 days growth,and a 20 minute shower followed by a nice brew and Warbies crumpets smothered in Lurpak and Honey...in that order.
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Bosscat wrote:Already have ... you answered it duhhhhhh
I was doing my Yoda impressionhouseboy wrote:I think I've just gone dislexic Boss. I can't for the life in me decipher what you have written.
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Is that all Steve...is that all.Steve1956 wrote:She gags on honey
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There is a saying that happiness is a state of mind. Quite possibly the most self-evident statement ever. How can it be anything else?Steve1956 wrote:Sounds about right to me
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Told you before I have...a little strange you are.Bosscat wrote:I was doing my Yoda impression
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Was in a hotel with the wife at the self service breakfast counter...
Behind us were sat an American couple.... She said to her Husband "Pass me the Sugar Sugar"... he replied "Sure .... Pass me the Honey Honey"
My wife dug me in the Ribs and said "Why are not romantic like that"
I looked at her, smiled and said "Pass me the Bacon you pi...... OWWWWWWWWW"
Behind us were sat an American couple.... She said to her Husband "Pass me the Sugar Sugar"... he replied "Sure .... Pass me the Honey Honey"
My wife dug me in the Ribs and said "Why are not romantic like that"
I looked at her, smiled and said "Pass me the Bacon you pi...... OWWWWWWWWW"
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No,she also gags when Jeremy Corbyn comes on the Tele.houseboy wrote:Is that all Steve...is that all.
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Now now Steve this is a Happy thread politics ... turns it into an un-happy thread....Steve1956 wrote:No,she also gags when Jeremy Corbyn comes on the Tele.
My Mrs also Gags when Jezza Corbuncle appears on the Telly ... a bit like I do when his squeeze (Daine Jabba the Hutt) Abbott appears
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So much against me getting to Dublin on Thursday for the Ireland v New Zealand game then everything fell into place , Fair play to my boss for giving me time off for two matches inside a week . Very Happy ..........
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I have had a miserable cold. Today I feel a little better. I am happy.
The electrician has been and fixed the bathroom light fitting. I am very happy.
The electrician has been and fixed the bathroom light fitting. I am very happy.
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Is Daine the sister of Diane then Boss?Bosscat wrote:Now now Steve this is a Happy thread politics ... turns it into an un-happy thread....
My Mrs also Gags when Jezza Corbuncle appears on the Telly ... a bit like I do when his squeeze (Daine Jabba the Hutt) Abbott appears
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Ooooooooh you are awful.....houseboy wrote:Is Daine the sister of Diane then Boss?
But I like you
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Poor old Jeremy. I can't understand what he is supposed to have done. The problem is the country will have to choose between him and Boris the Buffoon. What with Trump in charge over there I think the world is in dire need of some inspiring leadership. The world no longer has any Ghandis or Luther-Kings or Mandelas.Steve1956 wrote:No,she also gags when Jeremy Corbyn comes on the Tele.
But on the good side it has got me. Or Boss. Or Steve1956. But depending on where you look that only accounts for one. I think Imploding Turtle would make a great leader of men.
I'd love to rule the world. I'd do it for free. No one would starve. There would be no war. Polution would be attended to. And most importantly I would flatten Ewood to make a car park.
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See, it works. Everyone is happy. I'm going to go home and make my wife very happy. I'm going to do something to her that will bring a big smile to her face.
I'm gonna pack up and leave home.
I'm gonna pack up and leave home.
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One name springs to mind to save us from buffoonery.....Jo Swinson,the next PM according to herhouseboy wrote:Poor old Jeremy. I can't understand what he is supposed to have done. The problem is the country will have to choose between him and Boris the Buffoon. What with Trump in charge over there I think the world is in dire need of some inspiring leadership. The world no longer has any Ghandis or Luther-Kings or Mandelas.
But on the good side it has got me. Or Boss. Or Steve1956. But depending on where you look that only accounts for one. I think Imploding Turtle would make a great leader of men.
I'd love to rule the world. I'd do it for free. No one would starve. There would be no war. Polution would be attended to. And most importantly I would flatten Ewood to make a car park.
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https://youtu.be/UpzCM1aitHw" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;houseboy wrote:Poor old Jeremy. I can't understand what he is supposed to have done. The problem is the country will have to choose between him and Boris the Buffoon. What with Trump in charge over there I think the world is in dire need of some inspiring leadership. The world no longer has any Ghandis or Luther-Kings or Mandelas.
But on the good side it has got me. Or Boss. Or Steve1956. But depending on where you look that only accounts for one. I think Imploding Turtle would make a great leader of men.
I'd love to rule the world. I'd do it for free. No one would starve. There would be no war. Polution would be attended to. And most importantly I would flatten Ewood to make a car park.
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Hey bud how does she keep a straight face when saying they are preparing for government. Tomorrow's trick folks is how to nail a jelly to the ceiling. I hate to criticise - as you know - but she might be suffering from some kind of delusion. But no doubt she will secure some kind of vote due to the undemocratic nature of her approach to the 'B' word. Poor Jo - someone should tell her before she finds out the hard way.Steve1956 wrote:One name springs to mind to save us from buffoonery.....Jo Swinson,the next PM according to her