Happy Thread

[Bosscat]

Jo Swanson
Jezza
Boris
Trump
Abbott


I thought this was a happy thread

[Steve1956]

Forgive me Ian ,this is a happy thread I've ruined it,I'm distraught I must go now and watch some daytime quizzes please forgive me.

[Foshiznik]

I think we need a joke to bring everyones spirits up.

What do you call a stringed instrument that falls in the water..?




A Sea bass.

[Bosscat]

I think we need a joke to bring everyones spirits up.

What do you call a stringed instrument that falls in the water..?




A Sea bass.

What do you call a Stringed instrument that falls in the sea "twice"






A Double Bass

[Claretmatt4]

Was in a hotel with the wife at the self service breakfast counter...

Behind us were sat an American couple.... She said to her Husband "Pass me the Sugar Sugar"... he replied "Sure .... Pass me the Honey Honey"

My wife dug me in the Ribs and said "Why are not romantic like that"

I looked at her, smiled and said "Pass me the Bacon you pi...... OWWWWWWWWW"

[Tricky Trevor]

I was ont’Turf on Saturday, for a win. Had a weekend with my darling girl and am now in Porto on a city break and taking the train to Braga tomorrow. Happy days. UTC.

[FactualFrank]

Before the crowbar was invented, crows used to drink at home.

[Bosscat]

I was ont’Turf on Saturday, for a win. Had a weekend with my darling girl and am now in Porto on a city break and taking the train to Braga tomorrow. Happy days. UTC.

Lovely City m8 ... Porto ... Taylors Port on the South Bank a great visit....

[Joe Buck]

Grandson and granddaughter both healthy,happy and loving life. What’s better, happy days.

[Colburn_Claret]

Grandson Kylian Patrick 1 year old tomorrow

[Bosscat]

Arthur Wynn inventor of the Crossword is buried in Highgate Cemetery... Devotees of his work love to visit his grave...

There is a map at the entrance and they are delighted to find he is buried 6 down and 8 across

[karatekid]

Bizarrely I have actually had 'encounters' in the past with both an April and a June - can anyone beat that in a month name count?

I once went out with three girls in succession , all named Joanne. It certainly helped with the morning memory thing
The memory of those three game girls has made me happy today.

[Dark Cloud]

Napoleon invading Russia wasn't a bad idea!!! FACT (It just didn't end well)

[houseboy]

I once went out with three girls in succession , all named Joanne. It certainly helped with the morning memory thing
The memory of those three game girls has made me happy today.

2 Joanne’s here bud.

[Dark Cloud]

I once went out with three girls in succession , all named Joanne. It certainly helped with the morning memory thing
The memory of those three game girls has made me happy today.

I heard 2 of them are now identifying as men! That'll wipe the smile off your face!!

[houseboy]

Napoleon invading Russia wasn't a bad idea!!! FACT (It just didn't end well)

It comes under the heading of ‘seemed like a good idea at the time’. He just didn’t allow for the fact that Russia is a bit nippy in winter (and it’s big).

[Dark Cloud]

It comes under the heading of ‘seemed like a good idea at the time’. He just didn’t allow for the fact that Russia is a bit nippy in winter (and it’s big).

Correct, but as a bone fide megalomaniac, you have to think big and think outside the box and boy, he knew how to pitch an idea!!!

[houseboy]

Correct, but as a bone fide megalomaniac, you have to think big and think outside the box and boy, he knew how to pitch an idea!!!

He definitely had small man syndrome. Still it’s nice he tried, that’s the main thing, God loves a tryer. And if he hadn’t who knows, we might all be speaking French now and watching really sh!t league football.

[Bosscat]

Funny how 140 years later yet another small man megalomaniac made a similar error and tried to take the Russian Bear by the short n curlies.....

And they say history doesn't repeat itself

[Dark Cloud]

And he didn't even get as far!!! Absolute comedy gold!! (But you probably had to be there!)

[houseboy]

Funny how 140 years later yet another small man megalomaniac made a similar error and tried to take the Russian Bear by the short n curlies.....

And they say history doesn't repeat itself

How did the German people managed to get conned into war by an.....Austrian?
How did a bloke with black hair and dark eyes manage to convince a whole nation that the perfect race had blonde hair and blue eyes?
Why were so many of his 'advisors' who were so much bigger so scared of him?
How did a retired locksmith from West Yorkshire manage to p!ss off the whole Catholic church and bring about a terrible vexation from the Pope himself?

[Bosscat]

How did a retired locksmith from West Yorkshire manage to p!ss off the whole Catholic church and bring about a terrible vexation from the Pope himself?

North Yorkshire I will have you know West Yorkshire indeed pfffffft

[houseboy]

North Yorkshire I will have you know West Yorkshire indeed pfffffft

FFS Boss be careful about giving your wereabouts - the Vatican are monitoring this.