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One for Pstotto

Post by Bosscat » Thu Nov 14, 2019 11:38 am

Optical illusions

Which is longer....

They are actually the same length....
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Spiral or not a spiral....
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I know you love these things m8...

When I was on the Lancs Telegraph page about the Colne Rd crash this site was one of the links....

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Re: One for Pstotto

Post by FactualFrank » Thu Nov 14, 2019 11:46 am

Believe it or not, squares A and B are the same colour.
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Re: One for Pstotto

Post by Bosscat » Thu Nov 14, 2019 11:49 am

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The grey dots do not exist..
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Re: One for Pstotto

Post by Devils_Advocate » Thu Nov 14, 2019 12:00 pm

Bosscat wrote:
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The grey dots do not exist..
What grey dots???
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Re: One for Pstotto

Post by FactualFrank » Thu Nov 14, 2019 12:01 pm

Devils_Advocate wrote:What grey dots???
There aren't any - they don't exist.
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Re: One for Pstotto

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Re: One for Pstotto

Post by Bosscat » Thu Nov 14, 2019 12:15 pm

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Post by Bosscat » Thu Nov 14, 2019 12:18 pm

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Re: One for Pstotto

Post by Chuckypad » Thu Nov 14, 2019 12:33 pm

The first and third are ace

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Re: One for Pstotto

Post by houseboy » Thu Nov 14, 2019 12:40 pm

Bosscat wrote:
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The grey dots do not exist..
Only if you don't look directly at them?

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Re: One for Pstotto

Post by houseboy » Thu Nov 14, 2019 12:44 pm

Bosscat wrote:Optical illusions

Which is longer....

They are actually the same length....
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Spiral or not a spiral....
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I know you love these things m8...

When I was on the Lancs Telegraph page about the Colne Rd crash this site was one of the links....
The spiral is not a spiral. If you follow each loop you wind up back where you started. Still got to figure how the f!ck it's done though. As far as the brio train track goes I think one is set higher than the other.

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Re: One for Pstotto

Post by houseboy » Thu Nov 14, 2019 12:46 pm

Bosscat wrote:
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These are quite common and although clever are easily sussed.

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Re: One for Pstotto

Post by Bosscat » Thu Nov 14, 2019 12:46 pm

houseboy wrote:The spiral is not a spiral. If you follow each loop you wind up back where you started. Still got to figure how the f!ck it's done though. As far as the brio train track goes I think one is set higher than the other.
The (non)spiral is brilliant...

Like you mate I traced a finger and couldn't beleive how it was circles...... very clever.

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Re: One for Pstotto

Post by houseboy » Thu Nov 14, 2019 12:49 pm

FactualFrank wrote:Believe it or not, squares A and B are the same colour.
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Now this one has got me. Unless it's a play on words - grey is not a colour it's a shade, technically, so therefore NEITHER are a colour (or they are both grey).

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Re: One for Pstotto

Post by houseboy » Thu Nov 14, 2019 12:51 pm

FactualFrank wrote:There aren't any - they don't exist.
So what creates them when you look directly at them? They do disappear when not looked at directly.

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Re: One for Pstotto

Post by FactualFrank » Thu Nov 14, 2019 12:52 pm

This seesaw looks like it is tilted but the two boxes are actually lined up straight.
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Re: One for Pstotto

Post by Bosscat » Thu Nov 14, 2019 12:57 pm

houseboy wrote:Now this one has got me. Unless it's a play on words - grey is not a colour it's a shade, technically, so therefore NEITHER are a colour (or they are both grey).
I think its the letters A and B that appear to be different colours .... but don't forget the dress

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_dress" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

This caused great consternation when people think its a different colour.

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Re: One for Pstotto

Post by Bosscat » Thu Nov 14, 2019 12:59 pm

Star/triangle or not... most think they see an upside down triangle when in reality there is nothing just an empty space
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Re: One for Pstotto

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Re: One for Pstotto

Post by houseboy » Thu Nov 14, 2019 1:12 pm

Bosscat wrote:I think its the letters A and B that appear to be different colours .... but don't forget the dress

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_dress" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

This caused great consternation when people think its a different colour.
I have always said blue and gold.

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Re: One for Pstotto

Post by claretonthecoast1882 » Thu Nov 14, 2019 1:22 pm

These are easier to get your head around while you are on acid

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Re: One for Pstotto

Post by houseboy » Thu Nov 14, 2019 1:25 pm

Bosscat wrote:Star/triangle or not... most think they see an upside down triangle when in reality there is nothing just an empty space
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As Phil Collins said, take a look at me now.

Incidentally Zen would say that the triangle exists just as surely as the lines and dots. Either it exists or the lines and dots don't - both are the same. The lines and dots 'create' the triangle just as our minds 'create' what we see. Everything we perceive is an action of the mind because it is the only way we can perceive any thing at all. A philosophical theory (Kant I think) says if a baby was born with no sense perception at all, completely bereft of taste, touch, hearing, smell and sight, and kept alive artificially until it was 18, would that 18 year old have a single thought in it's head? Would it even be aware of it's own existence? With nothing 'outside' of itself to experience it would have nothing to gauge it's own existence by. Therefore when it is said that the world is a mental construct and only exists in our minds it is theoretically true.

Phew - how about that for Thursday afternoon?

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Re: One for Pstotto

Post by Bosscat » Thu Nov 14, 2019 1:26 pm

houseboy wrote:As Phil Collins said, take a look at me now.

Incidentally Zen would say that the triangle exists just as surely as the lines and dots. Either it exists or the lines and dots don't - both are the same. The lines and dots 'create' the triangle just as our minds 'create' what we see. Everything we perceive is an action of the mind because it is the only way we can perceive any thing at all. A philosophical theory (Kant I think) says if a baby was born with no sense perception at all, completely bereft of taste, touch, hearing, smell and sight, and kept alive artificially until it was 18, would that 18 year old have a single thought in it's head? Would it even be aware of it's own existence? With nothing 'outside' of itself to experience it would have nothing to gauge it's own existence by. Therefore when it is said that the world is a mental construct and only exists in our minds it is theoretically true.

Phew - how about that for Wednesday afternoon?
Have said it once and will say it again....


Its Edukashunel in ere innit

House and his talk of philosophers means only one thing.......

https://youtu.be/l9SqQNgDrgg" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

Singalong words below......

Immanuel Kant was a real pissant
Who was very rarely stable

Heidegger, Heidegger was a boozy beggar
Who could think you under the table

David Hume could out-consume
Wilhelm Freidrich Hegel

And Wittgenstein was a beery swine
Who was just as schloshed as Schlegel

There's nothing Nietzsche couldn't teach ya
'bout the raising of the wrist
Socrates, himself, was permanently ******

John Stuart Mill, of his own free will
On half a pint of shandy was particularly ill

Plato, they say, could stick it away
Half a crate of whiskey every day

Aristotle, Aristotle was a bugger for the bottle
And Hobbes was fond of his dram

And Rene Descartes was a drunken fart
"I drink, therefore I am."

Yes, Socrates himself is particularly missed
A lovely little thinker, but a bugger when he's ******
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Post by houseboy » Thu Nov 14, 2019 2:48 pm

Bosscat wrote:Have said it once and will say it again....


Its Edukashunel in ere innit

House and his talk of philosophers means only one thing.......

https://youtu.be/l9SqQNgDrgg" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

Singalong words below......

Immanuel Kant was a real pissant
Who was very rarely stable

Heidegger, Heidegger was a boozy beggar
Who could think you under the table

David Hume could out-consume
Wilhelm Freidrich Hegel

And Wittgenstein was a beery swine
Who was just as schloshed as Schlegel

There's nothing Nietzsche couldn't teach ya
'bout the raising of the wrist
Socrates, himself, was permanently ******

John Stuart Mill, of his own free will
On half a pint of shandy was particularly ill

Plato, they say, could stick it away
Half a crate of whiskey every day

Aristotle, Aristotle was a bugger for the bottle
And Hobbes was fond of his dram

And Rene Descartes was a drunken fart
"I drink, therefore I am."

Yes, Socrates himself is particularly missed
A lovely little thinker, but a bugger when he's ******
One of Idle's I believe bud. From the attendees of the University of Wullabaloo?

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Re: One for Pstotto

Post by Pstotto » Thu Nov 14, 2019 10:53 pm

I believe folk are having me on, when it comes to optical illusions, but apart from that I'm very trusting... :-)

One such site, http://www.illusionoftheyear.com" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

I think it's a wind up.

Anyway, here's one Pstotto made earlier: 'Cartesian Questions'
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I googled my stuff last week and I had a tab all to myself on the top of the page, along with Kant and Hegel. You might be able to sing bawdy songs about me, soon...

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Re: One for Pstotto

Post by Bosscat » Thu Nov 14, 2019 10:56 pm

Pstotto wrote:I believe folk are having me on, when it comes to optical illusions, but apart from that I'm very trusting... :-)

One such site, http://www.illusionoftheyear.com" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

I think it's a wind up.

Anyway, here's one Pstotto made earlier: 'Cartesian Questions'
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I googled my stuff last week and I had a tab all to myself on the top of the page, along with Kant and Hegel. You might be able to sing bawdy songs about me, soon...
Well m8 they would need to find a Rhyme

Pstotto is permanently Blotto

That would fit :D

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Re: One for Pstotto

Post by houseboy » Fri Nov 15, 2019 2:10 pm

Bosscat wrote:Well m8 they would need to find a Rhyme

Pstotto is permanently Blotto

That would fit :D
Absolutely brilliant Boss - marvelous. Pstotto is hellishly difficult to find a rhyme to that involves drunkenness. Grotto is no good and neither is Lotto. I believe Potted is a word for being drunk but that is stretching it a bit.

John Stuart Mill of his own free will off half a pint of shandy was particularly ill,
Pstotto in the Grotto was well and truly Blotto, trying to play Lotto with his willie in a grill.

My Jove I believe we have it, we have a rhyme. I didn't say it was perfect.

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Re: One for Pstotto

Post by Pstotto » Fri Nov 15, 2019 6:04 pm

Blotto is the word...

Look at this:
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It's an isometric picture of a chair. However, the objective view (the camera so far) of reality is that it is photographic and in perspective.

Surely reality is reality is reality, so on that basis the picture above is both 'photographic' and 'in perspective', for how could it be otherwise, as an image?

... And yet it seems to be neither.

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Re: One for Pstotto

Post by Pstotto » Fri Nov 15, 2019 6:14 pm

... As well as being comprehensible.

????????

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Post by Bosscat » Fri Nov 15, 2019 6:17 pm

Pstotto wrote:I believe folk are having me on, when it comes to optical illusions, but apart from that I'm very trusting... :-)

One such site, http://www.illusionoftheyear.com" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

I think it's a wind up.

Anyway, here's one Pstotto made earlier: 'Cartesian Questions'
The Cartesian Questions web.jpg
I googled my stuff last week and I had a tab all to myself on the top of the page, along with Kant and Hegel. You might be able to sing bawdy songs about me, soon...
Are you sure it said Kant Pstotto.....





It might have been on about Hegel and his visit to Kent.......

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Re: One for Pstotto

Post by Pstotto » Fri Nov 15, 2019 6:34 pm

Yes, Kant...

Kant said that the transcendental was media inasmuch as that data was transformed internally to create consciousness.

These things are what the artist engages with via making art, intuitively mostly. Big fundamental mysteries and on the interface of it.

How can one recognize a square, for example?

"Oh yes, you remind me of, such and such, I thought it was you...""

Hmm???????

... And where was the rest of reality meantime, eh???????

A little bit of reality here but not there, not there on the square?

Meanwhile over in Sweden, the University of Gothenberg are currently seeking a lecturer in Fine Art:

'We particularly welcome applicants who can demonstrate an active artistic research profile and teaching practice which may correspond to one or more of the following areas of critical inquiry: post-colonial studies, decolonial studies, critical race studies, Afro-futurism/pessimism and radical imaginaries; public art; exhibitionary and curatorial practices, addressing institutional and counter-institutional systems; identity studies such as gender, queer, race and ‘crip’ politics; art and politics/economics; critical digital and post-digital studies; activism, sustainability and the capitalocene/anthropocene; post-humanism, cosmopolitics and new materialism; critical approaches to geographies, urbanism/rurality and critical heritages; and socially engaged, participatory, collaborative, collectivised and communitarian arts practices.'

...

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Post by Pstotto » Fri Nov 15, 2019 7:24 pm

In other words, we are building a culture fascist state and this will involve propaganda... Or am I just kidding?

I doubt they could answer at the interview, how have they got to that place of issue-based concern, were their visual matrix to be that isometric picture as the basis ( i.e. gleaned from this 2D data field) for all those conclusions about such a picture and applicable geometries with respect to objective reality, the noumenon of whatever it is.

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Re: One for Pstotto

Post by IanMcL » Sat Nov 16, 2019 8:28 am

Pstotto wrote:Blotto is the word...

Look at this:
Isometric Chair.jpg
It's an isometric picture of a chair. However, the objective view (the camera so far) of reality is that it is photographic and in perspective.

Surely reality is reality is reality, so on that basis the picture above is both 'photographic' and 'in perspective', for how could it be otherwise, as an image?

... And yet it seems to be neither.
Time to take a seat.

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Re: One for Pstotto

Post by Bosscat » Sat Nov 16, 2019 10:30 am

Pstotto wrote:Blotto is the word...

Look at this:
Isometric Chair.jpg
It's an isometric picture of a chair. However, the objective view (the camera so far) of reality is that it is photographic and in perspective.

Surely reality is reality is reality, so on that basis the picture above is both 'photographic' and 'in perspective', for how could it be otherwise, as an image?

... And yet it seems to be neither.
Pull up a chair Pstotto ;)

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Re: One for Pstotto

Post by Pstotto » Sat Nov 16, 2019 3:20 pm

It's a skylight in a modern community hall roof, where do you see a chair?

If not a pipe, Magritte???....?
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