Dyche to Spurs??

Banana · Post by **Banana** » Tue Nov 19, 2019 8:10 pm

A Spurs friend of mine who has a box at White Hart Lane says there is strong rumours down there that a Dyche deal is pretty much done and dusted.

Worrying !!

Funkydrummer · Post by **Funkydrummer** » Tue Nov 19, 2019 8:12 pm

I've read some sh!te on here but that takes the biscuit by some margin.

Bosscat · Post by **Bosscat** » Tue Nov 19, 2019 8:14 pm

Banana wrote:A Spurs friend of mine who has a box at White Hart Lane says there is strong rumours down there that a Dyche deal is pretty much done and dusted.

Worrying !!

You Bartons Buttplug in disguise ....

Jesus wept It doesn't take long does it

tarkys_ears · Post by **tarkys_ears** » Tue Nov 19, 2019 8:16 pm

Why is "having a box" relevant?

Is he not tall enough to see when standing up?

ClaretAndJew · Post by **ClaretAndJew** » Tue Nov 19, 2019 8:16 pm

There's absolutely no chance. Thankfully.

jrgbfc · Post by **jrgbfc** » Tue Nov 19, 2019 8:22 pm

Won't catch many with that one, must try harder.

martin_p · Post by **martin_p** » Tue Nov 19, 2019 8:22 pm

tarkys_ears wrote:Why is "having a box" relevant?

Is he not tall enough to see when standing up?

Didn’t you know, having a box means Daniel Levy meets you after a match and tells you everything that’s going on.

ClaretAndJew · Post by **ClaretAndJew** » Tue Nov 19, 2019 8:23 pm

Howe is being touted.

DCWat · Post by **DCWat** » Tue Nov 19, 2019 8:24 pm

The impact it would have on us, aside. I’d be really interested to see how Dyche does at a team like Spurs.

Funkydrummer · Post by **Funkydrummer** » Tue Nov 19, 2019 8:25 pm

ClaretAndJew wrote:Howe is being touted.

Dirty buggers !

tarkys_ears · Post by **tarkys_ears** » Tue Nov 19, 2019 8:27 pm

martin_p wrote:Didn’t you know, having a box means Daniel Levy meets you after a match and tells you everything that’s going on.

Well I sincerely doubt thats true but it DOES add weight to any rumours heard round the ground, no doubt - ask anyone on a forum!

FactualFrank · Post by **FactualFrank** » Tue Nov 19, 2019 8:28 pm

Next door neighbour says SD isn't going to Spurs. So we can all relax.

martin_p · Post by **martin_p** » Tue Nov 19, 2019 8:31 pm

tarkys_ears wrote:Well I sincerely doubt thats true but it DOES add weight to any rumours heard round the ground, no doubt - ask anyone on a forum!

Not when they haven’t played there in over a week. Unless of course everyone is as sworn to secrecy about Dyche until Pochettino was sacked.

Vintage Claret · Post by **Vintage Claret** » Tue Nov 19, 2019 8:36 pm

It's true, Dyche is off to Spurs, 7th December I've heard..

Aclaret · Post by **Aclaret** » Tue Nov 19, 2019 8:36 pm

Banana wrote:A Spurs friend of mine who has a box at White Hart Lane says there is strong rumours down there that a Dyche deal is pretty much done and dusted.

Worrying !!

Well that's just bananas banana.

Foulthrow · Post by **Foulthrow** » Tue Nov 19, 2019 8:37 pm

I just text my mate who's a Spurs fan.

And I quote, "Dyche has done a good job" with us.

Nailed on he's leaving.

bobinho · Post by **bobinho** » Tue Nov 19, 2019 8:38 pm

Spurs are like Everton. Hardly anyone big enough for them...

SD stays. Or he goes. But if he goes, I’d bet an inch of me dick it won’t be to spurs.

Rick_Muller · Post by **Rick_Muller** » Tue Nov 19, 2019 8:39 pm

The bloke who came to do the snagging list in my house is a Spurs season ticket holder, he thinks gingers are underrated and there’s truth in this - deal done

ClaretAndJew · Post by **ClaretAndJew** » Tue Nov 19, 2019 8:40 pm

bobinho wrote:Spurs are like Everton. Hardly anyone big enough for them...

SD stays. Or he goes. But if he goes, I’d bet an inch of me dick it won’t be to spurs.

Don't bet the ranch mate.

Aclaret · Post by **Aclaret** » Tue Nov 19, 2019 8:41 pm

First it's "Accy Clarets to Spurs" now we have "Dyche to Spurs"

Bosscat · Post by **Bosscat** » Tue Nov 19, 2019 8:46 pm

I am off to Spurs....

Along with my Brother and around 3036 other Clarets.

Devils_Advocate · Post by **Devils_Advocate** » Tue Nov 19, 2019 8:56 pm

Bosscat wrote:I am off to Spurs....

Along with my Brother and around 3036 other Clarets.

Please boo Dyche loudly for me and heckle him with the Judas chant the bloody splitter

bfcjg · Post by **bfcjg** » Tue Nov 19, 2019 9:02 pm

Dyche spotted in a synagogue in Golders Green its nailed on.

lancastrian · Post by **lancastrian** » Tue Nov 19, 2019 9:03 pm

Banana wrote:A Spurs friend of mine who has a box at White Hart Lane says there is strong rumours down there that a Dyche deal is pretty much done and dusted.

Worrying !!

If there is any truth in this we could do a swap.

Buxtonclaret · Post by **Buxtonclaret** » Tue Nov 19, 2019 9:04 pm

And so,
The Banana splits...

Burnleyareback2 · Post by **Burnleyareback2** » Tue Nov 19, 2019 9:18 pm

Banana wrote:A Spurs friend of mine who has a box at White Hart Lane says there is strong rumours down there that a Dyche deal is pretty much done and dusted.

Worrying !!

Your pal has made you look like a bit of a d**k

Bosscat · Post by **Bosscat** » Tue Nov 19, 2019 9:19 pm

Burnleyareback2 wrote:Your pal has made you look like a bit of a d**k

No he has done that all by himself

tarkys_ears · Post by **tarkys_ears** » Wed Nov 20, 2019 6:47 am

...but your mate said....!!!!

jackmiggins · Post by **jackmiggins** » Wed Nov 20, 2019 7:02 am

Sensationalist Scare rumour mongering yet again - I do wish that lily livered drama queens will keep their febrile thoughts to themselves!

BurnleyFC · Post by **BurnleyFC** » Wed Nov 20, 2019 7:04 am

Banana wrote:A Spurs friend of mine who has a box at White Hart Lane says there is strong rumours down there that a Dyche deal is pretty much done and dusted.

Worrying !!

Why would your mate have a box at White Hart Lane? It's been demolished.

bfcjg · Post by **bfcjg** » Wed Nov 20, 2019 7:23 am

Question is why did Dyche quit Spurs after 2 hours in charge ? Levy must have worn him down with his attempts to pick the team. Thank heavens he reapplied for and got the Burnley job.

Top Claret · Post by **Top Claret** » Wed Nov 20, 2019 7:33 am

Spurs fans would be in melt down if Dyche got the job. He has no chance, not fashionable enough

ClaretAndJew · Post by **ClaretAndJew** » Wed Nov 20, 2019 7:46 am

Mourinho in

wilks_bfc · Post by **wilks_bfc** » Wed Nov 20, 2019 7:47 am

Phew.

Can stop panicking now

Paul Waine · Post by **Paul Waine** » Wed Nov 20, 2019 8:23 am

Banana wrote:A Spurs friend of mine who has a box at White Hart Lane says there is strong rumours down there that a Dyche deal is pretty much done and dusted.

Worrying !!

Welcome to Up the Clarets, Banana. Good cast for a first timer.

Should we give your friend a wave when we are down in London on 7th Dec?

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Firthy · Post by **Firthy** » Wed Nov 20, 2019 8:33 am

Paul Waine wrote:Welcome to Up the Clarets, Banana. Good cast for a first timer.

Should we give your friend a wave when we are down in London on 7th Dec?

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Ye great start. Looks like he slipped in his own shite

MT03ALG · Post by **MT03ALG** » Wed Nov 20, 2019 9:39 am

Banana is obviously completely bananas....

Juan Tanamera · Post by **Juan Tanamera** » Wed Nov 20, 2019 10:14 am

Yes, we've got no bananas....

Steve1956 · Post by **Steve1956** » Wed Nov 20, 2019 11:11 am

So Dyche isn't going Spurs then? Looks like Levy has missed a trick by appointing someone who plays the most boring football imaginable,one for the Dyche haters there.

Quicknick · Post by **Quicknick** » Wed Nov 20, 2019 12:05 pm

ClaretAndJew wrote:Mourinho in

He is a bad appointment. Miserable pillock, as well. Even hated in Portugal.

Bosscat · Post by **Bosscat** » Wed Nov 20, 2019 12:09 pm

Banana wrote:A Spurs friend of mine who has a box at White Hart Lane says there is strong rumours down there that a Dyche deal is pretty much done and dusted.

Worrying !!

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houseboy · Post by **houseboy** » Wed Nov 20, 2019 12:43 pm

bobinho wrote:Spurs are like Everton. Hardly anyone big enough for them...

SD stays. Or he goes. But if he goes, I’d bet an inch of me dick it won’t be to spurs.

Why would you risk half your cock?

bobinho · Post by **bobinho** » Wed Nov 20, 2019 1:09 pm

Sadly, It’s a bit more than half...

Goobs · Post by **Goobs** » Wed Nov 20, 2019 1:20 pm

Banana wrote:A Spurs friend of mine who has a box at White Hart Lane says there is strong rumours down there that a Dyche deal is pretty much done and dusted.

Worrying !!

Well done you caught a couple. Some actually believed you might have a friend.

Bosscat · Post by **Bosscat** » Wed Nov 20, 2019 1:28 pm

Goobs wrote:Well done you caught a couple. Some actually believed you might have a friend.

I wonder if him and his "mate" hang around in a Bunch

kentonclaret · Post by **kentonclaret** » Wed Nov 20, 2019 5:16 pm

A Spurs friend of mine said Sean was offered the job but turned it down because Levy refused to rename the Stadium Dyche Hart Lane.

Sean thought he could do a bit better than just having a pub named after him.

Dark Cloud · Post by **Dark Cloud** » Wed Nov 20, 2019 5:20 pm

Bosscat wrote:I am off to Spurs....

Along with my Brother and around 3036 other Clarets.

And I'm off to Spurs too, but it doesn't need a posh bloke with a corporate box to tell people.

Bosscat · Post by **Bosscat** » Wed Nov 20, 2019 5:32 pm

Dark Cloud wrote:And I'm off to Spurs too, but it doesn't need a posh bloke with a corporate box to tell people.

I think said posh bloke is a pigment of someones colourful imagination m8 (and I think the Banana has been peeled finding nowt inside but a mushy mess....)

Banana · Post by **Banana** » Wed Nov 20, 2019 6:44 pm

Paul Waine wrote:Welcome to Up the Clarets, Banana. Good cast for a first timer.

Should we give your friend a wave when we are down in London on 7th Dec?

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Thank you Paul.