The Throw One Inn - The Virtual Pub

Goobs · Post by **Goobs** » Mon Nov 25, 2019 11:21 am

LawsCanalJump wrote:Do you have a cocktails menu please landlord?

only 2 on offer.
Cuba libre
Diesel

Tricky Trevor · Post by **Tricky Trevor** » Mon Nov 25, 2019 1:04 pm

Loveclough club used to have a chart on the wall for Guiness cocktails. About 80, I think. Many had signed their way through them all.

Here are a few I’ve just googled.

Guinness + Bass Pale Ale = Black & Tan
Guinness + Harp Lager = Half & Half
Guinness + Blue Moon = Black & Blue
Guinness + Smithwicks = Blacksmith
Guinness + Newcastle = Black Castle
Guinness + Strongbow Cider = Black Velvet
Guinness + Hard Cider = Snakebite
Guinness + Two Brothers Red Eye Coffee Porter = Black Eye
Guinness + St. Pauli Girl = Black Beauty
Guinness + Magic Hat #9 = Black Magic
Guinness + Old Engine Oil = Black Gold
Guinness + Milwaukee’s Best = Black Beast
Guinness + Rogue Dead Guy Ale = Black Death
Guinness + Ginger Ale = Guinness Shandy
Guinness + Smithwick’s + Harp = Celtic Threesome
Guinness + New Glarus Spotted Cow = Muddy Udder

Bosscat · Post by **Bosscat** » Mon Nov 25, 2019 10:43 pm

Come on Steve .... I got them in last night it must be your shout m8

Dyched · Post by **Dyched** » Mon Nov 25, 2019 10:58 pm

Turn the ******* heating on you tight *******

Rowls · Post by **Rowls** » Mon Nov 25, 2019 11:05 pm

Crap.

Somebody just put agadoo on the jukebox.

Rowls · Post by **Rowls** » Mon Nov 25, 2019 11:05 pm

Can you not smoke in the doorway please mate? Some of us are trying to get out.

icu81b4 · Post by **icu81b4** » Mon Nov 25, 2019 11:50 pm

Crickey!!! Is that clock right ^^^^^^^^^^^^^ looks fast to me.

Better Call Saul · Post by **Better Call Saul** » Tue Nov 26, 2019 4:42 pm

ClaretTony as just walked through the door.
I can’t believe it, the under 23’s friendly away to Aberdeen only finished a couple of hours ago.
How did he get back so fast.

Bosscat · Post by **Bosscat** » Tue Nov 26, 2019 10:23 pm

Pint of Boltmaker please Landlord....goes and sits by fire puts pint on table and reads book

LawsCanalJump · Post by **LawsCanalJump** » Tue Nov 26, 2019 10:35 pm

Any of that furry pork rind available?

tim_noone · Post by **tim_noone** » Tue Nov 26, 2019 11:08 pm

clansman wrote:Do you want some crisps?

Outside now!!! ...........Quentin.

IanMcL · Post by **IanMcL** » Wed Nov 27, 2019 5:07 pm

Who is the cabaret tonight?

ŽižkovClaret · Post by **ŽižkovClaret** » Wed Nov 27, 2019 10:47 pm

IanMcL wrote:Who is the cabaret tonight?

Cabaret on a Wednesday? You think were made of money?

IanMcL · Post by **IanMcL** » Wed Nov 27, 2019 11:37 pm

I thought we were going upmarket a bit?

tim_noone · Post by **tim_noone** » Wed Nov 27, 2019 11:39 pm

Your Dinners in the Dog!!

Goobs · Post by **Goobs** » Wed Nov 27, 2019 11:47 pm

Is that Kurt Nogan in the corner?

What's that on his top?

Rowls · Post by **Rowls** » Thu Nov 28, 2019 12:52 am

Has last orders been called?

Half a mild as usual please.

Tricky Trevor · Post by **Tricky Trevor** » Thu Nov 28, 2019 7:27 am

Rowls wrote:Has last orders been called?

Half a mild as usual please.

Busmans holiday?

LawsCanalJump · Post by **LawsCanalJump** » Thu Nov 28, 2019 8:08 am

A new hip micropub serving craft ales has opened round the corner, shall we finish these and check it out?

SalisburyClaret · Post by **SalisburyClaret** » Thu Nov 28, 2019 9:14 am

Is it just me or are the barmaids getting younger

Bosscat · Post by **Bosscat** » Thu Nov 28, 2019 9:55 am

SalisburyClaret wrote:Is it just me or are the barmaids getting younger

If Steve had his way they would be getting 'Larger' too

tim_noone · Post by **tim_noone** » Thu Nov 28, 2019 10:02 am

Bosscat wrote:If Steve had his way they would be getting 'Larger' too

Correct.

Steve1956 · Post by **Steve1956** » Thu Nov 28, 2019 10:14 am

Bosscat wrote:Come on Steve .... I got them in last night it must be your shout m8

I've give up drinking...no I havnt I'm a tight *******,I peep through the window and if your in I go elsewhere

Steve1956 · Post by **Steve1956** » Thu Nov 28, 2019 10:15 am

Bosscat wrote:If Steve had his way they would be getting 'Larger' too

You cant beat a fat women.

Bosscat · Post by **Bosscat** » Thu Nov 28, 2019 10:19 am

Steve1956 wrote:You cant beat a fat women.

Beat her with a Womans weekly....

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Bosscat · Post by **Bosscat** » Thu Nov 28, 2019 10:19 am

Steve1956 wrote:I've give up drinking...no I havnt I'm a tight *******,I peep through the window and if your in I go elsewhere

Knob!!!!

Steve1956 · Post by **Steve1956** » Thu Nov 28, 2019 1:25 pm

Bosscat wrote:Knob!!!!

Bringing her indoors along tonight BC she loves pool.

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Bosscat · Post by **Bosscat** » Thu Nov 28, 2019 1:35 pm

Will do.... as long as Rocket doesn't bend over the table AGAIN like last night ewwwwwww

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Steve1956 · Post by **Steve1956** » Thu Nov 28, 2019 3:11 pm

I saw this and thought of Frank,I found it funny I hope he's not offended.

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Bosscat · Post by **Bosscat** » Thu Nov 28, 2019 3:28 pm

Steve1956 wrote:I saw this and thought of Frank,I found it funny I hope he's not offended

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OMG

Terrier · Post by **Terrier** » Fri Dec 06, 2019 6:25 pm

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qfSh2YbrhgA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R686uRAzwIk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8L1j0_UubKE
3 records on and my 1st pint of the night ……..Blond witch

Bosscat · Post by **Bosscat** » Fri Dec 06, 2019 8:07 pm

Its Crimbo coming up only one song imho

https://youtu.be/j9jbdgZidu8

Bosscat · Post by **Bosscat** » Fri Dec 13, 2019 8:14 pm

JohnMac · Post by **JohnMac** » Fri Dec 13, 2019 8:44 pm

Any Karaoke on tonight?

I was going up Molly's but it's a tad damp and motivation is a bit lacking

JohnMac · Post by **JohnMac** » Fri Dec 13, 2019 8:45 pm

I wanted to sing F4 - 01 - 06

bfcjg · Post by **bfcjg** » Fri Dec 13, 2019 9:35 pm

Out of all the leaders describe who you really would and wouldn't want a pint with and why ?
Corbyn...no he'd bore the arse of me and want to talk Marxist crap whilst I am drinking
Johnson...Yes I reckon he'd be a bit of crack especially if you got him p1ssed
Farage...No he'd be on the phone to his stockbroker mates whilst you are waiting for him to take a pool shot
Swinson...no comes across as a half a shandy nurser
Sturgeon....no just no ! talk about herself Scotland then herself whilst expecting you to buy all the drinks.
Right I've set the bar chat up who's got the darts, round the board anyone ?

Nonayforever · Post by **Nonayforever** » Fri Dec 13, 2019 9:35 pm

It's quiet in here tonight Tom.

Buxtonclaret · Post by **Buxtonclaret** » Fri Dec 13, 2019 11:17 pm

Pint of Best & a packet of plain crisps, please.

Anyone for a game of pool?

Bosscat · Post by **Bosscat** » Tue Mar 10, 2020 5:45 pm

Is it open tonight or is it self isolated ?

Gordaleman · Post by **Gordaleman** » Tue Mar 10, 2020 7:31 pm

If this virus gets bad, we might need a virtual pub, so if we are all going to be nice to each other how about naming it 'Kind Hearts and Coronets.'

Mine's a Gin and Tonic.

Gordaleman · Post by **Gordaleman** » Tue Mar 10, 2020 7:44 pm

bfcjg wrote: ↑
Fri Dec 13, 2019 9:35 pm
Out of all the leaders describe who you really would and wouldn't want a pint with and why ?
Corbyn...no he'd bore the arse of me and want to talk Marxist crap whilst I am drinking
Johnson...Yes I reckon he'd be a bit of crack especially if you got him p1ssed
Farage...No he'd be on the phone to his stockbroker mates whilst you are waiting for him to take a pool shot
Swinson...no comes across as a half a shandy nurser
Sturgeon....no just no ! talk about herself Scotland then herself whilst expecting you to buy all the drinks.
Right I've set the bar chat up who's got the darts, round the board anyone ?

I've met Corbyn a couple of times. He didn't talk Marxist crap on either occasion. Maybe you read too much of the right wing press?

Just saying like.

Steve1956 · Post by **Steve1956** » Tue Mar 10, 2020 8:03 pm

Just had a read through this Frank has never made a comment....is he barred?

IanMcL · Post by **IanMcL** » Tue Mar 10, 2020 8:08 pm

Steve1956 wrote: ↑
Thu Nov 28, 2019 1:25 pm
Bringing her indoors along tonight BC she loves pool.FB_IMG_1574947421086.jpg

I think I might learn pool!
Does she teach novices Steve?

Bosscat · Post by **Bosscat** » Tue Mar 10, 2020 8:11 pm

Steve1956 wrote: ↑
Tue Mar 10, 2020 8:03 pm
Just had a read through this Frank has never made a comment....is he barred?

When the tight bugger gets his wallet out he can come in Steve

Steve1956 · Post by **Steve1956** » Tue Mar 10, 2020 8:13 pm

IanMcL wrote: ↑
Tue Mar 10, 2020 8:08 pm
I think I might learn pool!
Does she teach novices Steve?

Do you like large ladies? She will do owt for a Rum & Black and a packet of pork scratchings

IanMcL · Post by **IanMcL** » Tue Mar 10, 2020 8:16 pm

I'll get my 8 ball sorted then!

(That's all I know about pool!)

Steve1956 · Post by **Steve1956** » Tue Mar 10, 2020 8:16 pm

Bosscat wrote: ↑
Tue Mar 10, 2020 8:11 pm
When the tight bugger gets his wallet out he can come in Steve

Hes probably been caught plsslng in the sink buddy and hes barred

Bosscat · Post by **Bosscat** » Tue Mar 10, 2020 8:18 pm

Steve1956 wrote: ↑
Tue Mar 10, 2020 8:16 pm
Hes probably been caught plsslng in the sink buddy and hes barred

Gordaleman · Post by **Gordaleman** » Tue Mar 10, 2020 8:22 pm

Bosscat wrote: ↑
Tue Mar 10, 2020 8:18 pm

I heard about a guy once who got "Barred' for Sheep *******.

Tricky Trevor · Post by **Tricky Trevor** » Tue Mar 10, 2020 8:23 pm

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