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Buried or cremated

Post by conyoviejo » Thu Nov 21, 2019 8:13 pm

Does it really matter and do you have a preference? :D

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Re: Buried or cremated

Post by Devils_Advocate » Thu Nov 21, 2019 8:15 pm

conyoviejo wrote:Does it really matter and do you have a preference? :D
Id rather they cremated you but im not overly fussed either way
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Re: Buried or cremated

Post by Bosscat » Thu Nov 21, 2019 8:15 pm

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Re: Buried or cremated

Post by dsr » Thu Nov 21, 2019 8:15 pm

My main preference is that they wait until I'm dead.
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Re: Buried or cremated

Post by conyoviejo » Thu Nov 21, 2019 8:25 pm

Devils_Advocate wrote:Id rather they cremated you but im not overly fussed either way
:lol: :lol: That tickled me..
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Re: Buried or cremated

Post by Steve1956 » Thu Nov 21, 2019 8:32 pm

conyoviejo wrote:Does it really matter and do you have a preference? :D
Those options are not good,Id just rather not die.

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Re: Buried or cremated

Post by dougcollins » Thu Nov 21, 2019 8:37 pm

I suppose being cremated would stop you being buried alive.

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Re: Buried or cremated

Post by dougcollins » Thu Nov 21, 2019 8:37 pm

I suppose being cremated would stop you being buried alive.
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Re: Buried or cremated

Post by FactualFrank » Thu Nov 21, 2019 8:38 pm

Frozen.

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Re: Buried or cremated

Post by Bosscat » Thu Nov 21, 2019 8:38 pm

:?
dougcollins wrote:I suppose being cremated would stop you being buried alive.
:o

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Re: Buried or cremated

Post by Bosscat » Thu Nov 21, 2019 8:38 pm

FactualFrank wrote:Frozen.
Let it Go ....... Frank
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Re: Buried or cremated

Post by bfcjg » Thu Nov 21, 2019 8:42 pm

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Re: Buried or cremated

Post by Lord Beamish » Thu Nov 21, 2019 8:46 pm

My body is being donated to Medicine.
I’ll be very disappointed if my cadaver is not used to at least get one Med Student into a car-pool lane.
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Re: Buried or cremated

Post by FactualFrank » Thu Nov 21, 2019 8:53 pm

100k when I last read about it. Give it 40 years and it'll more advanced.

I'll take over the board in 200 years.

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Re: Buried or cremated

Post by IanMcL » Thu Nov 21, 2019 8:58 pm

dougcollins wrote:I suppose being cremated would stop you being buried alive.
Posted twice Doug....was it in hope or the thought if being cremated alive?

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Re: Buried or cremated

Post by dougcollins » Thu Nov 21, 2019 9:33 pm

It's my goddam iphone, it almost always does that.

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Re: Buried or cremated

Post by joey13 » Thu Nov 21, 2019 9:59 pm

Bloody international breaks have a lot to answer for
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Re: Buried or cremated

Post by IanMcL » Thu Nov 21, 2019 10:20 pm

dougcollins wrote:It's my goddam iphone, it almost always does that.
Is it trying to tell you something? I say, is it trying to tell you something?



iPhone- you not!

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Re: Buried or cremated

Post by Jimmymaccer » Thu Nov 21, 2019 11:29 pm

Donated my body to sports science.....

Born 1962...

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Re: Buried or cremated

Post by Tricky Trevor » Fri Nov 22, 2019 12:54 am

Tried to donate my body to science, to save the Mrs the cost of a funeral.
Turns out when they are finishing hacking you up they send all the bits back. Also the nearest training school was Liverpool and they have a time limit.
Anyway getting cremated now and ashes are going in a secret location, that I love.

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Re: Buried or cremated

Post by Rowls » Fri Nov 22, 2019 1:32 am

Gonna get cremated so nobody can bring me back as an undead zombie and make me do extra work.

I don't want pestering once I'm dead.
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Re: Buried or cremated

Post by Quicknick » Fri Nov 22, 2019 4:47 am

Buried alive or cremated alive?

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Re: Buried or cremated

Post by Chobulous » Fri Nov 22, 2019 8:45 am

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John Prince had it right

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Re: Buried or cremated

Post by ClaretAndJew » Fri Nov 22, 2019 8:50 am

You never get to know how old you are when you die.

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Re: Buried or cremated

Post by Claret Till I Die » Fri Nov 22, 2019 9:43 am

dougcollins wrote:It's my goddam iphone, it almost always does that.
You missed a trick by not posting twice..
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Re: Buried or cremated

Post by houseboy » Fri Nov 22, 2019 9:49 am

dougcollins wrote:I suppose being cremated would stop you being buried alive.
But it would be a bit of a bummer if you woke up in the incinerator.

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Re: Buried or cremated

Post by houseboy » Fri Nov 22, 2019 9:51 am

I'm at an age now where I don't even want to think about it. Just waking up in the morning is good for me.

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Re: Buried or cremated

Post by Bosscat » Fri Nov 22, 2019 10:15 am

dougcollins wrote:I suppose being cremated would stop you being buried alive.
Unless you were caught in a Volcanic eruption and were buried in Molten Lava.
Then you would experience the delights? of both.....

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Re: Buried or cremated

Post by Mala591 » Fri Nov 22, 2019 10:39 am

I'm being buried for the simple reason that I will have 'Going underground' played at my funeral.

He who laughs last...

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Re: Buried or cremated

Post by Joey is no kant » Fri Nov 22, 2019 2:05 pm

Alkaline hydrolysis for me!

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Re: Buried or cremated

Post by padihamclaret » Fri Nov 22, 2019 2:16 pm

I want to be stuffed and mounted and placed in my house in the living room as a constant reminder to my family of my greatness.
They could always use me as a hat stand once the novelty had wore off
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Re: Buried or cremated

Post by conyoviejo » Fri Nov 22, 2019 3:01 pm

padihamclaret wrote:I want to be stuffed and mounted and placed in my house in the living room as a constant reminder to my family of my greatness.
They could always use me as a hat stand once the novelty had wore off
All depends how big your peg is.. :D
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Re: Buried or cremated

Post by Gerry Hattrick » Fri Nov 22, 2019 5:30 pm

When my uncle Albert died of asbestosis several funerals had to be put on hold.
It took 'em three days to cremate him.
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Re: Buried or cremated

Post by IanMcL » Sat Nov 23, 2019 1:24 am

Gerry Hattrick wrote:When my uncle Albert died of asbestosis several funerals had to be put on hold.
It took 'em three days to cremate him.
Uncle Albert?
Are you Ken Barlow?

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Re: Buried or cremated

Post by Firthy » Sat Nov 23, 2019 8:37 am

Horrible wet miserable day here and I wake up to this. What a joyous thread, I now feel lucky to be alive.

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